christmas win! conservative family correctly genders tranny more than liberal coworkers because they’ve never used a singular they pronoun

the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄

my dad made the same joke and it’s ruined for me now

I read the headline & was like lol & then read the author & yelped like a kicked dog

Headcanoning the Grinch as aromantic and NOT asexual. He fucks, but he doesn't fall in love. That's Who stuff

bonding with my conservative family members over our shared belief that I should be killed

what christmas eve means to me is unplugging my headphones, and playing so much country out of my phone speaker that my coworkers begin to miss christmas music

Romance Conflict Adventure is an instant kara classic. nobody embodies the attached tweet as much as brie and jessica music.apple.com/us/album/rom...

polish breakfast,,,

December 24 - reindeer games by Oso Oso

Listening to music

its trying its best

My favorite Christmas “movie” is a book and it’s called the bible.

in 8th/9th grade me and my boys would scribble "never knows best" on our papers before rolling a joint. we thought we were so fucking cool. we were correct.

Season 2 Episode 30 - Frame 408 out of 2703

what did he mean by this?

pov: i’m your sister from that one folgers commercial

got nostalgic trading app horror stories and repoened taimi. within literal seconds of being an active account again, this couple from 1500 miles away liked me

desperately need to take a cute girl on a walk

white boy orders in perfect /tttt/, asked to stop calling himself that

wearing a pronoun pin to family christmas eve

finally entering the part of the year where i can't eat anything without thinking "i take it deliciously mouthful"

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

they call it we’ed because “we would” smoke it

went ice skating and the heard the siren song of these videos again

humongous thanks to @invaderzimps.bsky.social for truly capturing my essence 🥰

2 gay deers

okay, across my last 241 the average is actually 18.12 but my intuition on this was pretty good!

night chase #furry

customer fit of the day - guy in a matching washington redskins sweatshirt and beanie who walked behind the counter, with a college game playing out of his phone pocket at medium volume and alcohol on his breath before 1:00

seeing a $9.99 sticker on a $0.15 common from jungle in someone’s binder and realizing you’re both about to have a bad time

bending breakjamin

bouncing rudolph off the headboard like a bumble, at 24 frames per second

They made me wear lost and found high heels to walk out the school because mine were gross and that was all they had I got forcefemmed by my middle school

exercise before meal, strong you will feel workout after breakfast, torment nexus

Sorry, this sounded dirty. I meant you can have sex with your wife after I do.

how many times do you think pascal’s wager has been recreated from first principles in school playground conversations about santa claus?

in the end, i think the prayer is what did it. through God, all things are possible 🙏📿

I guess pussy is the smallest dick of all

deergirl roadkill stew

me: so, Mr. Kennedy, now that I've brought you back to life, do you have any idea who was responsible for your assassination? JFK: How do I make an account on Grindr

downing 200 mg of Ibuprofen with orange monster and praying either will save me

god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion

friiiiiday

why do we make such a big deal over christmas, when stockings hold delicious gifts every day of the year?