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enjoy every sandwich
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The Lyft driver put on Taylor Swift when I got inā¦. Humiliating
about 19 hours ago
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I feel like I have lived a million lifetimes since that movie with two Paul Rudds came out
3 days ago
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Glycerine is the Hey Jude of my generation
7 days ago
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I have played this in the car on my way to and from work for weeks, itās my āif it sucks hit the bricksā theme song
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Michael M - When The Bomb Drops I Will Fucking Run Into It
YouTube video by Michael M
https://youtu.be/PgL6DLmPfhk?si=Cn-5WtgwYk0GLLWZ
11 days ago
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Me again if I have to live in a christofacist state then give me Good Friday off
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16 days ago
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Iām a joyless harpy today deleting every stupid fucking marketing joke shoved into my already bloated and overwhelming email inbox
17 days ago
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joe
19 days ago
dude it sucks to be besieged by the devil from all sides
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Sick as a fucking dog doing life hacking meal planning by ordering a grotesque amount of Olive Garden takeout slop to keep me alive another few days through the power of homogenized carbohydrates
28 days ago
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Getting sick before the opioid epidemic was great cause theyād prescribe you a gallon of lean cough syrup with a refill and you could take it and go to work
about 1 month ago
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Had to go check myself and yeah I have done it again exactly two years from my last hedonism bender week off I am once again Afflicted
about 1 month ago
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Searching the Calm app for āmeditation to survive going back to work after my first week off in two years and I have 307 emailsā isnāt working for me
about 1 month ago
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I know itās easy to fall into despair and think weāre in the stupidest time in history but the thing is itās been this stupid for a long time because this is almost 20 years old and this cost $20 million and people went to see it in the theaters. Weāve been the frog boiling in the pot for a while
about 1 month ago
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You can just get in your car and go places
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about 1 month ago
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In the mirror: Stop buying Fashion Brand Company dresses! you donāt have anywhere to wear them!!! Your friends are always scared youāll show up in one and theyāre too nice to say anything!!
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about 1 month ago
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too old to participate in Warped Tour discourse
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about 1 month ago
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Never tell me about your āoutside catsā
about 2 months ago
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I have spent an ungodly amount of money on Girl Scout cookies and have gifted every single box BUT my last huge order was to share in the office so Iām gonna eat myself sick tomorrow trying one of every kind
about 2 months ago
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Right now after a strong margarita made at home I am acutely feeling the pain of having a walkable dive bar near my house but I will not go there because itās so deeply maga š I would love to crush a bucket of bud heavy and a basket of tots right now but Iām morally opposed
about 2 months ago
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Everyone pretty quickly forgot about James Van Der Beekās staunchly anti vaccine Covid conspiracy wife huh
2 months ago
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Every time I see a single photo of a popular cosplayer these days I feel like what a Victorian child would feel like if someone fed them a sour patch kid
2 months ago
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Iām so fucking tired and still Iām going to a public meeting on wastewater and data centers tonight because now more than ever it has to be you
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2 months ago
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Sorry I was brusque with you in that meeting itās just that I recently washed my pants and am wearing them for the first time since I washed them and therefore am suffering
2 months ago
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@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
found you in Indianapolis!!
2 months ago
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DS9 is depressing because Kira Nerys fought like hell for liberation and after she got it she still had to go to a fucking office job
3 months ago
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Looking up directions to the American Football house from my government issued computer cause what will they find out about me from that, that Iām old and boring
3 months ago
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Holy shit we are really deep in the 2000s revival because grimes is doing this dumb ass twee adventure shit again
4 months ago
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Me and
@ghidorah.bsky.social
gonna do a fast and furious heist on this
4 months ago
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December 28 and we went on a walk because it was a record high of 67 degrees. We are now bracing for impact from a line of severe thunderstorms. We can swim any day in November
4 months ago
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Man all the kids in my life eat only the kind of food you feed an old dog before you put it to sleep and itās really hard to watch
4 months ago
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Found a cool local Indycar adjacent restaurant and told cam hey we should go for your birthday in April! Then I said no we should go this weekend because we should do what we want and not wait for arbitrary days to enjoy things!!!
4 months ago
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People who refuse to use TikTok and then send me an instagram reel please be so fucking for real like itās in any way different
4 months ago
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I broke my leg in half and toughed it out but I have a cold now and am existentially miserable!! Extremely high pain tolerance makes for a markedly low discomfort tolerance
5 months ago
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My favorite part of watching Supernatural for the first time in 2025 is that eyebrows work and I can tell the actors apart
5 months ago
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I had a charming service-minded young woman in my office the other day as we talked frankly about work. She said she was looking for a mentor and asked me how I learned my management style. I told her I kinda operate under radical honesty but in silently my mind I worry if Iām Reigen Arataka
5 months ago
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I got a tattoo on the back of my knee but still canāt bring myself to book that IUD
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5 months ago
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Every time I walk into a public bathroom Iām reminded that I live very differently than so many people
6 months ago
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Iām seeing the Beths tomorrow in Nashville and am getting teary eyed just listening to the setlist, i should start hydrating now
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6 months ago
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When I want to watch brainless TV I turn on Seeking Sister Wife where a bunch of obnoxious people āpracticingā polygamy repeatedly go out to restaurants to introduce their wives to unsuspecting service workers
6 months ago
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I couldnāt remember the phrase sovereign citizen and described it as āsomeone who decides they are the mayor of their own lifeā
6 months ago
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I saw my orthopedic surgeon for the last time today and I cried and we hugged. He told me that I was one of his most memorable patients for my attitude and my grit through all this and he hopes I keep doing crazy stuff like parkour for the rest of my life š„¹
6 months ago
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I want my own thing to go nuts about!!
7 months ago
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Respectfully!!!!!
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7 months ago
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Me purchasing only a diet pop at the gas station and no snacks: reverent, holy, healthy Me two hours into the road trip with only a diet pop: foolish, ignorant, loser
7 months ago
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When youāre at a show and the band says they want a frozen margarita you get your ass to the bar and you get that band a frozen margarita!! And you tip the bartender!!!
7 months ago
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Is there a way I can respectfully watch Robert Irwin on Dancing with the Stars without having to see any of the other bozos and losers on there and just only Robert Irwin. Respectfully. Thanks
7 months ago
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Man I was absolutely certain that LMFAO was going to reunite for Coachella and it was going to turn things around for all of us
7 months ago
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Just watched a young man check for the gun in his waistband before entering a Crumbl Cookie in a sleepy Indianapolis suburb we are so cooked fam
7 months ago
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If Patti Harrison would go on Taskmaster it would give us all something to live for for just a little while longer
7 months ago
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Nowās as good a time as any to mention that Franz Ferdinand put an album out this year and itās really good
7 months ago
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Yāall are way too comfortable wearing custom print polyester clothing because that does not breathe and Iām behind you at shows and can confirm you need to wear breathable fabrics
8 months ago
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