it would be so embarrassing to be a person who still believes democrats aren't also republicans in the year two thousand and twenty six

Blocked tim onion and I feel better now

I would like for my uterus to stop hurting and to frankly be yeeted out of existence atp

If Trump changed parties again tomorrow morning, half the votebluenomatterwho people on this thread would have bought a hat by lunchtime. It's all just fucking sports to them Go Team Blue!

voting for gavin newsom and pete buttegeig is loser shit, no one should do it

The situation at Bertie-Martin Regional Detention Center has concluded. It began at 5 am. At 9:30 a.m., after negotiations, two correctional officers who had been taken hostage were released by the prisoners. The authorities have regained control of the facility.

“Inmates revolt against slave labor and torture.”

Prisoners at a jail in Eastern North Carolina overpowered staff and have seized control of the facility, authorities said www.wral.com/news/state/b...

exactly. stop feeding the scam-ass ngo that billy pencil works to help them find the best way to send minnesotans of color with community out to the suburbs to be isolated and disenfranchised

for reference, they want 851,000 fireworks in 40 minutes, which is 21,275 fireworks per minute the fireworks accident in san diego in 2012 was a mere 7,000 fireworks in around 30 seconds, so it'll be 3x this www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVh...

when you see the words "prison riot" it really means "slave revolt" and they'll probably form the core of any meaningful resistance to technofeudalism if such ever materializes

unpaid forced labor is legal if you're incarcerated-->homelessness is made illegal-->economy is crashed on purpose --> shitload of people out of work --> "anti dei" laws effectively forbid hiring minorities --> private prisons own "assets" (labor performed by prisoners) --> chattel slavery is back

seriously if you have a pet and you live anywhere in the DMV, get them a gabapentin script NOW

Sharing this picture from a while back for absolutely no reason 🥳

Ughhh bc the Fourth is on a saturday this year we don’t get friday off, we just get a floating holiday :/

I have four jokers left for C++ in Balatro and honestly having this few left is HARD, finding them when I can win is becoming the challenge now

researching baseball

"I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please." "Okay. Here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan." "Thank you. May I please use your phone?" "Is it a local call?" "Y... Yes."

Also, you could not waterboard this out of me. This is so fucking funny

In another 10 years, you'll be an actual socialist because you'll understand that the problem is capitalism and that DemSocs are still capitalists. Bernie is trying to pull an FDR and save capitalism, while neutralizing revolutionary energy, which will leads us right back to where we are now.

GOOD NEWS! A personalized mRNA vaccine, known as mRNA-4157, has shown promise in keeping melanoma, a deadly skin cancer, from returning. FIVE years later, NEARLY 70% of people in the vaccine group are CANCER-FREE. The vaccine also cut a person’s risk of the cancer metastasizing by NEARLY 60%.

and of course Roberts, Kavanaugh, and Barrett were all Brooks Brothers Riot co-conspirators

So I owe $1700 for June rent. They're on my ass and then July rent is due next week. Soooo I could use any help I can get. Not trying to deal with eviction shit again. Just got back to work, had to use rent funds to get phone back on. $danirockasota V: djamiempls

“you shouldn’t have to watch an episode twice to understand everything” is breaking something inside me hello there are movies I’ve watched 10+ times that I still see new stuff in each time

Heaven forfend someone might need to..*checks notes*..watch a television episode more than once to pick up on all the themes and narrative threads. Truly fandoms are the most put upon and oppressed class

his day job is for an org that's basically trying to do woke forced assimilation that is destroying communities of color. his sycophants mass report anyone who steps at him. just block him, he deserves no attention.

He'll use alts to stalk and screenshot some people to keep directing his extremely annoying fans on harassment runs, but then you get to block them too so it's a convenient way to quickly free yourself of all the dumbest creeps on here at once.

This spring Stancil repeated Zionist lies about Al-Shifa hospital being blown up by Hamas (not Israel), something long debunked and coming after hundreds of thousands have been genocided. I can’t imagine how much you must hate Palestinians if you want to reconcile with someone like that.

Part of why housing discourse is such a mess is that when housing prices are successfully lowered by local government policy (which is exactly what happened here!), it gets reported by the local paper as bad news.

EHRGEIZ: GOD BLESS THE RING DREAM FACTORY/SQUARE 1999 PSX

why is this so funny

Stretchy toes!!

this happens every time. y'all act like maybe he's okay, maybe he's good actually, he hates the nazis and ICE he can't be bad right? and then he remembers that his entire politics is based on grievances against women and "the left" and trans people who aren't loyal enough to the democratic party.

this is also why the onion guy is suddenly friends with stancil after stancil tried to get his girlfriend arrested repeatedly. there's one club for the cis journalists and media figures and we're not in it

Go watch it. Shakespeare + Elden Ring led by a sort of very angry Disney princess, and despite being 3D (with some 2D segments), it looks for the most part fantastic.

will stancil is an example of what someone who has never had a real problem in their life does with their abundance of free time

i hate to keep skeeting about alt text, but it allows people with vision impairments to be included. that's what we want. we want an accessible online space that everyone can enjoy. please—especially big accounts—take the time to write alt text for your images. it only takes maybe an extra minute!

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Let’s all hope nature does its thing and lets Nancy pass away peacefully in her sleep soon

Garbage human who bears responsibility for current fascist America, between her lack of opposition to Trump and defanging the BLM protests of 2020 to generally being on the wrong side of policy for at least a decade plus. A fucking ghoul.

so cool that prominent leftist satirists on here were trying to redeem genocide-denying Will Stancil just last week and in response Stancil is now attempting to redeem the transphobe equivalent of Joseph Goebbels

Hammam received his nursing qualification a year before the war a year before everything changed, and he and his family lost everything: home, security, food. Donating is not just about the money they desperately need, but also about providing moral support PLEASE SHARE chuffed.org/project/1844...

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they need 281USD at minimum *BEFORE* 7PM EST. 6hrs & 40min. ❌ 0 / 100 ; daily food goal ❌ 219 / 500 ; weekly goal

Sure you love socialism but will you offer to take meeting notes at 8 PM