I will never read your substack. I will not share your substack. if you post your substack and I am just learning you have a substack, I will comment, “substack? really?” or “come on, man” or “leave substack.” I will do this periodically until you block me or leave substack

WHOOOAAAA! What?!? There's a connection between Nazis and Substack?! Why has literally no one ever mentioned this at any point in history ever before this?? I need to sit down, the room is spinning

On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!

Wake up, honey, new Displaced Gamers just dropped

i always love it when liberals critique me for being part of some leftist hive mind when like, I voted exclusively for Democrats. I told other people I thought it was best to vote for Democrats. The Democrats lost. And they didn't lose because leftists refused to vote for them.

Mancubus is great, but if Gearbox wants me to buy Borderlands 4, they've gotta bring back Captain Scarlett

This is the rigorous process that the Bluesky team used to determine if they should undo dril's suspension: "Well, suspended that guy! This is going to be great. *looks at feed*. oh no. oh shit. uh oh."

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Lotta people out there who think you "gotta hand it to" Will Stancil. Turns out, you really don't!

Oh, so NOW Harry Potter fans are upset with JK Rowling? Both she and they can fuck off into the sun

Oh, no! Coffee prices! Has Trump finally gone too far?!?

I will probably get told off for sharing this - but it does give some perspective on why I was under so much pressure to leave Monkey Cage - I accept my career is dead so…. skepchick.org/2026/01/the-...

look you actually can't tell how brilliant someone is by how they communicate via shorthand. you should judge someone's intelligence holistically, and when we do that for Jeffrey Epstein we can honestly say the man was pretty stupid

Wow, Robin Leach! Now there's a name I haven't heard in quite some... wait, WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK

My blocking trigger finger is itchy AF today and even the slightest, tiniest, *suggestion* of a *hint* at defending Schumer or Jeffries is gonna take you the fuck out.

I don't know why we're still debating about the logistics of renewable power sources when we could just harness Chuck Schumer's loser energy and keep the grid lit up indefinitely

approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide

Anyway, ICE must be abolished and we should not tolerate positions that are mealy mouthed about it.

Obviously I already knew that Megyn Kelly was a horrific cunt, but Jeeeeeeezus CHRIST

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

Pagliacci Pizza is so fucking good. It's a good thing that there's not one within easy takeout distance from me, or I'd end up mortgaging my house.

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

This package unites a whole bunch of us into never voting for any dipshit Democrats who vote for this.

Democrats may think they are softening the message when they say things like "Abolish Trump's ICE" but this is a mistake. The qualifier of "Trump's" shows a deflection of Dem responsibility for perpetuating this agency and funding it.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state

anyone you ever thought was doing “purity tests” was right and you need to shut up about it for ever

From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

After countless hours spent watching the Andy Lasos of the world play SMZ3, I've finally decided to give it a shot. My first takeaway: 30 years of not playing either Super Metroid or Link To The Past gives one a SIGNIFICANT amount of rustiness!

the regime considers all resistance violent resistance. you chanting while holding a sign and carefully remaining on the sidewalk is as worthy of the death penalty to them as someone throwing a Molotov.

Trials for every ICE member.

"...and a record that showed some parking tickets." For fuck's sake

If the producers of the new Masters Of The Universe movie were going for a "knockoff Thor" vibe, they fuckin' nailed it

Why are you waving the flag of Mexico when you’re living in America, says man who supports the Steelers but hasnt lived in Pittsburgh in 30 years

It's a real shame that the long run the United States has had of being universally loved by other countries around the world is coming to an end.

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

Any politician, and this includes whatever Democrat candidate is on the ballot, whose position on ICE is "continue to fund them but reform/train them" is not getting my vote. Hopefully the Democrats figure their shit out and this is never an issue.

Hopefully what's happening with Governor Walz makes it very clear that you can't half-ass resistance. He asked them nicely to stop, asked people not to protest too hard, and they're still acting like he told Trump to fuck off and called in the Guard. So just start with that!

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

Tobias is damn good at picking great songs to cover youtu.be/XfMVF-o7g1o?...

The government can shoot a citizen dead in the street for no reason? Yes!!We’ve been yelling about this for a very long time

Oh, it sure is Gavin Newsom! Hey, liberals, this your boy?!

Just watched the Governor Walz address, and yeah, this is pretty much where I'm at

Giving this touching tribute to the late Scott Adams by Behind The Bastards a relisten

Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke

And they say comedy is dead on Bluesky!