Stole his clothes, too!

"Would you like a free book filled with stories about our lord and savior?"

Link me to an account, any account, any account at all. I will follow the first account linked no matter what it is.

Another one bites the dust!

Do you like Monkey Raps?!?

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I only play Secret of Mana for the articles, babe! I promise!

obligatory for the 4th

Starting January 2027, I will no longer have arms and will not be able to perform a physical suplex. You will still be able to enjoy all your favorite suplexes via our digital suplexscription service.

hehe hehe this sucks

hehe hehe this sucks

I LIKE ALL THESE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN' SNAKES GAY!

Back when gamers were cool

Flawless Victory!

Y.R.P. is wheezing the juice

Workers clean up algae bloom caused by Cyanobacteria

Your favorite game is bad, and you're awesome for liking it anyway.

Yum

This one's for my chronically online friends

Truly a Father’s Day to remember.

I'm on a shirt! www.etsy.com/listing/4513...

Konami tried to warn us

I'm on a shirt! www.etsy.com/listing/4513...

This one's for my chronically online friends

Why tho? Ya'll need Jesus.

Nerdsplain, a new fragrance by Sabin Figaro

Make sure you're leveled up enough and fully equipped before wishing him a Happy Father's Day!

Make sure you're leveled up enough and fully equipped before wishing him a Happy Father's Day!

Women only want one thing and it's XY⬇️⬆️

I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, I'M NOT MR THOU!!!

Reflecting

Reflecting

Press F to Praise the Sun

SoMeBoDy MuSt HaVe PuT sOmEtHiNg In ThE wAtEr!¡!

Poor Jon never catches a break

His arm is his wife

SoMeBoDy MuSt HaVe PuT sOmEtHiNg In ThE wAtEr!¡!

Home is where the stabbing happens

Isaac Newton crying and shaking and shidding himself right now

Isaac Newton crying and shaking and shidding himself right now

Guaranteed to make your keyblade limp

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle…

Dear Blizzard, Why the hot steaming fuck does she have butt wings?

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Nothing

Why do we always assume it was a man? Nintendo, hire this woman!

Why do we always assume it was a man? Nintendo, hire this woman!