East Lansing: Separate city, predates Lansing South Lansing: the south side of Lansing North Lansing: that part of the city beyond Old Town when abandoned car garages replace twee shops West Lansing: Delta Township West side of Lansing: see West Lansing Westside: my neighborhood in central Lansing

hanging out with Old Nation at Horrocks today! Frandor Claus prints available with a $10 donation to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!

you deserve someone that loves you as much as the townships around here love putting chicken strip restaurants in parking lots

excited to check out this year’s Lansing Facts Wrapped™️

the most important meals of the day: breakfast and hot dog

the only thing getting plowed tonight is your mom and major streets

salting bridges and overpasses is a low key slutty way to put it

BLACK FRIDAY - 2025 Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,

reporting from the Southside office!

what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office

But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made: in the land of Frandor, in the fires of Blaze Pizza, the dark lord forged, in secret a special orb

every rule is written in blood

who up pondering their orbs

getting ready to go to Horrocks the day before Thanksgiving:

it's windy as hell in Lansing Michigan USA

your boys are hanging out at Stober’s, stop in and say hi!

want your very own Frandor Claus print? 🎅 Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.

gonna start a local Christmas music band called REO Steamroller

pretty sure the current team is made up of items laying around your store

Haha yes! Also you could probably make your own Land Grant Trophy with items laying around our store.

Silver Bells 2025:

who said romance is dead?

when you play a game of thrones, you win or you go to Frandor and cry about it

we are living in an age of unprecedented tyranny

thinkin about it

Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman - coalesces from a swarm of moths - could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps - did NOT steal your catalytic converter - kinda a goth baddie, tbh

sorry for #liminalspace posting on main but hey @lansingmifacts.com when are you hosting a dance at the Saginaw/Cedar QD Party Playplace?

infrastructure is stored in the balls

wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts

we’re hearing early reports of BALLS DAY. our investigative team will keep you updated

*slaps roof* this baby can fit so many parking lot jokes and WHAT IS THAT HELICOPTER Reddit threads in it

b i g r e d a l l s

can't wait to hear about all the 12'+ baddies having a meet cute with folks in big penny costumes!!! are you concussed? no, that's love! (also probably a concussion)

🔴 with Halloween in the rearview that means we're now on BALL WATCH 2025 🔴

one great thing about the big cheese at Horrocks is it something that would get stolen by Carmen Sandiego

this photo smells like secondhand smoke

what is great is this is the same price per dog as Costco ($1.50)

I don't know what this aesthetic is but I love it every time I see it. So, I decided to make my own. Here's an 🫒 Olive Burger Shirt 🫒 no one asked for! The burger is from Dagwood's here in Lansing. Available in t-shirt, long sleeve, and crew neck for 2 weeks! 🛍️ www.bonfire.com/olive-burger/

the more we think about this sign the less we're sure what IT is

The Construction is a pourin'

someone should pull a Lansing Papa John’s and open a restaurant called Sonic before the chain gets here

looks like Potter Park Zoo has their Halloween costume sorted out

everyone got so worried about the giraffe so now every time they take down a noteworthy sign for repairs they gotta put it in the paper "don't worry it'll come back"

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Downtown, Old Town, REO Town

local history connection: it’s not very well documented, but it seems like Rush’s first US gig was at a drive-in theater in Lansing www.2112.net/powerwindows...

Introducing FACTSBOT 4000Z! Comes preloaded with 64K of jokes about local parking lots and that bridge everyone likes! Include upgrade that turns it into an AI powered sleep paralysis demon

NSING, Michigan's hottest boy band 🤩

sometimes the tap and pay character count cuts off NSING and it makes it look like we're buying lunch in DOWNTOWN LA and that's about as exciting as it gets!!!!!!!!!!!