I find your lack of Christmas cheer disturbing

An attempt to get into the Christmas mood. Crazy Saturday night over here.

Lazy Saturday. Lazy dog.

The legend lives on… youtu.be/aofg88mEGvY?...

My daily shutdown affirmation

My daily shutdown affirmation

My daily shutdown affirmation

Someone wanted to go on a walk a 2pm and have dinner at 3pm. I’m not arguing with her. How can I with that smile on her face?

My daily government shutdown affirmation

If you are in need during this difficult time in the US and have an Aldi nearby, the store is making an effort to make sure your family can enjoy Thanksgiving. It is my hope that everyone can enjoy and find a measure of peace this holiday season. corporate.aldi.us/newsroom/new...

He obviously did not relish the opportunity

I got 9 hours of sleep and it was glorious.

For the second day in a row I’m contemplating getting into bed before 8pm. Sunset at around 5pm is doing something to me.

I’m in trouble, y’all.

Life is hard when your dog does not recognize Eastern Standard Time from Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

Filthy Hobbitses!

This is a public service announcement: Christmas starts after dessert is eaten on Thanksgiving Day. Premature decorations, Christmas trees, and Christmas songs are a sure signs of insanity. Thank you. And enjoy your turkey and stuffing.

Happy Halloween to everyone except people who give these out to Trick-or-Treaters

“I need someone who will make people laugh, even on their hardest days. Someone who will fill empty hearts and heal broken ones. I need someone with a keen awareness of sadness and grief, who will never be afraid to acknowledge it.” So God gave us dogs.

Breakfast for lunch because nothing matters anymore.

The horrors persist

Buys a nice dog bed for her to sleep on. But she decides to sleep on a 20 year old fleece blanket.

Not getting paid either. For my OnlyFeds I will also be fully clothed and I will read your choice of Air and Missile Defense Systems Engineering or the INCOSE Systems Engineering Handbook. #onlyfeds #shutdown

According to this logic flow chart, I think I’m in trouble…

Good morning

Almost done

I couldn’t find the coffee while unpacking. So that means I get breakfast.

Ok… new furlough plan! The Crumb Interceptor Bakery Cart. Cookies, cake slices, and other baked goods. I also have water and Dr. Pepper Cream Soda to serve. I need to sell stickers and other items to make ends meet.

Not all heroes wear capes!

Moving Day… I’ve lost count how many times I’ve moved in my adult life.

Should we eat our feelings tonight, Zola?

Don’t look at your look at your Leave and Earning Statement. [breathe] Don’t look at your look at your Leave and Earning Statement. [breathe] Don’t look at your look at your Leave and Earning Statement. [breathe] And repeat…

To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering. Also… Alexa, what day is it?

Zola chased a herd of deer. She thinks she was this =>_<= close. I won’t tell her that she was not that close.

This year I’ve become an LABROVERT - someone who prefers spending time with a Labrador than with people.

Since I’m not getting a paycheck on Friday and I’ve been told I have nice legs…

Just me thinking about how much work has to be done over the holidays because I can’t go to work tomorrow because of [waves hands furiously] reasons…

Zola approved

I just looked at my work phone. I have 277 unread emails. I cannot read them. It’s against the law.

Zola this morning

Big day today… Close on my new home. Furloughed from my job. Which meme best encapsulates how I’m doing right now?

What did you do today? I can tell you I didn’t do anything.

“I sure would like to go to work tomorrow.” Things I said as I prepared to go to bed.

I’m not trying to trick you, I’m trying to throw your ball.

I’m an equal opportunity pizza enthusiast. All pizza is good pizza. The BEST kind of pizza is free pizza. The WORST kind of pizza is overpriced, no taste pizza.

In and out in 30 minutes. Everything on my list procured and under budget. Not all heroes wear capes.

Be right back… we’re out touching grass

A live look at me looking at my bank account after my last paycheck was deposited:

Post-lunch civic duty

What I want: - 3 eggs - Bacon - Sausage - Toast with jam - Hash browns What I will have: - Plain Greek yogurt - Berries - Protein-enriched granola Adulting is ok sometimes…