watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible

when a doggo is older and has that silver around their muzzle like a distinguished gentleman, that is beautiful

Woah: Feds arrested a Google employee today, who they say made $1M+ betting on Google-related Polymarket events. Here are a few of the markets the account allegedly belonging to the employee wagered on. abcnews.com/US/google-em...

Donald Trump is sending the Justice Department after a woman he raped.

A senior CIA official was arrested last week after investigators found hundreds of gold bars worth over $40 million stashed in his Virginia residence, a small fortune that he apparently brought home from work, according to court papers.

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

The GOP pretending to be upset at someone swearing at Stephen Miller is just shamelessly pathetic.

The shamelessness with which these people lie to us really is amazing.

BREAKING 35 former federal judges move to reopen Trump v. IRS in an effort to kill the $1.776B slush fund. Doc buff.ly/1065CA7

BREAKING: Ethics complaint just filed against Pam Bondi — & it's damning She ran DOJ like a weapon — & now 100+ scholars, retired judges & retired FL Supreme Court Chief Justice Peggy Quince — joined by @democracydefendersfund.org @ldadorg.bsky.social & LFRL — are holding her accountable -TN

"What are you going to do, shoot me?" - Man who was shot after charging guy with a gun

"average texan commits 3 crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average texan commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Paxton, who is attorney general (??) and commits 10,000 crimes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot. He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud. He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery. He was impeached by his own party for corruption. Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas. Together we will stop him.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

The UFC fight on the White House lawn is a disgrace. History will remember this being an extreme low for our nation, among many other lows we keep bumping up against

Trump being just unambiguously bad and worse than basically every conceivable alternative in basically every single way makes people get kind of bored and search for more novel takes. sometimes the truth isn't terribly interesting, sorry.

Ossoff: "We see a faithless president self-dealing while he depicts as Christ, while he depicts the Obamas as apes, while he plunges the nation into reckless war, sends prices soaring, and plunders our healthcare to cut taxes for those who already have spectacular wealth."

Two books have made me feel this way: 1) Infinite Jest - yes it really is that good 2) Piranesi - yes it really is that good

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome

One easy way that you can know the two parties are not remotely the same is that Andy Kim is now the Democratic Senator from New Jersey & Bob Menendez is in jail for his crimes.

Can’t believe that Andy Kim is in two of the most haunting pictures of the last few years.

"Actually the normies are all turning to socialism now." Ya that's not true and you people would actively hate them if they were. You sent death threats to Will Stancil for doing activism against ICE while being a cringe normie who ruined the aesthetics of your cool radicalism.

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII

I quit my job to make artisan chocolate and here’s my pineapple caramels I did a nice job on them

My high school BBS was a beautiful moment in time. USENET and alt.society.generation-x was a beautiful moment in time. The beginning of the blogosphere was a beautiful moment in time. The early days of Twitter were a beautiful moment in time. They were great, and now they're gone. It's fine.

Oh my God John Fetterman fell in a large hole. No one is sure how to get him out of the large hole. He's not cooperating either

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

That stroke must have done more damage than anyone realized.

Popular MAGA influencer named Joshua Heffner with nearly 500K TikTok followers has been arrested for possession of child rape porn. Every fucking time.

Wizards get so mad when you kill them with a gun. All like “ahhh I thought we were doing it magic style” or “this was supposed to be a magical duel this was your idea glggh ack” it’s like dude I’m not dueling you with magic you get a good grade in magic I am bringing my Sig

ohio's government passed a bill that let adults take your kids out of school to give them "bible education" and surprise! a number of those adults were actually child rapists

How did I only just discover that Don Jr is marrying the daughter of a prominent Epstein enabler? Her late dad, a banker, wrote Epstein a reference letter calling him "a gentleman of the highest integrity" to help get him tax breaks &… his island. Can’t make this stuff up.

It is now extremely clear the ballroom is a Führerbunker.

BREAKING: Judge Waverly Crenshaw dismisses indictment of Kilmar Abrego Garcia based on selective and vindictive prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

RIP bozo *TULSI GABBARD RESIGNS AS DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE: FOX

“America has always been like this” responses to “Orange Man Bad” posts annoy me. Obama didn’t post a video of him dumping his own fecal matter from a F-18 on his critics, then threaten to go to war with Denmark. That isn’t true.

if you dont know hexadecimal i feel bad for you son i got 9D9 problems thats 2521

every one of these folks should be primaried unconscionable betrayal of their constituents

to put this on main feed: 1) this specific data center actually did completely fuck the local water supply during construction 2) that this didn't immediately get them crushed in court and forced to provide everyone with infrastructure for clean water is bad 3) that it's a data center is incidental

This is what having a job is like

if you show me a negative externality I am basically always going to say “yeah they should be made to pay for that”

they're in the mail with your Fell For It ribbon

OK Claude is fed up with me.

a mothing dream of mine has finally come true… i had my first visit from the iconic rosy maple moth! kinda speechless, it’s so hard to believe this moth is actually real… and it’s SO CUTE, and yes it is just as stunning in person as i imagined #teammoth

GARBAGE - dashare.zone ADMIN

"being vague about accusing a former friend of pedophilia is a type of transphobia" is a really great Discourse, thanks for starting it

hard to exaggerate how heroic these men were. they likely saved dozens of children's lives. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

it's actually true that you cannot fund good government entirely by taxing the rich, which is why slopulist proposals to gut the tax base are a bad idea but taxing the rich at punitive levels is a goal in and of itself, billionaires are simply too dangerous to public policy to exist