The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to

Thinking about replaying Silksong

fuck it

Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.

I delete data like you on the way to real errors

mmmmm beer and candy

the assumptions made about the target audience by making the first two items "OnlyFans' and 'child support' are kind of incredible

Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween https://theonion.com/conceptual-genius-goes-as-self-for-halloween-1819578390/

It should go without saying that these mass internment camps will be much, much more expensive to operate than just giving the homeless free or subsidized housing would be.

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

I think it was in the Book of Job where they threw away the homeless guys stuff

Remember when Windom Earle killed Ted Raimi by putting him in a big chess pawn

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

i think i would honestly find this whole discourse more tolerable if people simply said what they were actually saying, which is that they think the Democratic Party is too associated with femininity (and secondarily, with black people) and that they want to correct this

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

My Nazi tattoo is raising a lot of questions already answered by my Nazi tattoo. No, I mean…wait.

if AI guys have their way the keyboard and mouse will be replaced with a slot machine lever which you pull over and over until the computer outputs what you want

My wife has never considered the orientation of the blanket. Bring short must be so nice.

It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Alright time for the Ravens to come out and step on their own dick immediately

Always wanted to invent a beer called Fuck Ducks and the premise was that each can had a whole six pack plastic thingy on it anyway I feel like this product would actually do well in the MAGA world of 2025.

this sword appeared to me in a vision

Schmakin a Schmidt

such a classic scene

Steam achievements are hilarious it’s always like “complete the first screen” and sitting at 75% completion.

It’s wild to watch Gravity Falls which has semi-frequent characters voiced by TJ Miller and Justin Roiland but Louis CK’s little cameo has to be cut.

Sy Ableman?

Watching Hotel Transylvania for the first time I had no idea it was basically Dogtooth.

In hindsight I should have bet everything against the Ravens the moment I auto drafted Lamar Jackson.

I think I might hate football

The beers I’m saving for the Ravens game are calling to me like the green goblin mask right now

More like one good performance after another

New company policy everyone has to be Skinamarinked by COB today

Damn man last year really was the year

Holy shit that throw

what is happening

I think I might hate football

Ravens making it look easy

I miss Silksong

Beat Lost Lace while my kids were screaming at me and my wife was recapping a podcast that recaps a show I don’t watch just because I like doing things in extra hard mode.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Firebert! You stay here and think of a better commando name.