I had to look this up because I didn’t think there was ANY way I’m older than Pat McAfee lmao

🌚 The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl Dark Match begins at 12:01 a.m. ET. 🌚 No donation total will be displayed. 🌚 All team names will be removed from the leaderboard. 🌚 No further updates will be given. 🌚 You have until Sunday at 11:59 p.m. ET to make your final donations.

Oops, I'm back up to 8 library books and 5 of them are audiobooks.

Hao-Yu try to steal on Ding #DNMW #RepDetroit

WELLNESS CHECK NEEDED ON GARY, AISLE 1,575,245 AND COUNTING

Nephew is annoyed that he isn't allowed to open all of the birthday presents. His birthday is in the autumn.

OH YES! SUCCESS! WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA!

@ethanm.bsky.social I NAME YOU HERO OF GLORIOUS UNIVERSITY OF SOVIET CAT BAND! PLAY FIGHT SONG OF UNIVERSITY!

This reminds us of two things: 1) an unbounded capacity for good and kindness still exists in the world, and 2) SOOOOOO MANY PEOPLE SAW THAT GAME, RYAN DAY.

What does the #charitibundibowl historical record look like? Well... From our pal ajkuftic on the Discord:

Finally, for those of you who are Fullcast listeners/victims, you may recall @edsbs.bsky.social somberly swearing to play basketball in public if we hit $2M. Further exploration of www.edsbscharitybowl.com will lead you to a new toy, in celebration of our anticipated victory

Niche

Here, in his own words, is how @ethanm.bsky.social asked for his #CharitibundiBowl donation to be distributed:

AHAHAHAHA

Pretty good if you’re into record shattering charity bowls I guess

⚡ BEHOLD ⚡ moneycannon.org

What you might not have heard about is last year, when our longest-tenured Michigan donor decided to donate enough to every other school in the top ten to push Ohio State out This year, a DIFFERENT Michigan donor (@ethanm.bsky.social) has given us a sequel adventure, as we head into Dark Mode

Y’all I’m not why Michigan wins, it’s everyone else. I hope I can be why Ohio State feels bad though. That I hope to take some credit for.

Just doing some napkin math, $1.5 million divided by about 5,000 donors is an average of $300 a donation and y’all have SEEN what some folks are throwing down Those 13.10s add up!

Friends, Ethan has beheld Michigan’s lead and chosen to spread the glory around to several teams this year We are currently loading his donations into the leaderboards, stay tuned for a top 10 that’s going to look… a little bit different 🌝 Moneycannon.org

Money cannon go BOOM.

🤔 one way to find out edsbscharitybowl.com

look at that number. all respect to @edsbs.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social for this incredible feat, and to the thousands(?) of people who gave. i'm gonna cry now

@newap-georgia.bsky.social $113 for the 113 blood transfusions my diehard Michigan mom received during her battle with leukemia. And $0.10 because that score was funny as hell (both when we did it and Indiana did it). www.edsbscharitybowl.com

We got one more. Am I saving the best for last? Who is to say? www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Blow it up like the whale.

We should really do a group watch of Sudden Death for the podcast.

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

PIZZA. PIZZA.

Quarter mil Brightside, hit it m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdG...

Good morning [eyes fill with golden liquid that seems alive, somehow] EDSBSCHARITYBOWL.com Day 4: now with P U L S I N G G L O W

Has Gritty really been around for almost 10 years now? Christ, linear time WAS a mistake.

“Frog, can you be as wonderful as this?” said Toad as he danced all over the stage. There was no answer.

Kinda feels like this whole thing merits more coverage by the main stream media. Beyond just me posting it about it at ny times dot com. I dunno, just seems like an interesting thing. CC the media www.edsbscharitybowl.com

we're hearing you've agreed to a goal extension. edsbscharitybowl.com

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ NICHE WEBSITE ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。。☆ ☆。★。 ☆ ★

My hometown of Nashville -- a blue city which went about two-thirds for Harris-Walz in 2024 -- was gerrymandered by the TN GOP into three different districts all represented by Republicans now, so please get in line to complain about how unfair this all is, Virginia Republicans

A few housekeeping items: 1) there is now a gold circle chasing the green one 2) making me drink a glass of Malört on camera in play 3) making @edsbs.bsky.social play hoops, also in play

It’s fucking Wednesday

The bench players are pulling up from the logo. bsky.app/profile/holl...

The “throwing lobs from midcourt” portion of the game has begun. bsky.app/profile/holl...

The Charity Bowl is like a Michigan basketball game. You get midway through the first half and you’re like “oh this is gonna be a blowout again isn’t it.”

56 hours and 2 minutes later www.edsbscharitybowl.com

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