the poop magician: is this your turd? me: ...no?.. PM: check your pants.... me: !!!!!!

do u want a cheap cd in a sick recycled slipcase w/ a bunch of shit from me on it and also give me money to help pay for ubers to the fuckin doctors office because my nuts hurt? cause u could do both of those at once by buying this wonderful compact disc. The Format Of The Future

i can attest, some of the sickest loot drops in the entire world are off someone who bought shit from voiddweller

do u want a cheap cd in a sick recycled slipcase w/ a bunch of shit from me on it and also give me money to help pay for ubers to the fuckin doctors office because my nuts hurt? cause u could do both of those at once by buying this wonderful compact disc. The Format Of The Future

i i can't type out the alt text for that one i'm sorry it's so fucking long

look at these bad boys, u want to own one SOOOOO bad

I deleted the thread on emotional crash outs because I can say it more succinctly like this: Check on your emotionally reserved friends. A lot of us don't express distress openly and many people mistake that for invulnerability or hypercompetence. I find that especially true among trans people.

had to leave work early today due to continuing ball hurt, if u wanted to pick one of these up id rly appreciate it

Here's another study examining why the need for a more technologically-skilled workforce incentivises recruitment from more affluent backgrounds, looking over a time period from 1979 to 2008:

music video coming in like a week lol

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look at these bad boys, u want to own one SOOOOO bad

dang u want to buy a cd soooooooooooooo bad voiddweller000.bandcamp.com/album/voiddw...

a lot of yall have a thick ass and a beautiful heart and it shows

pete's of hut

pointing a gun at my own head, driving erratically, screaming I GOTTA GET TO THERAPY

skateboard video game

this cures what ails me every time

i didn't used to care for ms rachel particularly but i got positively polarized towards her by people acting like freaks. now i would die for ms rachel

☝️☝️☝️ 🤣 😭

i saw a tiktok about how eating your twin in the womb in childhood is a sign of picky eating and i can't stop thinking about it

squinting thru the dust OH FUCK SHE CAN MOVE ANY AMOUNT OF SQUARES DUDE WE GOTTA *GO*

music video coming in like a week lol

I’m dropping a lot of weight bc I can’t afford food, which is a Bad Thing to be doing during surgery recovery & the SNAP interview line has hung up on me every time I’ve called so I just like. I’m. Would someone like to buy my brushes and presets

potion seller video is the most accurate representation of navigating trans healthcare

Please send tips !!

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

The United States is the world's biggest enemy

They should make a double sided cigarette like darth maul's lightsaber

a thread for everyone who begs me to write about video games again I wrote for Polygon, Game Informer, IGN , GameSpot , The Daily Mail , Tom’s Guide , Prima Games ETC !! from 2009-2024 They stopped accepting pitches and fuckin w me when politics changed I went independent and am better for it

Not everyone knows this but a not so fun fact is that Riley edited two novels for me and uhhh im not good at selling my novels???? And so I still owe Riley money. They would be struggling less if I didn’t still own them $1500+ dollars for editing me my unsold books LMAO and If I wasn’t broke 🤣😭💀

I have a HUGE ask from someone that can afford to support a broke artist carving her way into the world Evil Vampire Woman’s FIRST live show is Sunday at 8 PM, in Brooklyn, NY. My sister in law lives in Brooklyn. I can crash on her couch and do journalism on this for free MINUS a plane ticket

I've only had this folding phone for 82 days and i already have an obnoxious ass dead pixel in the fold of the screen lol

it smells like weed and dryer sheets outside

its a motherfucker, dont you know if they push that button, your ass has got to go music.youtube.com/watch?v=vrwA...

like some sort of reverse Santa Claus

idk if in gonna be able to press cds of it before this new album comes out tbh so sorry abt that

need the 90s ad budget to do a photoshoot for 'Fine, Whatever!' of someone in a full latex bodysuit wearing an alien head in a rundown hotel, sitting on a toilet, with the words 'tired of normal?' written in lipstick on the mirror or something.

It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.

They looked like this and the idea was that you watch for the canary to start acting weird, then sealed the box and opened the oxygen tank, keeping it from experiencing the worst of poisoning.

reminder for "allies" that the canary dies in the metaphor if you have the numbers and power, and we don't, who do you think has to take charge and stop all of this from happening? don't let us die