This Epstein files "release" is the most disgusting cover up in American history

This was found in the batch of Epstein files the DOJ released today.

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.

Man sometimes I just reflect on the endless parade of cowards in our society and I just get so mad. Fight! And if you won’t, let the rest of us!! Conscript us! We will fight!

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

We've had scheming viziers before, but I think this might be our first case of having the country plowed into the ground by favorite concubines like Loomer and palace eunuch gatekeepers like Miller.

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award Also Boomers:

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony

He’s literally just some guy, that’s the whole point of having a president and not a king. You can tell him to get bent and all he can do is sputter.

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

oh my god they actually did it lmao

I know I'm late with this but AP1000 bros, we are so back.

@wbmosler.bsky.social more and more I find myself thinking that the original sin at the root of all our problems in America right now is the "we can't pay for it" misconception. What would happen if people knew this wasn't true? Housing, transport, insurance, education, daycare. It's all solvable.

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

I know it's tired at this point but how is the @theonion.com supposed to compete with this.

Just disgusting.

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

The day after the Chinatown raid, New York AG Tish James launches an online portal for the public to submit photos and videos of ICE activity. "We are committed to reviewing these reports and assessing any violations of law," she writes. Portal ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ... *opens manilla envelope* ... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ... *slides 8x10 photo across table* ... you wore the tutti frutti

Nobody is really prepared for when we go cyber-hot with China. Society is going to halt.

billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind

It looks even worse by video 😢

Fucking tears in my eyes, this shit is beyond parody. Read this article ASAP.

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

the best part of the NYC mayoral race is of course Zohran but a close second is watching everyone on the left adopt Curtis Sliwa as our Problematic Uncle Who Also Really Hates Andrew Cuomo

Everything Worse

22 arrests. All Maga. Including this armed terrorist with a gun who assaulted a woman. I think we know who the violent ones are. #NoKings

Russians started a human safari in Pokrovsk too. Videos are just civilians getting slaughtered under the surveillance of a drone. This will obviously not make it to headlines but please don’t let russians kill in silence

A beautiful Bald Eagle circled overhead during our protest in Burnsville Minnesota and the crowd went wild #NoKings #Minnesota

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

This dude was killing it on the bagpipes at #nokings #seattle

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

You're not gonna believe this but @cbsnews.com appears to not have a story about some of the largest mass protests in American history anywhere on its main page.

middle aged lesbians are out saving America while you post, my guy

Beyond the costumes at No Kings, Democratic leadership may want to check the signs to understand the vibe of their base right now (hint: it’s not health care)

Remember back in January when all these sage politics-knowers were writing about how there had been a vibe shift and now the resistance was over? lol. lmao.