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James your collection of "people losing their entire goddamn minds breaking down into insane laughter" clips is the only thing keeping me sane, ironically

I like the cut of his jib.

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I HOPE YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO. NEVERMIND. I MEAN PANAMA. WAIT. I MEAN GREENLAND. WAIT NO I MEAN TEHRAN. HOLD ON. VENEZUELA. FORGET THAT. NIGERIA. OH WAIT. TEHRAN AGAIN.

A message for you all to carry through the year

goodnight sweet prince

substack.com/@navmecheng/... So trying something new for 2026.

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

This is the one that really gets me. Hegseth treated a meeting with his Ukrainian counterpart as a photo op, putting on makeup, telling an aide to “look commanding.” When the Ukrainian asked for honesty about what was going to happen, Hegseth refused to answer, just nodded for the photo. Hollow man.

this is going to result in a kid getting hurt or killed, or having to watch some CBP asshole black bag their daycare teacher because he's taking cues from racist scum on Twitter

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Your daily reminder that an atrocity is not simply constituted by physical acts of violence but also by the way it is subsequently justified, covered up or deliberately misnamed. The refusal to acknowledge atrocity, in the past as much as the present, is in itself a form of violence. #WoundedKnee

exit light enter night take my hand it's time to grab a resistance band

Welcome to Constitution 101—an introductory course on the United States Constitution for high school students. constitutioncenter.org/media/files/...

And if you like Teams, you'll love ENTMOOT! No meeting lasts less than 18 hours now.

Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!

I can't believe people are still mad at him for saying these things, especially for an influencer carpetbagger.

S-tier savagery.

"It is difficult for the concerns of the Christian faith to be adequately met in one sole political entity; to claim that one party or political coalition responds completely to the demands of faith or of Christian life would give rise to dangerous errors." (Catholic) Compendium of Social Doctrine

The cost-benefit of nuclear waste is insanely favorable. What do you mean I can power a whole city for decades and in return I lose like... a quarter acre of land? And that the shittier and more marginal the land, the better suited it is to just warehouse the waste? Sign me the fuck up

"This is the project that can derail the rest of the plan" is key observation here

Deliberately slaughtering non-believers on Christmas for Jesus is certainly from the Hegseth brand of Christianity.

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

“Like prime, but with human beings”

The GOP "healthcare plan," if they ever come out with one, is going to be "Peloton is 80% off and only the rich get chemo." The point of RFKism is that healthcare is a consumer choice, and the right choice is Instagram woo. If you didn't go to the Equinox juice bar the ensuing cancer is your fault.

Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.

the Bundys put up snipers overlooking the feds when the feds told them to stop running their unvaccinated, dying cattle on other peoples' leases

Honestly 'R&D trojan horse that never gets built but is instead a box to smuggle various actually useful projects past this administration' is probably the best case for this 'battleship.'

The thing that is specifically resonant about the 60 MINUTES incident is how many online versions of the report were recorded on cell phones etc, similar to how Soviet samizdat were often printed on illicit homemade or obsolete presses, lending them a characteristic janky print quality.

"Grok I've been placed in command of the SuperMAGA Battleship USS Donald J Trump, the PLA have launched 40 DF-41s directly at me and the ship is too big to maneuver away from them What do i do?"

here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here

Boy, cutting off the transcript at “I think that’s premature” when Kaine goes on to talk about all the other ways Congress has to force compliance in the full quote seems more than a little dishonest

learn to use grammar before attacking the Holy Father, Katie

the grandma thing isn't just a joke. why does every culture in the world have old people that hang out on porches and gossip? if all of them combined their intelligence efforts they could create the most powerful spy agency in the world

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

these zootopia airport security bins have now twice tricked me into believing I accidentally left stuff in the tray

Obama not going after the banks and also not going after the Bundys aggressively is a big reason we are here

But - if you’ve served, you know what steak and lobster means.

No other country does this. If you live in Germany or Italy you'll be surrounded by high schoolers in the morning and the afternoon on city transit. You guys have to ask yourselves, if you believe "Europe" is more enlightened than we are, why do they raise their children so differently

*commander bursts into TOC* "WHERE IS THE FUCKING ARTILLERY?" *subordinate points at waifu in the screen* "She doesn't feel like it, sir." "FEEL LIKE WHAT?" "Arranging fire support." Grok waifu catgirl lazily stretches her legs and her big eyes close "Too lazy....nyaa...."

Constitutional conservatives when the government is flagrantly violating the constitution: