Aroldis Chapman is gonna start tomorrow if the Red Sox dont win this

Gary Bettman is the best commissioner in pro sports right now. This is not a compliment

The NDP will counter this with either Avi Lewis (who has never won anything) or Heather McPherson (who broke from the whip before to support the Trans Canada Pipeline) Unideal!

When i found out the Manning brothers were taking an active role in this, I wondered if this would be like Little Big League where the sports action and worldbuilding is good, but the actual plot and comedy itself isnt

I feel much more comfortable with the Jays facing the Yankees rather than the Red Sox, but either way i hop that Red Sox/Yankees series goes all three games with eveery game going to 20 extra innings. All i cna hope for

One of these things is not like the other

Just found out that Heidi Klum did a cover of Corey Hart's Sunglasses at Night, a crossover aimed at like 2 moms in Halton Hills, Ontario

The funniest outcome of the last month of baseball is the Tigers sweep the Guardians anyway

First day of the new job went well. I shadowed the guy im replacing, it was his last day. My main takeaway is i'm going to be replacing an extremely beloved guy who did great work and i have such huge shoes to fill i might drown in them

Matt LeFleur knows about Scorigami that's the only explanation for kicking it there

I'M ON THE CEILING, BROTHER. 40-40 TIEAGAMI

A 40-40 tie would be scorigami i think

my sister is a cop on law & order toronto my brother is a cop on paw patrol and me? well, I'm not a cop, I'm something much more honourable and fame-attracting. I'm a poster

Potentially on the verge of three L's in one day. Historic.

True meaning of Transness

punt returner getting lit up and trapt's headstrong plays, the calendar says "september 28th 2003"

back to back Sammarinian Eurovision riffs from @sickoscommittee.org and it was from two different people. We may be many people but we are also a hivemind

only one of AEW, Fulham and the Jags can be good at any given time

10000 IQ Denny Hamlin - Car you own needs to win to move on and its on first place - Shove it into the wall so you can pass it - Lose anyway

if cam johnson is hurt, do we go get robbins back or are we in a "the bills are making zach davidson punt" territory next week

A fucking nuke could land in the backfield and James Cook would still stumble forward for a 4 yard gain

The dude from Nickelback just had a GREAT punt

That's right, @tsnofficial.bsky.social the faces of the NFL are Lance Stroll, Eugenie Bouchard and Brooke Henderson

thank you, Big Quesarito

I'm an indoor cat and don't usually like nature but that drive was so beautiful it actually took my breath away at points. Was genuinely surreal how pretty it was.

Alright i just finished a 13 hour drive what did i miss today

I'm going to hazard a guess and say it's because detroit is north of windsor

If he unhooks the trailer this is the greatest play in football history

Dwight Howard found out he was getting inducted to the Hall of Fame while on KSI and Netflix's Big Brother ripoff lmao

The rapture happened but the only guy that they took was Gary Pearson of Bozeman, Montana who was "the only one who got religion exactly right"

The Lions love to sack Lamar Jackson on 2nd down and then give up the 3rd down conversion

I think we're close enough that I can announce this, Next month, I'll be joining the TBT Northwest Newsweek team, reporting on stories across the communities of Northwest Ontario. Airing weekly on Global Thunder Bay and CKPR across Northwest Ontario. Very excited to start this new chapter!

Either Scott Hanson's mic isn't working or he had to use the bathroom for the first time in 15 years just now because he hasnt spoken at all in like 8 minutes

In case you're curious about all the misses, they went back to using team-prepared K-Balls instead of kicking regular balls It was designed to make it easier to kick and instead it seems to have fucked everything up

Younghoe Koo right now

My PS2 game collection. I'm going to try and eventually have every PS2 game ever released by EA Sports

I picked a hell of a year to become a Syracuse fan

Holy shit the Bills need to pick up Younghoe Koo RIGHT NOW

lmao nia jax said "jade cargill looks incredible" and a woman in the crowd yelled "YES SHE DOES"

so drake has hit the "making theme songs for wwe" stage of his career huh

Uuuuugly W but still a W, and hopefully saved Mike McDaniel's job

Good little reverse jinx showing wide right before the kick

Finally

Average bills defensive player

Taylor Rapp's helmet just got even bigger

Alright how's Tyler Bass feeling