War on cattle? Did the cows have guns? youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI?...

@lucykwiatek.bsky.social!

Everybody's talking at me I don't hear a word they're saying Only the echoes of my mind...

No but a nontrivial amount of society’s resources are really trying to make it happen.

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Tissue $1600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.

nice try but i have already depicted you as the bulk cargo and myself as the high value cargo

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

Welcome back federal workers

Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"

QAnon was real, it was just a confession pretending to be an accusation the entire time

Happy birthday, Marines.

Throwing civil servants - some of your greatest allies and a group which you will need on sides in a big way for any reconstruction effort - to the wolves so quickly is fucking stupid. It's peak bluesky, mind unable to correlate even its obviously correlated contents.

Even in the obituary, Rosalind Franklin only gets mentioned in passing. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/s...

Needs @scott-bakula.bsky.social as the Strike Group Admiral.

youtu.be/aofg88mEGvY?... Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.

Did you ever doubt, anon?

petition to return to black-and-white portraits with 1930s lighting for all faculty photos from now on

My semi-regular reminder of a really important reality about cities, density, services and taxes. Original graphic cleaned up by @kathrynmathias.bsky.social. #CityMakingMath

@adroitlyabsurd.bsky.social found my costume for next year

This is a public service announcement: Christmas starts after dessert is eaten on Thanksgiving Day. Premature decorations, Christmas trees, and Christmas songs are a sure signs of insanity. Thank you. And enjoy your turkey and stuffing.

PVV:

We sold our birthright for borger taxi

Your periodic reminder that projecting an army overseas is inherently a function of seapower, not land power.

White Groverhaus

This is how cats get to the bodegas

/5 I mean in terms of completely airheaded lack of comprehension of the situation this is like getting dinner at the French Laundry and then when the bill comes saying you shouldn’t have to pay because you have the third most popular food influencer blog in Rancho Cucamonga

for an isotropic n-dimensional Gaussian, the radial distance from the mean follows a chi distribution with n degrees of freedom & the distance concentrates at root-n. broadly, "the more issues the electorate cares about, the more extreme any given voter is likely to be in at least 1 dimension."

Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.

@uckema.com, dude, really?

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

What, you mean the Hendrixes and Salamanders of the world were blowing smoke up our butts? Color me shocked.

ἴδε ἄνθρωπον

RAHHHH THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

wait lmao the war tedtalk is being livestreamed?

I am losing my mind, just a little, that the top brass of every service branch was forced to fly back and listen to an attempt at a motivational speech

we ate the tree of liberty after hamburger became too expensive

median bluesky poster // median liberal pundit with a national platform

Basic inculcated a big distinction between warriors and soldiers. A warrior is great 1v1 but shitty infighting rabble in a group. A soldier is mediocre 1v1 but in a group are unstoppable. It was presented as the Army wanting warriors who could learn to be professional soldiers.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.