infrastructure is stored in the balls

the balls are back the balls are back the balls are back and they're gonna be round

mfers in my neighborhood are hustling to get up Xmas stuff like they are on deadline

not only are modern trucks too big and lack utility, most of them are also extremely ugly its like I'm being tailgated by one of those razors with 5 blades

we really did go from fix the damn roads to damn they're fixing the roads

Downtown, Old Town, REO Town

what's v cool [horrible] about being a professional creative is that now days you have to be a creative in all lanes* *i have spent an hour doing video editing, i am not a video editor, i don't want to be a video editor

autumnal equinox, you say?

technologically advance a band: Queens of the Iron Age

always a delight when I rush to make a @lansingmifacts.com joke about something and find that @craigotron.bsky.social has already made the same joke

rantch is a beautiful name for a large Midwestern baby

if I had project car money a G-Body is high up on the list, was absolutely thrilled to see this just chilling at LeRoy's

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

I love going to the Okemos Meijer this time of year and seeing all the students trying out their new personas walking around

we should of done reconstruction on hardcore mode

me too brother

me, all week, just schlubbin' through every dumb little day trying not to accumulate a lethal amount of ambient psychic damage

Yeah but hot n’ when?

when this Dodge Charger hits 69mph you're gonna see some serious shit

we regret to inform you that we’ve lost the regular_rain.exe zip disk for the Casio Weathermaster 3000. it’s either drought or flash flood from here on out

if the world is gonna be so bad they should at least make it so we can eat the dishwasher pods

oh shit, we’ve unlocked the RoboCop timeline

BOURDAIN: alright, seasoning. Im tasting.... salt. But there's something else MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: m'lord hath a fine palate. we have added notte megge, a spice moft deere

This is one of my favorite System of a Down b-sides

corporations should be forced to have social credit scores based on how well they treat their employees and the environment that dictate their access to capital and infrastructure and how much they pay for it

everybody good news! i fixed it! the album cover is okay now! we can all like it, it's something everyone can agree on now

Adobe I don't want generative AI i just want a gradient tool that doesn't make me feel like I'm being punished for every decision I've ever made that lead up to using this horrible thing

My main desire for Memorial Day was to drink a Boston Cooler and I have done that.

the most succinct synopsis of Andor I've seen

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

We saw you from across the bar and, there's blood. There's blood in you, right

Money is in the chase

if you see this, post your getaway vehicle

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

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You can't put a tariff on FEELINGS

the most just dudes hanging out thing I've ever done was dig thru a box of Topps 1986 baseball cards going "remember this guy? for an hour with my buddy Tim

if any Lansing area folks want to see me in real life, I’m cohosting this screening of Final Destination tomorrow with @craigotron.bsky.social and our friends at Quality Scary and it’s free!! capitalcityfilmfest.com/event/qualit...

Downtown Jimmy John's is less "so fast you'll freak" and more "so slow you are concerned"

new homeownership milestone reached: learning about all my Basement Sounds™️ while I shelter in place

oh man to be dumb and young and on a date at the Mongolian Barbeque

was not expecting to see Sobering Statistics™️ at the Quality Dairy but here we are love to be a human in 2025

happy vaLANtines day from your secret admirers at Lansing Facts 😘

George Paul Ringo (every edge case 5th beetle whatever) John

Ran before I tore the truck body off...

Happy Expired Ham Day to those who celebrate

you can be bad at stuff and are allowed to just have fun messing around with weird little projects your life doesn't have to be aestheticly perfect side hustles