We're all familiar with "this meeting could have been an email." What about when the email is unnecessary, though? How about, "This dumb email could have remained a dumb thought in your dumb head"?

He's right; they won't last long. 😏

Starting my Monday with 92 emails, several of which begin with "Is this ready?" I don't know. Did you open the project and look at it? Does it seem like it's ready? It doesn't? Huh. Then I guess it isn't ready. Glad I could do that detective work for you. Happy Monday. 🤬

Went to the barber and decided to try something new, something that doesn't look like an overgrown bush on my face. I guess, as the youths say, "New beard, who dis?"

Improved by sixteen seconds over last week, which is remarkable since I was exhausted before I started. Weeeeeee...😏

THIS IS WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT. Look, it was the 90s, OK? We all had Lego clip-on hair. And I'm obviously wearing baggy jeans that don't fit properly (Idaho chic).

HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.

Running from my problems never works, but on the plus side, all that running is gonna make me look fiiiiiiine. 😎 (This is a dumb joke. I don't run because running is literally the worst. I use a rower instead, but that doesn't work for the joke. Great, now I've ruined my joke by explaining it. 😭)

@suplexatrain.bsky.social My friend sent this to me. I believe he found it on Reddit, but I didn't see a credit for it. Seems like something you'd enjoy: suplexing trains AND problems!

This week sure is trying my historically low levels of patience. 💢

📬This Saturday, May 9th📬 I know many are struggling to make ends meet, but if you can donate, the Letter Carrier Food Drive is Saturday everywhere in the United States! Simply leave non-perishables by your mail box! We provide a bag! That's it! Thank you so much to everyone who participates❤️

Share two of your favorite photos of yourself.

When the edible kicks in.

Improved my time by 1:16 over the previous 5K. Don't feel like death this time, either.

I am very proud to announce the launch 🚀 of my website, dedicated to offering customizable RGB Scart cables to your needs & many other analog video leads and dongles. em-modshop.com

My attempt at putting positive energy into the world: This week's accomplishments: -Meal-prepped breakfast every day. -Went to the gym four times. -Set a new 1RM of 305 on deadlift. -Mostly kept to a sleep schedule. -Developed a humorous method of coping with work stress. How about y'all?

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Listen to your editor. An angry editor makes for a sad writer.

Things are happening. 👀

Consistently surprised to see otherwise smart people holding up ai checker results as proof of… anything.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

I played Barbies with my five-year-old niece yesterday. I was Dr. Barbie. A story: Dr. Barbie was burned out from her high-paying, high-stress job, so she and her assistant, pictured below, took a trip to the palatial Barbie Mansion. They had a dance party on the roof, then grew hungry (1/3).

I should mow the lawn like this so that my parents' conservative neighbors literally explode from rage. I don't have the right outfit, though. 😞

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Four new listings just dropped. The console bundle pictured in the top-left is $15.00 off what I typically charge ($99.95). She's a little worn but works like a dream! The black & gray controllers are interesting, they're Japan exclusive "Mario Kart 64" editions. remnantcontrollers.etsy.com

In my hometown. Always weird being here.

To celebrate our 60fps upgrade of Yooka-Replaylee on Switch 2, we're giving away an alternate cover copy of the game to two lucky winners! To enter, make sure to 🔄Retweet this post and be 👤Following us for a chance to win!

It's Monday. So many emails. So many edits. So many...tense conversations.

Proof-of-life photo.

Taking a mini-vacation. There's a hot tub by the river, and I might live in it.

I just want Sydney Prescott to be happy; she deserves to be happy. (The movie was...fine.)

Several new listings just went live on the shop! My personal favorite color, ice blue, has made a triumphant return. It is in remarkably good shape. I must refrain from keeping it to myself. remnantcontrollers.etsy.com

It's Monday, the ass day of the week, so let's have some fun. Please don't be too weird. (Emphasis on "too" cause y'all be weird, but I love it.)

Survived my trip and headed home. Hurray!

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true. When I was about seven years old, I stuck my chin on the oven door while my mom was baking brownies. I wanted to smell them, so I got super close. It burned all the skin off my chin, including the nerves—I never felt it.

Four new listings are available on the shop. Excited to debut a customized N64 controller for the first time! remnantcontrollers.etsy.com

Because I am a crazy person, I volunteered to review this on consoles. But you know what? I'm glad, because Death Howl is freaking awesome! Hard as nails, fun as hell. Highly recommend it to everyone. www.heypoorplayer.com/2026/03/03/d...

🥎🐕 Jake would like the ball now please. No thoughts. Only ball. Ball. BALL.

Me, buying things I absolutely don't need: "I am such a good person supporting this small business." And that, folks, is how you can talk yourself into buying absolutely anything for any reason. Follow me for more tips that will probably bankrupt you financially but not morally.

If you can't watch/participate/donate, at least share. This is a great cause.

Pokemans. I haven't played Sw/Sh or Violet/Scarlet, so I went with what I think I'll pick. I have no idea about the new ones. Leaning toward Pombon, though.

One benefit of late-night flights: no lines at security. It took maybe five minutes to get through. And now to wait... Quizzical photo for fun.

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My husband is playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon DX and named his partner Psyduck after me. (Psyduck + Scottie.)

We got new pins! The sleepy Psyduck is for me. (No Starmie, unfortunately, but I am always tired, so it works.)

Four new listings are available on the shop for the first time in a month. Feels great to be back, it was looking bare 😅 remnantcontrollers.etsy.com

I normally don't talk about my political opponent, Rep. Brent Crane. I hate mud slinging, and I'd rather talk about how I want to serve #Nampa. However, Mr. Crane sits on the House Business Committee. He was photographed grinning at the man wearing brown face makeup as described here by the ACLU.🧵

My favorite Pokemon: Starmie It's been my favorite since I first played Yellow back in 1999. I love its typing and its flexible move set. I also like stars. I also like that it's one of the few Pokemon to not say its name. It just makes sounds! It also has a vibrant life, as seen in US/UM.

Hysterically, laughably unprepared for this week.