Quote with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10

A YouTube trend is to shortcut the script by feeding the outline into ChatGPT to turn it into a script. They think if it's still read out loud by a human, with clever animations or video editing, that we won't notice it's AI. But AI writing is PAINFULLY obvious and hard to listen to. Don't do it

Friendship is Magitek

Doing the Lord's work

Emulation never stopped me from buying games - on the contrary, by being able to play the out-of-print classics "for free" it left me more money to buy new games with. I rarely emulate anymore, but keeping that option available is GOOD for the games industry, despite what the greedy suits say.

Hey indies: I give you permission to create small fuzzy cute playable characters in your games that aren't mice. We used to have hedgehogs and echidnas, bats, squirrels, possums, cats, bears, bandicoots, kangaroos, and whatever the heck a Klonoa is. Now it's always mice.

Blueberries are pretty gross, but nothing beats durian for awful fruit

Just got a KILLER price on a boxed TG-16 from the local RC Car / Hobby shop

Fun Fact about Raid on Bungeling Bay - the designer, a young Will Wright, thought the map editor was more fun to play with than the game itself. This inspired him to turn the map editor into a new game: Sim City.

Putting my money on Mothra. No I will not explain my reasoning.

I know a lot of people are looking for industry analysis during these chaotic times, so here’s what I’ve got

Nuts AND Milk? In THIS economy?!?

Big Guy

Happy 37th Birthday to one of my favorite movies! The Burbs, released February 17, 1989

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Banana hammock. Donkey thong?

See, this is what's wrong with modern gaming. Nobody's making games that teach you to harness your innate psychic powers anymore.

Age verification? These were my cereals of choice as a kid 🥣

Apply directly to the forehead

Kiss my Asmik

"Bubsy 3D is diarrhea dog shit!" "Bubsy 3D is an underrated gem!" And then there's me, fully enjoying my mid-tier 6/10 platformer since first playing it's demo at 15 years old.

Retro games? You mean like Fortnite?

Fun Fact: Janet Jackson's music video for Rhythm Nation is in resonant frequency with some 5400 RPM Seagate hard drives, causing physical damage to the drive if played simultaneous with drive access. www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...

I miss the good old days, when generative AI was limited to This Person Does Not Exist and it didn't understand the concept of hats.

If you're in the very specific niche of "Earthbound fan who listened to They Might Be Giants' entire back catalog", this amazing mashup is made for you. (Not AI) youtu.be/JzHwnaK1c7c?...

I'm generally unimpressed by photorealism and fancy shaders. I want my games to be artistic, not realistic. Genshin Impact is one of the most beautiful games I've ever played.

Can't decide which dress is more ridiculous

Last night I dreamed my small town high school (I'm 45) was transformed into a huge venue with concerts, shopping, etc. I got separated from my friends and was going to miss my flight (to where?) and then @mcchris.bsky.social started following and taunting me in rap form for being lost.

I'll pay you $50 to watch the whole thing

I know what it looks like. I'm autistic, I have an alt account all about suplexing trains, and a complete collection of Tetsudou Nippon! imports with the Densha De Go! custom controller. But I'm not one of those "train guys", I swear! 😂

Sweet. Thanks for telling me.

This sweet kid went on the Figment ride at Epcot four times today, bought the toy, and is singing the song (a rare feat as he's mostly non-verbal) @ericidle.bsky.social - Be proud of this one ❤️

For anybody who plays Genshin Impact, I'm just going to leave this here.

If you're a fucking psycho boomer at Disneyworld and you feel it necessary to harass my wife about how she's parenting our special needs 6 y/o to the point where she's crying and screaming "leave me alone", just remember this whole place is wired with cameras. Insane bitch, meet the cops.

Had to enter the cursed HOA that is Celebration, FL to drop off packages at the post office. Two minutes in town and I already had some entitled dipshit lay into his horn because I wasn't trying to run over the bicyclist in front of me. This song helped me recover: youtu.be/fiChvSOABxI?...

If I have to know that the Fallout x My Little Pony crossover novel has a higher rating on Goodreads than To Kill A Mockingbird, then so do you

If you want some really funny reactions, go to Disneyworld with a Battletoads shirt on

The deepest cut at Universal?

Of every detail in Super Nintendo World (Orlando), I think this Famicom Grand Prix II: 3D Hot Rally reference in the Mario Kart Ride is my favorite

Waffles so good they make me wanna KMS

Elf Legend (Chip & Dale 2 Romhack) getting a bit frisky with @profbloom.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/profbloomvtu...

Time Gal (Sega CD) was my first video game character crush 🤣

We can now

I can hear this picture

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

Wai Wai World is the first Famicom game I ever beat from an original Japanese cartridge, kicking off a decade and a half long obsession with the console ❤️

This is why Shiva is the best summon

Fuzzy Pickles!

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His flatulence might be deadly, but his game doesn't stink... NAME 👏 THAT 👏 GAME!