Don't worry, I've got a balance in mind.

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I have the potential to do the funniest thing ever

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

You'll be hooked on the pusspuss

Found my old Prima guide. I forgot it came with the bonus content!

Can't stop won't stop

An important character moment

An important character moment

Mixtape doesn't perfectly match my life experience so I'm going to spend the next two weeks having an adult tantrum about it. Did you know you can beat the entire game without pressing buttons, looking at the screen, turning on your console, or even being alive?!? Games for alive ppl > dead ppl

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Maidenless

It's not a real video game unless you can suplex a train

Help your bros avoid unwanted pregnancy.

I was Smaaaaaaaashed by @kuragari.bsky.social

Help your bros avoid unwanted pregnancy.

This is Sabin. I would like to let you know that the wrestling match against the Phantom Train has been moved up to April 30, 2027, from May 7. The train is working hard to be suplexed as soon as possible.

For @miraclemoan.bsky.social

Fun Fact: Kingdom Hearts was originally pitched as a Square x Nickelodeon crossover, but the channels parent company Viacom passed on the deal over concerns that creator Tetsuya Nomura would push to rebrand Spongebob SquarePants as "a weeb".

Wise words

Ok boomer

Post your favorite final fantasy character❗️(wrong answers only)

Everyone’s reaction to the Fox redesign… 😭

Are you a bad enough dude to make sweet sweet love to a Big Mac?

You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life.

It hurts.

It hurts.

What's YOUR favorite Lego game?

Gladio: Power Prompto: Agility Ignis: Flavor Noctis: Will hold you during your post-coital cry

Send noods

Playing on original hardware just makes you better than other people

A healthy part of a balanced breakfast!

If you get this reference, delete YouTube.

Roger knows what's up

On this day, 50 years ago, Final Fantasy artist Yoshitaka Amano got diarrhea from a Cheesecake Factory meatloaf.

Fuck you, Doug!

What if Final Fantasy XIV but with ass play? github.com/crnlskn/Butt...

Ahem. Excuuuuuse me? Did you forget something? www.thegamer.com/coolest-best...

Hey baby, let's keep in touch!

Something something crush head like sparrow egg between thighs

For @quest64official.bsky.social

I suggest "feather touch"

Now, you see, it depends entirely on what you mean by "destroying the World of Balance"

I suggest "feather touch"

We all did this with our childhood friends, right?

I went to track down a Final Fantasy parade float to suplex, and instead found this awesome float from the 2019 Sydney Mardi Gras pride parade. na.finalfantasyxiv.com/blog/002680....

In Final Fantasy III, you cannot suplex a train.

This is not a political post. Also, fuck every one of those ghouls.

Guaranteed to make your keyblade limp

XY⬇️⬆️🤼🚂