we stay winning

my friends are so fucking cool

my manager assumed i knew how to pick a lock (i did) because i was transfem (he's also my friend so i thought it was funny) and i got to pick a lock for work dressed like faggot silent bob

transexuals

she's so cute

ah haha hey,,,

we took the next step in our transgender relationship

petsmart employees see two transsexual women walk in and be like Oh boy here we go

gonna go buy my doggirl a collar and leash so she doesn't get scared and lost at the diy show

damn we’re kind of cute as fuck huh

girls rule

i’m so heckin wet for you buddy

"it's fine to dream" by you are an angel my new album OUT NOW! hope you enjoy <3 awawawaworld.bandcamp.com/album/its-fi...

sorry i’m not doing discourse today instead im talking to my beautiful perfect girlfriend about our lives

my gf is talking about heckin doggos i need help

it's always two autistic bitches playing show and tell with each other until one either gets horny or thinks of a good post

wsw

in case you have forgotten it's hashtag fart life

god. i love her so fucking much

she's so fucking pretty dawg like u don't fucking get it she radiates beauty bro like i am stunlocked every time she looks at me homie i just lose myself in her eyes bud i am so fucking in love it's totally like poggers chat

Still goes super hard 🗣️🗣️🗣️

i love doing things to take care of her so much. it doesn't feel one sided bc she actually appreciates it and does so much for me too. it's just really nice :)

my gf is working and i wish she could be kissing me instead

we’re gonna take over the world babe

i wanna make show flyers again i wanna put on events and book bands i wanna revive knifepunch records i want to so bad and guess what i'm gonna do it. fuck the law.

realized i'm in too deep the other day when i told emily i'd listen to the beatles for her

Menus, but my wife makes me do parkour, which is fine too.

Wow cannot believe echo would judge me for spreading these sheets.

you’d think feral animal sex is parkour. but it’s actually menus

do u prefer menus or parkour when u have sex?

call me a crazy communist but i think people should be able to eat good food for free

GOOD MORNING LET’S GET ANGRY!!!!!! youtu.be/KaZBiMwnuBI?...

crying bc my gf is so kind and thoughtful and sweet and soft

Making a "safe space for trans folks" is not good enough Make a danger space for transphobes

gonna start an onlyfans so i can pay one of my best friends a million dollars to give me and my gf tattoos i hope for all of ur support in this endeavor thanks

ai can't steal sparkles from me, im simply too good at them

don't fall for yr cis gf's manipulation tactics, let me break y'all up so u can be in a beautiful t4t relationship that changes ur life

please venmo us $5 if u look at this photo due to the uncensored feet, thanks!

let go of that grudge. the one you hold for the person that hurt you the most. let yourself heal. give them the space they need to say everything you've needed them to.

having a mom that calls you her beautiful daughter really fucking rules

last night during the open mic emily kept making eye contact with me and smiling during really gay parts of songs and it was so cute and my heart melted each time and i'll never shut up about how fucking rad love is and how much i love us

THINK WE COULD MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL

the best part of rekindling the relationship with my mom so far is now i have someone that HAS to listen to me gush about my beautiful girlfriend

she's so fucking pretty dawg like u don't fucking get it she radiates beauty bro like i am stunlocked every time she looks at me homie i just lose myself in her eyes bud i am so fucking in love it's totally like poggers chat

well batman, looks like you caught me in a bit of a pickle

wsw

this performative female and her matcha smh

u ever just go outside to get high and watch the trains pass?

thinking about a gay woman.

*the people’s riddler voice*