i need to be covered in blood; mine or otherwise

pay the piper? I hardly pay the knower

(pre-empting reciprocal oral) that's it; you're going down with me

found cream cheese specially crafted to look moldy in the communal work fridge where nobody throws anything out. the storm cloud above my head grows darker. vultures turn and take note of my presence

wasted ten minutes on my walk to work, trying to see how high i could get this as a pedestrian

got some catching up to do

me in 2006, but also 2025: one piece is so fucking good

hey all! nov 21st! my debut saxophone album 'Breath of Life' releases on bandcamp!!!! keep an eye out these coming weeks.... 👀 much love, ~Moochie

November 7 - Missing the Moon by The Field Mice

wonder why the original owner got rid of these

real shit

wendys update- you have to ask for no condiments on bunless sandwiches now, or they'll GLOB that shit on

(Small talk with the Lyft driver) who do you think is unhappier, me or you

i've been doing non-computer tasks for weeks only to find that, when i need to use mine, a coworker has been storing his magnet name tag on it the entire time

Without LGBT New Yorkers, Cuomo might’ve won. Mamdani’s genuine and relentless support of trans rights was not only morally correct, but an electoral necessity.

Andrew Cuomo has put out a statement: "Best three out of five?"

This will be drastically different from their usual strategy of calling every Democrat a gay Muslim communist

the NIMBYs won last night. no train. :<

This is how it looked on the ballot. Clear and easy to understand.

if you're in lone, stay in line!

it's already such a pretty moon tonight

some people are confused by the sex/gender distinction. i figure that as a trans woman i'm well-placed to clear it up: my *sex* is FEMALE my *gender* is BOY

pov: you're my ballot for increased spending on rail infrastructure

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Rip Dick Cheney. He's hunting his friends in heaven now.

wikipedia should fundraise by auctioning the right to change each "is" on a page to "was"

White boy shocks chinese restaraunt by containing somehwere deep inside himself an intense, jewel like beauty; hyper concentrated to a single point, to be almost imperceptible, until it catches and looses the fire of the sun, in a chance gesture or the hint of an expression,

physically cannot stop saying "I'm goated with the paws" please help me

tried inventing a "walouija board" that delivers cryptic messages from questionably-evil but-still-living relatives, but facebook messenger beat me to market

submitted my legal name change to my municipal office and the lady congratulated me on my marriage. lfg!!!! 😤

Devastating! Album You Put Off Because It Sounded Bad In One Earbud Actually Just Sounds Like That

so what we honk-shoo so what we mimi it's dark with no sun and we feel eepy

woke austin powers: do i make you sexually proactive baby and remember you do not have to answer that if you don't want to

keeping my deadname youtube account on my phone, so my girlfriend doesn't see that i searched "JumpStart 1st grade any% speedrun" when we watch tv together

setting up one of those dogmom rp instagram accounts as my own puppygirl gf, posting shit like "woof morning!!! i wruff you!!" and responding from main, "Thanks. Me too."

girlrotting. girldecaying. undergoing girl putrefication. girlbones girlwithering into girlearth. one solemn girlwhisper in the girlwind. then, at last, girlnothingness

Be a freak

air conditioning is back on today

welcome to transgenderism! we have: dehumanization fantasy (animal) dehumanization fantasy (robot) dehumanization fantasy (corpse) dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis) dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)

my initial emotional response to this capitalization is that i have not fixed my relationship with food

world, meet kara! huge thanks to @peachwater.bsky.social for bringing her to life, and many small thanks in advance to everyone who gets their ass kicked by me (and her!) at #NYFB!

halloween!!!!!!

should've waited to pick my song of the day. every track on ada's new album fucking rips

promises made, promises kept

I hate the term “reciprocate oral”. What is this, a transaction? 🤡

scrounging together a last-minute costume out of my dad's too-big blazer and a twenty year-old stingray prop because i don't remember who charlie kirk was

this is exactly the kind of music i wish i could make

as of today, i was born female #cis #cisgender

Doggy style is when i wait at the door for my boyfriend to get home from work

there's a customer who hasn't looked up to make eye contact with me once in months but deadnames me every time