Nathan "domestica is my least favorite cursive album" Grayson

Nathan "age is just a number" Grayson

i work with kids and this is 100% true. the children are our future frfr

The most lucrative business model of the last ten years has been "Do something illegal, but with a computer" and it's not showing any signs of drying up yet

they gave the dressform a buttcrack...

What plants are doing out there... tremendous

me off my meds for a week:

the world is fucked but i do love my lil life and career and all the men i get to yell at

EXXX WIFE

the bang bang pie industrial complex

WART HOGS

if this is the land of the free why won't they let me buy him

Chicago bitches be like beach day 😍😍😍

Monday Motivation

the more in my 30s i get the less i care about days like today

boob nipple

always a good sign when the person you're married to has an app to tell them to avoid you

who hasn't had a moment with their boss when you're at a comedy show together and you lean over and ask her if she knows what fisting is

I'm blonde again and need a new vanity mirror bc mine already broke after less than a year!!!!!!!!!

The people who are spinning out into the deep end chatting with their plagiarism machines for hours a day learning all kinds of interesting things about quantum mechanics and the age of consent, are mainlining a regurgitated slop of science fiction.

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

my lovely doctor said they hate the DEA today 💖💖💖

i refuse to let AI claim the sparkle. it belongs to the whimsy of the people and they can pry it from my twinkling dead hands

bringing a notarized statement to my boss that says the bodega guys think i work too much and need more rest, signed by all 5 of them

was gonna do my taxes but then @nathangrayson.bsky.social called me ugly so now i have to commit fraud. so it goes

south perry street, spokane, washington, 2003

there is nothing i can't do. i will bring israel down myself

Godzilla Minus Zero? No thanks, I want Godzilla Plus One. That's where you take Godzilla to a wedding as your plus one

In case you needed another reason to never ever shop at Target again, here’s a story of a school teacher mom arrested on a Sunday afternoon based on a false claim with no evidence that she shoplifted from the self-checkout line

today's bevs

Pigeon of the Day: Pink-necked Green-Pigeon 📷 JJ Harrison

shut the fuck up clanker

I'm like the grandpa who made all those burgers and none of his grandkids came except i spent 3 hours organizing the fabric room and no one complimented me

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

tyrannosaurus, dinosaur park, rapid city, south dakota, 1987

accidentally just said "they're having do it" instead of having sex

guys when their buddy gets divorced

good news

colonial inn sign, bossier city, louisiana, 1979

how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

ok I'll bite who is this northern lion

people will tell you it’s complicated but it’s really not

i don't ask for much but today I'm asking for $123 for an incredible reason

we tuff(ting)

It's not an exaggeration to say that trans women have been a part of pretty much every tech innovation you enjoy. Space travel, personal computing, electronic music...

it's ok bc i don't have a butte