Sierra 1312

"What do you mean these coupons expired in 1994?!?"

I'm on a diet

Should have ended with them getting lost in the sewers, and then Noctis has sex with the rest of the group so they can ground themselves and find their way out.

Incel Locke

I feel better

I feel better

C'mon you prudes this one's funny!

Should have ended with them getting lost in the sewers, and then Noctis has sex with the rest of the group so they can ground themselves and find their way out.

The best cameo in the Super Mario Galaxy movie was definitely Mr Gay

Defeating Sin starts with eight glasses a day

The best cameo in the Super Mario Galaxy movie was definitely Mr Gay

*peeks out from under my blankie* Is National Lie To Your Followers day over yet?

Party tit

Party tit

2026: AI gets all the best job positions. 2027: AI gets all the best political positions. 2028: AI gets all the best sex positions.

*flutters eyelashes innocently*

Never trust a fart. They'll leave you for dead on the floating continent every time.

So handsome! 😘

Never trust a fart. They'll leave you for dead on the floating continent every time.

⬆️⬇️YX

On Fridays, I only eat dinosaur-shaped foods

kefka did nothing wrong merch when?

Look at that realistic shading!

Look at that realistic shading!

y u gotta be so sensitive all the time, spiky boy?

DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON

Look, if I have to know that this exists then so do you

There's no wrong time for Triple Triad

Respectfully jerking off to Chadarnook's demon form

Respectfully jerking off to Chadarnook's demon form

What should I do?

I always knew you couldn't trust these guys

🎵 Beat the meat Treat the feet To the sweet Milky seat 🎶

🎵 Beat the meat Treat the feet To the sweet Milky seat 🎶

I always knew you couldn't trust these guys

I'm just happy to see you.

Why else would Nintendo leave such a perfect, empty spot on the controller face?

Sex is fun but have you ever drummed along with the music during a cutscene so hard your thumbs hurt?

🎶 I wanna sit when I pee, too You say it's not manly, I say "fuck you" I don't wanna shit I just wanna sit when I pee, too 🎵 - REO Speedwagon, probably

🎶 I wanna sit when I pee, too You say it's not manly, I say "fuck you" I don't wanna shit I just wanna sit when I pee, too 🎵 - REO Speedwagon, probably

The smartest baby of 1996

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I also keep a snack in my hair, just in case

Friendship is Magitek