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Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor

As an Asian, cabbage is very good. As an American, I know when the media starts talking about how cabbage is very good it means we’re about to get real poor

i'm thinking i'm probably going to make voiddweller benefit comp tapes b/c i have a bunch of tapes that need recycled and i'm like disgustingly broke and idk how i'm gonna pay rent rn lol

Palantir used to have affinity groups and DEI as late as 2022, and I had the logos saved on my phone because they pissed me off so much and of course they buried those pages. But I never forgot.

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

if this flag offends u... i'll help u pack

This post is seared into my mind

"darkstalkers fucking rules" - @jewishkonata.bsky.social everytime we play darkstalkers

now claimed! ty :)

voiddweller000.bandcamp.com/merch/voiddw... only one more of these left if somebody wants it

I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this.

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

when you die I hope it hurts the whole fucking time voiddweller000.bandcamp.com/track/vicera...

AVERAGE HEALTH SONG: no one knows why they feel just so long as feelings real AVERAGE HEALTH FAN: i own $500 in designer butt plugs

you've got to build a website

they fucking ddosed themselves, man

getting motivation for a volume two, anyone think they may wanna contribute?

isn't not doing shit like this half of what sun tzu talks about?

who the fuck let me have free will and why does "quagmire, I've got poopies" sound so good

You expect adults to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like the Pacific Northwest where I might get cucked for being myself.

hey go checkout my friend's album it rips and give her money for it

this is fucking nuts:

tbh, peel off at least a few $. but, don't miss this release. just grab it voiddweller000.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-y...

(Sharing my game because I realise it's still relatively obscure and it would be awesome if more people heard about it so I can maybe eventually support myself through my game dev alone) store.steampowered.com/app/2204900/...

I LIKE TO IMAGINE THIS THING IS THE SIZE OF A BUILDING.

hey do u remember this album i made a few weeks ago? it's still pretty good if u haven't checked it out yet & i'd really appreciate it if u could maybe throw a couple bucks my way about it because i'm really fuckin broke rn real bad lol

I thought this article was great but one thing I would just add, personally, is that I enjoy the sensation of control. Spotify can remove/censor an album tomorrow but unless my apartment burns down I've got the vinyl/CD/tape right here, and it's the same as when I bought it.

bottoming for the first time since SRS and putting a whoopee cushion inside my pussy so the sex is more familiar

illustration, dreamcast magazine (1998) archive.org/details/drea...

How it feels to use bluesky rn:

Not going to lie it really sucks yelling “these jokes enable people to strip us of our humanity and you’re abetting that please listen” for years only to be told to shut up repeatedly and then those punching down on us realize they’ve associated with people who actually want to hurt us.

Exactly one year ago today:

ok who want me

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

bsky is already in its rate limit exceeded era it took Twitter 15 years to get here and we did it in 3 That's the power of AI

Hey you know the VR game Robo Recall? One of the better VR games imo. But the main thing is It has that classic thing: an office chair with one fucked wheel, so when you roll it it kinda pivots extra much around that wheel. On the physics asset, the wheels are all capsules except that one's a cube

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

- art of war is a foundational text that everyone should read - art of war being foundational is funny, it just has a bunch of common sense shit like "make sure your army is fed" - art of war is a foundational text that everyone should read

i think everyone should just make and update their own lil websites and then text or email or call their friends when they add something new i think that could bring social back to media

this website is straight up non-functional rn lol

an even slightly competent team would be ready to rollback the changes that resulted in this, but since claude does all the code they can't even manage that

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