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Downtown, Old Town, REO Town

local history connection: it’s not very well documented, but it seems like Rush’s first US gig was at a drive-in theater in Lansing www.2112.net/powerwindows...

Introducing FACTSBOT 4000Z! Comes preloaded with 64K of jokes about local parking lots and that bridge everyone likes! Include upgrade that turns it into an AI powered sleep paralysis demon

NSING, Michigan's hottest boy band 🤩

sometimes the tap and pay character count cuts off NSING and it makes it look like we're buying lunch in DOWNTOWN LA and that's about as exciting as it gets!!!!!!!!!!!

we should do our own awards

fellow budget watchers, have a virtual horrocks slice

what’s the opposite of “rolls off the tongue”?

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It clouds over and cider rains down from the lacerated sky. Cider fills your dishwasher, flows from taps. You go to the bathroom to scream in the mirror and you flush the toilet. The bowl fills back up with cider. You hear a distant laugh and an ominous voice declares THE CIDER IS A POURIN'

the weather this morning is what starting to stock up on Halloween candy feels like

praying for the rapture so we can finally get a good parking spot at Horrocks on Sunday afternoon 🙏🏻

autumnal equinox, you say?

more and more people are saying it

No one talk to me until once had my morning drink* from QD!!! *whiskey

gonna hook this up to the bed of our old Silverado and be the final boss of driving up and down mlk

an 11pm Big Ten kickoff is like a casserole without cheese. unnatural. disrespectful. spitting in the face of our Midwestern ancestors

City of Lansing deciding which lanes of Saginaw/Oakland will be open today:

Dutch is a beautiful language

the construction is a pourin'

Your timeline has been blessed with the PRODIGAL SON HYPE JEEP spotted at LOCAL GIRAFFE FORWARD GROCERY STORE 1 like = 1 positive honk

rantch

pour out a 2-liter Mountain Dew for local non-racist Papa John’s, a true eastside institution

Good morning Ypsilanti.

your timeline has been blessed with a G-Body Oldsmobile 442 repost for 1 (one) local hell yeah

using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?

once again, Lansing provides big city amenities with a small town feel

Dismayed to tell you I immediately knew this was my QD and I haven't lived in this neighborhood for 25 years

QD: come through Me: I don’t know, I have a lot of yard work to do QD: cider’s a-pourin’ Me:

solid first half in East Lansing, where the Spartans have put 21 points and zero Hitlers on the scoreboard

at Lansing Facts, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up dumb jokes, lukewarm takes, and the kind of Midwestern hospitality that feels like passive aggression

so are these Edible Arrangements or 𝘌𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 Arrangements?

sometimes, the journey IS the destination. that’s why the City of Lansing is committed to making your daily commute take as long as possible

bonus joke: can't wait to make French Onion Dippin' Dots

discount cryogenic chamber for the budget-minded eccentric genius

We couldn’t pass up seeing @lansingmifacts.com host olive burger night for the Lugnuts 🫒

no joke just baby red panda at the zoo: www.wkar.org/wkar-news/20...

How do we know this is in Wisconsin?! > sees the giant CHEESE sign oh ok

Michigan State - best creamery?

hey Owosso … y’all doing ok?

Slightly diminish a band: Okemos Speedwagon

oh yeah this YouTube list is a wild fever dream

> gentle_summer_soaker.exe has succesfully initialized on the Weathermaster 3000XL

every Lansing Dad (non gendered) exclaiming all at once "we really need this rain!"

if you see spartys true ass you get full understanding of the nature of the universe and go insane

a QD French Dip livery race car would go hard

alright lets see all the Lansing Pets™️ ⬇️⬇️⬇️