Listening to music

its trying its best

My favorite Christmas “movie” is a book and it’s called the bible.

in 8th/9th grade me and my boys would scribble "never knows best" on our papers before rolling a joint. we thought we were so fucking cool. we were correct.

Season 2 Episode 30 - Frame 408 out of 2703

December 23 - LAST DINOSAUR by the pillows

what did he mean by this?

pov: i’m your sister from that one folgers commercial

got nostalgic trading app horror stories and repoened taimi. within literal seconds of being an active account again, this couple from 1500 miles away liked me

desperately need to take a cute girl on a walk

white boy orders in perfect /tttt/, asked to stop calling himself that

wearing a pronoun pin to family christmas eve

finally entering the part of the year where i can't eat anything without thinking "i take it deliciously mouthful"

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

they call it we’ed because “we would” smoke it

went ice skating and the heard the siren song of these videos again

humongous thanks to @invaderzimps.bsky.social for truly capturing my essence 🥰

2 gay deers

okay, across my last 241 the average is actually 18.12 but my intuition on this was pretty good!

night chase #furry

customer fit of the day - guy in a matching washington redskins sweatshirt and beanie who walked behind the counter, with a college game playing out of his phone pocket at medium volume and alcohol on his breath before 1:00

seeing a $9.99 sticker on a $0.15 common from jungle in someone’s binder and realizing you’re both about to have a bad time

bending breakjamin

bouncing rudolph off the headboard like a bumble, at 24 frames per second

They made me wear lost and found high heels to walk out the school because mine were gross and that was all they had I got forcefemmed by my middle school

exercise before meal, strong you will feel workout after breakfast, torment nexus

Sorry, this sounded dirty. I meant you can have sex with your wife after I do.

how many times do you think pascal’s wager has been recreated from first principles in school playground conversations about santa claus?

in the end, i think the prayer is what did it. through God, all things are possible 🙏📿

I guess pussy is the smallest dick of all

deergirl roadkill stew

me: so, Mr. Kennedy, now that I've brought you back to life, do you have any idea who was responsible for your assassination? JFK: How do I make an account on Grindr

downing 200 mg of Ibuprofen with orange monster and praying either will save me

god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion

friiiiiday

why do we make such a big deal over christmas, when stockings hold delicious gifts every day of the year?

If you are going to NYFB and help Spots out to the tune of more than $10 I will give you a free sticker at the con. Just message me to get it started if you do this :)!

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

please help my partner out if you're able, it's been going through way too much this year

coworker brain

this genuinely guts me to have to do, but i am having a massive dental emergency and i need help. i can’t eat or sleep and i can’t go on like this. if you can give anything at all, it means the world. shares are also greatly appreciated. gofund.me/7ae0b4f26

while poly and bad ethics can often be conflated i would like to clear the air and come forth as just the latter

are you actually poly or Spongebob Squarepants Krabby Whopper Now Only At Burger King For A LImited Time Only

What kind of loser drinks 12 oz of coffe? Is this for children? I’m a drug addict, I have a job