oh no i agree with this im toxic

🎉 #metaphor

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

come and take it

Drawing het couples having babies and raising a family and the cool girl now has timeskip long hair and is cooking a meal is like eighty million times more scarier and more perverse than any kink art ive ever seen. You could pee in someones mouth 5600 times and still not achieve the same rating

With each day, this tweet becomes more prescient.

got to check my bag for free bc the flight was crowded fuck yes

up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol

or, hear me out, he could start his monologue with “I lived, bitch” and go from there

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

n95 masks really are not as bad as i thought they would be I will never understand why people were such babies abt masks

when the doll has child bearing ball bearing hips>>>

hopefully i don't get spoiled on silent hill f(eminism) in the two weeks I'm gone

for those who don't know, this is what Higurashi is actually about

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

starts bashing my head into a wall

my battery is low and it’s getting dark

there's something genuinely insane about doing all this buildup to ban vaccines and then at the last minute deciding to course correct and crash the ship into tylenol instead of vaccines thus pissing off literally everyone including the freaks who voted for you

got raptured earlier but asked to be allowed to return when i was informed the first ten seasons of American Dad are not available in heaven

Togore-tastic !!

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Thrift store dress

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

SOMEBODY needs to get rfk pregnant. somebodys gotta do it.

i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

Not since he left us

Watching half the population of America actively undergo religious psychosis then seeing news that’s just “china now makes it mandatory for all apartment buildings to have big spacious beautiful balconies”

waow

i am following along with a javascript book even though I don't really want to but it's. probably good to not just assemble spaghetti code on a whim forever so

bleh... airport tomorrow ...

uma doodles

"Reactionary" is too mild to describe MAGA ideology. They don't just oppose progress; they derive their positions from seeing what their enemies like and then attacking it, even if doing so has no purpose beyond causing misery. Hence the hostility to solar/wind, the Hyundai raid, and so forth.

fucking owned

idk how to feel about ralsei apparently humming penumbra phantasm to himself that feels kinda worrying

What the media doesn't want you to know

サンズ

AAAAA MY PEANITS

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

im probably going to fixate on that all day sorry

#deltarune #krusie let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude 💍🤜🤛

I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket

argentina will get more support from the united states government so they can continue their libertarian collapse than americans will get during a recession lol

hope nobody on my plane gets raptured tomorrow, I imagine that would be bad for the plane