pronouncing “pineapple” like “apple”

pronouncing “envelope” like “Penelope”

one of the weirder things about the jay jones controversy is that republicans and media elites are so up in arms that he said the right doesn't care about suffering unless it's personal, but like everyone knows this is true, to the point that it's a tired punchline.

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

try that in a small town

Area party upset to discover that years of sadistic, violent rhetoric and actions critically eroded political norms they forgot that they also relied on, news at 11

Look, I'm a natural history guy so I don't want to get out over my skis here, but given the ongoing reproducibility crisis and stuff like this, I have to ask: is Social Psychology... real

i like how eu5 first reviews are like "it's too complex" instead of the usual paradox "this is so buggy it's unplayable"

who’s excited for the big game

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

lmao the elected libs are giving up on electoralism

at the end of the day i don't understand why people are so upset about graham platner's nazi totenkopf tattoo when by and large bernie sanders' overt participation in the national socialist kibbutz movement seems to be accepted

sharia twain

the white house ballroom just got 10,000 sq ft bigger

It’s a mandate!

this is one of those rare occasions where i’d ever concede to voting being a form of harm reduction

it's called a mdnate sweatie

on a momentous election day i am thinking of the guy who sent this legendary wrong number text

ruining my political career because I did an “1840s prospector who just discovered gold” jig after hearing the news about Cheney being dead

his real name was penis cheney????

millions of people who don’t even know the thrill of this list 😔

I thought “huh, that license plate is clearly defaced to avoid tolls” and sure enough, on April 7th howsmydrivingny.nyc/t98gbszk

between cuomo and portnoy, mamdani is poised to kill new york's thriving Allegations Industry

Since Q is a boomer who doesn't understand technology I have done you all the favor of posting this insane footage

or voting George W Bush due to 9/11 *gets handed note* well, fuck

Turning Point USA continues to carry on the sainted work of Charlie Kirk by singling out innocent high school teachers for death threats.

“mocking the ford bronco is beyond the pale. it was unjustified. it was factually without base. that ford bronco does better in the snow than the suburbans we use by state police. it’s the last of the large broncos, it is a collectors item & i believe it will be one day” — thats a truth social post

The failure to successfully prosecute Donald Trump was preceded by the lack of an attempt to prosecute George W Bush and Dick Cheney

applies to charlie kirk too

It will be very funny if nobody gets banned for insulting one of the main architects of modern conservatism when dozens of people did for defaming America's 38th most popular podcaster. It'll really show where postmodern conservatism is at as a movement.

there goes the last republican politician who isn’t a pedophile

#packwatch #ripbozo

“zohran mamdani is so stupid! how is he a believer in communism, a jewish plot, and yet he hates jews???” - andrew cuomo’s closing argument, for some reason

Was anyone ripped apart into atoms during the time shift

toronto losing game 7 in overtime? now i’ve seen everything

what the fuck is in those epistein files

The part of THE ZONE OF INTEREST I think about a lot is when Hoss stands in the balcony of the cavernous party the Nazis are having and all he can think about (which he tells his wife on the phone) is how much gas he would need to pump into the place to exterminate everyone

POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

to explain this in terms that their christian audience will get: jd had charlie kirk slimed out like uriah the hittite

i’m out here fighting for my life while you’re listening to carly rae stepson or whatever

The The Thing posting will continue until morale improves

looks like shit from a butt

As someone who does actually struggle with names, allow me to state that Zohran Mamdani is actually really easy to pronounce if you bother reading the man’s name

this man is a true poster

bari weiss got them on that hard hitting news now

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

I am tired of the dual loyalty trope that posits that american jews have divided loyalties between the united states of america and israel. it is a vile antisemitic myth: i am loyal to neither, but only to the international working class.

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

instead of a Department of Homeland Security we need a Department of Humane Settlement, hashtag facts