government hoe
@governmenthoe.bsky.social
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i’m woke
They put the pimple patches in target jail, just a humiliation ritual to spend $11 at this point
1 day ago
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Going back thru my old posts can’t believe they’re only getting a few likes each. I keep liking them thinking “good one that’s funny” before remembering I wrote it
9 days ago
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This guy was the most annoying anal pain in the ass and that was him ON BENZOs??? Let him keep them!!
11 months ago
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9 days ago
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I can’t tell when things are written by AI bc I have spent my whole life trying to approximate normal human speech too
9 days ago
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Of course I had to wreck my car and cause $3600 worth of damage. Why couldn’t it have killed me instead
9 days ago
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Wait imagine a mall bit instead of clothing stores it’s all the places I need to go to do my errands
13 days ago
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This old French chef is training me and I said I should clone myself to get more done and without a hint of sarcasm he said “No……no.”
15 days ago
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I quit my job to make artisan chocolate and here’s my pineapple caramels I did a nice job on them
21 days ago
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Perfect is the enemy of good, and good is the enemy of going home
22 days ago
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Justin baldoni has the contemporary type of misogyny and Blake lively has that old fashioned type of racism . Much to think about!
25 days ago
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Not now syndey sweeny
25 days ago
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Name consultant
26 days ago
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“Speed limit enforced by aircraft” like ok relax
27 days ago
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My mom bought a “”cream”” dress to wear to the wedding she insisted I have. I love this diva so much
29 days ago
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I love when everyone tells you you look tired when you are tired. Thank you
about 1 month ago
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They should let you use the carpool lane if you are very sleepy
about 1 month ago
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I’m proud of where we’re at with protein bar technology
about 2 months ago
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Brittany S.
about 2 months ago
Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
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Everyone thinks Reddit is the free speech bastion of the Internet but every single sub has 1000 obscure rules that will get your comments autodeleted
about 2 months ago
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They called it Waymo bc there’s way mo’ car accidents ?
2 months ago
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Doug
2 months ago
Get a load of this guy: (it me)
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No way
2 months ago
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Mouthwash BEFORE toothpaste. Toothpaste is the lotion of the teeth. Are u writing this down
2 months ago
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Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Wired: The Shining is a Christmas movie
3 months ago
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I might actually watch one of these football games if instead of football it was singing and instead of football players it was Olivia rodrigo
3 months ago
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Posting pho
3 months ago
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Yall were talking about kalshi so evil and I’ve been thinking it’s these divas
3 months ago
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PEOPLE >>> $$$ EVERY DAY
3 months ago
This is constantly happening. A paramilitary force is violently enforcing second-class status for nonwhite people the United States with the support of police forces across the country. Sure, ICE must be abolished, but so must every institution that supports such brutality. & this cannot be reformed
add a skeleton here at some point
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If you disrespect me even once I will send such unrelenting hateful energy to you that could feasibly blow up your house
3 months ago
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My fiance just heard now for the first time (from me) that Leo dicaprio is gay
3 months ago
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New outfit!
3 months ago
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We need chocolate peppermint stuff year round
3 months ago
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Do you keep bread in the fridge or on the counter ? Or a secret third place
3 months ago
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sadvil 😎
3 months ago
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Pope rave, trump mamdani enemies to lovers arc, a lot going on for a Friday
3 months ago
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Yes women did ruin the workplace the government should pay us to stay home and get lunch with our friends
3 months ago
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Better Things Are Possible
4 months ago
It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
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I see you’ve chosen to proceed through the intersection even though I have the right of way. Interesting! I hope your house burns down
4 months ago
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They used to be so much meaner on DWTS now they’re giving Andy richter 7s for not meeting god on the dance floor
4 months ago
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There was a couple dressed as a priest and a demon and I said my culture is not your costume (catholic) and my bf goes “what culture? Demons?”
4 months ago
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Thought of a good Xmas gift for my fiance I wish I could tell him about it
4 months ago
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Well she wants to live her life 😀 then she thinks about her life 😕
4 months ago
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Ian Boudreau
4 months ago
I think someone over here forgot to genuflect on the way in
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{waking up in the hospital after my kidney transplant} where is two time academy award nominee Jesse eisenberg Doctor: who do you think gave you the kidney
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4 months ago
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HAHAHAHH big client donated to that fuck ass ballroom and then the White House immediately turned around and acted in their exact worst interest
4 months ago
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Just got home from the taping of Robby Hoffmans special. She’s a star and I can’t believe they’re putting that on netflix
4 months ago
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I love when dems are like “yeah sure everyone would love if we could have a cool, hot, young mayor with popular ideas but that’s not reality you will take these disgusting serial sex criminals because we live in the REAL WORLD”
4 months ago
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Ikyfl
4 months ago
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GAGGGGED THAT OLD BITCH LMFAO
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4 months ago
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