Shoutout to my mom who still has my art on the fridge. The gallery includes classics such as Harley Chicken (‘97) and Construction Paper Gir (200?)

it's me again

i should get a sword for my bike

shoutout to other people. everything is a little easier with your help

Underground Halls MTL

like my forbears rowing the longboat, i am motivated to keep moving forward by the beat of the drums (techno)

as a cybergoth, it's important to master the industrial dance style. as you can see, it's not easy, but with practice you can feel the rhythm.

does anyone know how to administer a Voight-Kampff test? i have some concerns

we're back

ok hear me out, daylight savings but we turn the clocks so the sun sets at 9PM all year

AAAAAAAAAA

here's my menu for November / December:

wand is a terrible way to cast magic. staff? commanding tome? wise your hands? badass

i feel like that Cake song Going The Distance but instead of something cool like driving a racecar, I'm shoveling slop

if you're all hung up about dressing to fit in, you can always cover yourself in slop and walk around Home Depot

the bad news is i ordered a cappuccino and they handed me 16oz of hot milk which i hope has some espresso in it

when you see a group of 4 weirdos (positive) sitting together at panera and you know they are a dnd group, polycule, or both

Prius, the pickup truck you didn't consider 😪

watching Legion and got jumpscared by a familiar Bassnectar remix

i should not be at work!! I should be at home being kissed!!!

wish my ass had oniong rings

SkullWired AO-CTN Sweatshirt 95% Cotton, 5% Elastane

my two modes for clothes shopping: goth femme tradesperson

some of y'all

much like childbirth, our bodies are programmed to forget the worst parts of going on a flight, so we still think it's a good idea every time

if you're flying and you pay for you and your partner to both have aisle seats, there's something wrong with you if you're flying and you pay to have a window seat and your partner to have the aisle seat with a seat in between, there's something wrong with you

Share someone who looks stylish in NEON 💚 @crimebird.bsky.social

purple time

*takes one measurement* ok great *measures second dimension* ok let me write that down... shit (forgot first dimension) *measures again*

Without downloading anything new - Where are you today?

eating brie as a midnight snack while I get my hair dyed. i have the best partner

it's crazy to me that Haas advertises their CNC control as "intuitive" when they've been using the same confusing key layout since the 80s

after 2 weeks of wearing glow-in-the-dark nail polish, i can tell you that you don't see it as often as you might like, but it is oddly nice to know where your fingers are whenever you're suddenly in complete darkness

recent tattoos i did!! :>

sleepy! At the club

no one warned me Ice-T is in Tank Girl, let alone he is a kangaroo and has a custom rap??

feels good to be machining metal again

people in their 30s after an AFI concert be like "i'll lay ME down tonight"

got a good spot at the show the nefarious tall man:

throwing ass in tha clerb

the best way to deal with hearing Dragula at goth night _again_ is to mime digging a hole with a shovel to the beat

Can check. Tap in

this guy had an insane rave jumpsuit and i need to make one. i love Submersion fest

It’s a tough day, Philly, but shout out to whoever did this. At first I thought it was a PennDOT f up but someone was just really amazing at elongating that apostrophe.

magic is real it's at @anamanaguchi.bsky.social shows

I'm so filled with joy. Seeing friends at the Anamanaguchi show... jumping in the pit for Meow... hanging out with the band that i found on a torrent site 18 years ago at the venue i haven't been to in 20 years. I guess what I'm trying to say is everything is great

@crimebird.bsky.social ❤️

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taking advantage of the random super hot days 💖 w the most wonderful creature on this earth @powercool.bsky.social who surprised me with a beach day