good

went to the riot fest costco

don't tell me first date by blink 182 was made as a throwaway song bc the studio wanted a hit, i know that it's just that i was 12 and it worked on me

it's take yourself too seriously Monday what r u doing to celebrate

9 years of Logan arcade selfies is wild but now i have to wait until next year to make a whole IG post about it 🙄

soon I'll never need Big Grocery ever again

good morning everyone. his penis exploded

revolving target 1, nutty-putty, old forge, new york, 2002

Every time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"

going to dunkin donuts and asking for a pack of 27s

or as i like to call it, Thursday

do you think when i cosplayed that one girl from FLCL when i was 15 it changed the trajectory of my life

i have somehow and accidentally been killing it for the last 30 days

homowack nova & roll breakfast, mamakating, new york, 1977

honestly and seriously replace the mona lisa with this

we gotta bring gee whiz back

obsession was mid.... death to america

watching a movie without subtitles so ofc i can't hear a thing anyone is saying

death to america.... bitch

"you're not allowed to tell me to either treat you like a human being or talk about lord of the rings bc you're not gonna like which one i pick"

if you're not gonna show your boobs at least say the soviets walked on the moon first

why is he donald ducking it in a public establishment

Nathan and i started rewatching it and it's even better than the first time around also is doc hammer still single

this is why i stay on this app

had the idea for booty shorts that say "ABOLISH THE STOCK MARKET" but then i got distracted on etsy

and it worked

A++

it’s that time of year again

i think it's fun and good that weather apps do whatever they want

on season 9 😔

i guess JB heard I'm thinking of moving to philly

meticulously labelling every bad thing the United States has ever done 'un-American' then bolting the gates of my Mind Palace with a gentle smile, secure in the knowledge that I live in the Good Country

Justin pearson in the same room as me in 30 minutes truly feeling #blessed

i don't need to go to the gym, we have the potential for an ass at home

now this is sports

root beer is like what if barbecue was a soda

having a really hard time getting over the fact that the chicken should be blue. and if he came out before the blue chicken update why isn't there a chicken variety pack. they're magnetized. I'm not a nerd

how it feels

how has this loser nerd haven site not let you have private accounts yet

through girl love, all things are possible. so jot that down

oh my gooood for the billionth time no I do not want to ✨ask the computer

maybe i should start thinking about going into wrestling again

"i love being covered in someone else's blood" "yes, because you're a normal person"

why are adult classes at the library hundreds of dollars :(

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storefront, rose avenue, venice, california, 1976