GIANTS BASEBALL: IT’S TORTURE. #SFGiants

Spanish food is high in amigo acids

Today, about 2 hours ago Marine One helicopter lifted off from the White House and flew in the direction of Walter Reed shortly after a Press Conference was cut off abruptly. It may be nothing but speculation But …thoughts and prayers and wishful thinking for the best for our country.

I was just thinking he could have just sent clips from half a dozen movies where Russell Crowe gives a speech about warrior ethos, and Russell would have given it much better.

Royal? In Italy they do call Russell Crowe the Eighth King of Rome because “he’s Massimo!” 👑

I LOVE OUR BASEBALL GRANDPAS AND I’M GONNA MISS THEM!!! #SFGisnts

Trump's invading Portland now. Take out a couple of letters and you get Poland.

Left: we want the Epstein files Right: we also want the Epstein files Trump: best I can do for you is the Amelia Earhart files

I’m here you fuck ass bitch

If you see this, post a bridge.

this guy will do anything to get pictures of spider-man

We've got a new episode of @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social & @gregfranklin.bsky.social is programming the MIDCENTURY SLEAZE that he loves with FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! and SINS OF THE FLESHAPOIDS (both 65). Streaming on SoundCloud & other pod apps. soundcloud.com/omfys/s4e9-g...

He's probably going to make them swear an oath to Dear Leader or purge them. Or they're preparing to invade California.

Is it just me, or did elite public opinion against Israel's war on Gaza start to turn after the new SUPERMAN movie?

Things really went to hell in this country when young dudes could make more money from founding a shitty tech company than by being in a hair metal band.

new Tony Hawk game but it's just him doing normal stuff like going to the grocery store or waiting in the airport security line

Holy crap! @bobcalhoun.bsky.social this is pertinent!

Finally, some good news for autumn! FAT BEAR WEEK IS BACK!!!

Drop some TONGUES 👅

Ooh dangerous broken bat hits the home plate ump’s neck! Super scary. Glad Dave Groeschner came out to check him. He’s ok! #SFGiants

Hey @bobcalhoun.bsky.social guess what they used to get the Moose out of the well? A KAPARKA!!!

post a duo

My best friend and Count Dante drummer Jim Henderson's beloved wife Miekel died last week after a long battle with Parkinson's disease. Jim & his children have unexpected expenses during an already trying time. Please give if you can.

more like the crapture

Tylenol causes Rapture.

Tylenol about to BRING the pain.

I loved hearing Kruk and Kuip talking about the earthquake last night. Kuip didn’t wake up because he was having a good dream. So Kruk says, “Yeah, keep going partner.” #SFGiants #SensualBaseball

See? The Cowardly Lions are just bullies! All you gotta do is swat 'em on the nose!

Ibuprofen is way more dangerous than Tylenol BTW.

This is how I'm dressing for the rapture

For all you good pagans and non-Christians, remember for the Rapture tomorrow: "If you find yourself alone riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium...and you're already dead!

Can Disney play chicken with Sinclair and Nexstar? There's no way the local affiliate owners can stand to lose ABC programming and just run Family Feud reruns. Sure, it would hurt Disney to pull their programming from those ownership groups, but it'd be interesting to see if the local owners revolt.

I am wishing all a very happy 21st Night of September to all those that celebrate.

That 2 minute drive felt like a throwback to Steve Young

49ERS FOOTBALL— IT’S TORTURE! #49ers

Tell us how you really feel, Sun and Moon.

speaking of indelible images for this moment in history

Thanos should have had to fight Liz Taylor for the Infinity Stones. She would have kicked his ass and looked fabulous doing it.

Thread from the author of Nixonland about what to do now….

Hear me out: a spinoff of The Studio where Pope Leo sacks Cardinal Dolan and appoints Marty Scorsese to take his place as archbishop of New York.

Just wait 'til the 11th. That's when the bats will come alive.

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” Theodore Roosevelt

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! #SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatLA

RUNS WALKED IN! WE’LL TAKE IT! #SFGiants

Exactly this

is shitposting still legal, I'm not even that funny tbh

the only good thing to happen online this year was when everyone watched conclave and then there was an actual conclave and the whole internet was just going this is just like in conclave

You guys, Trump is just a mean kid with an ant farm. He LIKES squishing us.

MY GOD, I HAVE A NEW HERO. SHE HAD THEM SO HOOKED AND THEN BAM, SHE ATE THEM, BONES AND ALL.