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Therian women who date Catalonian men expose them to therian culture and ethics in gaming journalism.

this app is genuinely so ass it's so cool when basic functionality breaks and your only recourse is "lol restart it xd" I wish jeromy johnson's parents had asked "why" instead of conceiving him

i would be the Gendo Ikari of devouring spicy white coomers

guy who messages you about your "bewbs =]"

god forbid a woman have hobbies

just frankensteined a sex toy out of an electric toothbrush, packing tape, and a candlestick holder. my pussy feeling like shinzo abe getting blasted with The Contraption

mods are asleep, become Kirby 💕still round💕

trans woman is the rape victim of gender no i will not elaborate

forget rawdawging street e, i *make* the street e man. i rule the nickels

i was out with my wife getting lunch when one of her friends from college approached us. she said to my wife "i didn't realize you lost your gold star in the past ten years" but without skipping a beat my wife said she still had it!

I forgot I doodled some deltarunes yesterday

"is that your magic staff" no its my hitting people stick. hits you btw

lmfao

does anyone wanna hit a broke birthday girl with a bit of cash... 👉👈

its my freakin birthday

well well well if it isn’t the footjob sisters

labubu simmons, war correspondent

testing the ball mech in psycho patrol r

figured out how to add a silencer to any weapon

My dog has no idea he’s at his own birthday party and honestly that feels on brand.

Yes, wolves exist to satisfy a demigirl mindset.

folks,

birthday tomorrow

world building be like "this is my rig worker oc. his name is Oil Derek"

men these days wouldn’t even be fit to carry his flame

the first step of bottom surgery will be a visit from the Explosive Ordnance Disposal squad to defuse this bomb ass pussy

i literally have 10 usd to my name rn fjgjubfkbjvb

hey so i have like 10 dollars to my name can anyone help i also have a paypal if needed

dawg im off the shit lately i just need one good animation of a fat woman getting absolutely fucked by a hot robot girl/plane girl just ONE that would fix me

im inventing new reddit slang that combines "girl penis" into "genis"

newly surfaced video reportedly shows how shooter pregamed in hotel room prior to arrest

hey so i have like 10 dollars to my name can anyone help i also have a paypal if needed

vetkirkinarian here! charlie kirks only slump over when theyre happy

it probably felt good as fuck to get kirked out

I appreciate it so much! We have to help each other! I know some folks prob think I (frequently 🤠) crash out bc of the lack of funds Not necessarily It’s bc I know we’re all capable of taking care of each other and it is upsetting when that falls short I have high expectations for us all🌈

environmentalism + colonizing the British = fundamental rights

hi everyone im tweeting again im sorry for having a menty b on the timeline the other day a lot of brainworms and shit was hitting me all at once and it made me feel really sad and alone so i had to cut down on online for a bit if ur reading this i love u

i just had a dream that i had come into possession of a partly cyborg pet tanuki. he was incredibly sweet and friendly and always eager to be petted but also always just a little mischievous. now i'm sad to be awake.

i grew up playing melee on my friends gamecube it's a lovely console with good games and i approve of everyone to love it. your nostalgia is now validated. come play a set with me

sorry

good mollys arent seen or heard

i am the worst voice in the chorus and i should be silent

kind of day where im aware that the two choices are ignored and judged i want neither!

i hate me too

i should not be here

do i deserve peace

i mean i suck pretty bad

i think some people view me as a nuisance at best because i pattern match with some people who suck

i shouldnt have to be