If humanity had half a brain, this is the kind of war we would be waging: Restoring our planet, including our sea life. Notice the helpers apple.news/AzyGXdur3QqK...

@glennkenny.bsky.social says what needs to be said about Chuck Norris.

The coolest thing Chuck Norris did was when he, Bruce Lee, Gene LeBell, Bob Wall & Joe Lewis trained in each other's garages during the early days of the American martial arts scene. Norris wasn't famous yet and his celebrity wouldn't come until Bruce Lee led the way.

BRB, teleporting to Waffle House.

This is very good. I'm so impressed by how the @oaklandballers.bsky.social find people who understand the Oakland community and how the team can love and be loved by it.

My wisteria is going off right now! Got to sleep with the window open last night and bathe in that heavily scent. Wish you could smell it!

weird to me that Pez is still the only magazine-fed candy

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (not Indiana Jones)

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (not Indiana Jones)

After post mortem, we know why a live shell exploded over I-5 for the Marine's 250 Anniversary with Couch Fucker Vance in attendance. According to a 665-page investigation report, it was PREMATURE EXPLOSION caused by a bad fuse. Uh, really, that never happens to us! www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

A lot is rightly said about Trump’s malignant narcissism and sociopathy, but occasionally he lets his mask slip and the very real psychopath that also lurks inside him peeks out. This is one of those times. His excitement over killing people is obvious and palpable.

How many loafs do I have to meat?

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

#MeToo did not go far enough.

How many Kennedys do I have to Dead?

how many malones do i need to post

How many caps do I have to Knee?

how many limes do i have to sub

How many chicks do I need to Dixie?

post a gif of who you wanted to be when you were a kid

Missed the turnoff on the way to work today, and had to drive all the way across the 92 bridge to Foster City from Hayward and back again. I've worked here for 2 years and I've been afraid of doing that the whole time. Guess it wasn't so bad. Nice day on the Bay! I got a great view.

I read the NYT piece, and I am holding onto the words of a woman who fended off inappropriate advances from a 60-year-old Cesar Chavez at the age of 19. “It makes you rethink in history all those heroes,” Esmeralda Lopez said. “The movement — that’s the hero.”

Just popped open the MLB app to check the results: GRATIFYING.

This is so damn cool. ☄️ The sonic “boom” heard from Ohio to Kentucky was from a meteorite traveling 40,000 mph that exploded upon entering Earth’s atmosphere, strong enough to shake homes in several states.

Spanish call of final out of WBC

I had to steal this because I laughed way too hard,lol. #WBC

Really loved the #WBC despite Team USA acting like a bunch of wannabe ROTC. Got excited to root for so many teams. What other time do I get to see a Czech electrician face down Samurai Japan or a ragtag bunch of Italian guys make a miracle run to the semifinals? Baseball rules.

Spanish broadcast: “the only boring team at the tournament has been Team USA” #wbc

VIVA VENEZUELA!!! KARMA IS A BITCH!!! 🇻🇪 #WBC

To anyone saying the MLB season or World Series is the only real baseball: you don't understand what this game means to Latin America. The WBC is real baseball. For many of these players, winning this trophy for their country means more than any World Series ring ever could. Viva Venezuela. 🇻🇪🇩🇴🇵🇷 #WBC

Knowing the haters hate hearing Spanish on a Fox broadcast gives me life ha #WBC

Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic

Happy St, Patrick’s Day! But it is also the Feast of St. Gertrude, patron saint of cats and gardening. 🐈 💐 🐈

Mom voice: Finish the regime change you started before doing a new regime change!

On second thought - the US might actually need help from the British . . . bsky.app/profile/henr...

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

70s SINNERS with Phil Lynott tempting Smoke and Stack and the people with the sounds of Róisín Dubh.

i celebrate st. patrick’s day as the lord intended, by helicoptering a snake over my head and heaving it at a protestant

just before he dies, he'll be visited by tom myspace who will recount to him all of his failings in terrible detail. 24 hours later, elon will be dead. tom isn't even a ghost, he'll just do that.

Elon Musk is acting like “talking about your feelings” is weak and unnecessary while he simultaneously uses his account with 230 million followers on the platform he owns to post about his feelings like a 14 year old emo kid on MySpace in 2009

MADURO SERIES IS ON #wbc

:sad Italian noises: #wbc

Good run Italy! Really good run!!! 🇮🇹 #WBC

So everyone wants Venezuela to beat the USA tomorrow right? Everyone. Right? #WBC

I’m glad Venezuela has a chance to beat the US tomorrow, given everything they’ve done to their country. Go 🇻🇪 #WBC Also, 👏🏽 🇮🇹

This is now a Team Venezuela account #wbc

Totally #SFGiants

WOW VIVA VENEZUELA!!! 🇻🇪 #WBC

Lost

Anyway don’t listen to me listen to her