now is not the time for whatever youre doing

Guys lets eat people

top down in the miata. my beautiful wife is driving in a white dress and a baseball cap. wind is too loud for me to hear Emperor X playing through the speakers so i’m imagining manosphere pepe le pew. hard to imagine anyone is having a better time than me right now

uhhhh yeah,, i’m agp,,,,,,,,,,,, a good puppy 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐾🐾🐾🐾🥺🥺🥺🥺

genuinely shocking to me that people still take erin reed seriously

gender thread

don’t support my friends still using twitter but for the second time today— magic the gathering

magic the gathering

who saved this??

there’s probably a seven-syllable german word for my gender, but woman is good enough until i find it

would i ever

Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot

delicious pb&j recipe for fussy eaters #tradewife

i met God, She’s It/Its

cornering the market

best part of marvel spoiler season is learning new and exciting reasons to be a comic hater

i’m gonna be remembered as the grixis death’s shadow pervert girl long after i forget how to play

Amps for Christ realizes some cool ideas only have 40 seconds of juice and that’s why they’re the greatest noise project of all time

grocery day

speak dumbassedly and carry a big rock

caught myself only going 5 over the speed limit. i think my anti-anxiety is working guys

two apples today puts me at 420 for the year of the horse. happy pride, happy six seven

"you there, boy! what day is it?" "it's 67 day, sir!" *starts doing the hand thing* "then I'm not too late!" *also starts doing the hand thing*

coke zero with creatine monohydrate and the mets are up 6-2. it’s a damn good sunday

baby on board

lesbians love when you dress like a tony hawk’s pro skater create-a-character

Sorry for saying hello kitty sucks dick in front of strangers i was projecting

Hello kitty is sucking dick in the living room it’s not even hidden there r people watching & shit

Hello kitty is experimenting with women for pride

Creature - God Warrior Hero (Common)

shame. i thought we were gay for each other *turns off your post notifications*

you can tell my girl’s a fighter the way she penalizes my box for up to five minutes at a time @philadelphiaflyers.bsky.social @nhlscores.bsky.social

finished an illustration for a transfem baseball league around here based on the first @glassbeachband.bsky.social album art by @daxe.art

girl breakfast

cat on your feet at night, sailor's delight cat on your feet in the morning, sailor's delight

comin along nicely

its the freaking weeking baby!

asl? dtf? dsm-5?

pro tip- rebranding your house as haunted allows you to kill with impunity

this shit sucks lmao

lmao

can’t see my wife for another 36 hours. time to listen to the new Bella White, Death Cab for Cutie, and of Montreal back-to-back like a dumbass

gay week (1)

last night was a Zapruder film

Celebrating Pride Month by keeping the Strait closed

“Next, we’ve this little vial, 007. On the outside, it looks to be your average VCR cleaner.”

@hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp do you fw it-slash-itses?