Oh and at one point, one cop pepper-sprayed another cop. (Around the 12-second mark.)

@profanity.accountant lmk bb

I'm making a moon crater for my final, 20th level session of my 4-year long 5e Dungeons and Dragons campaign and wanted to share the in-progress pictures (in part because it'll keep me working so I don't slack off 😂) Next steps: first coat of plaster, then add bottlecaps to create smaller craters.

Hate to be posting this on a holiday, but there's been renewed interest in the CIA-backed Zero Units in Afghanistan. Here's a good summary of @propublica.org's 2022 reporting on the units and just some of the civilian casualties they were responsible for:

Reminder: frozen turkey cooks best in the deep fryer

USian is funny and goofy and definitely unnecessary, but the discourse around it starts to approach "honkey is a slur" very quickly.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

So close!

on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think

An amazing new Trump controversy, Part II of II: - Saturday afternoon: Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro the night before and planned to see him “in the very near future” - Monday afternoon: The Trump White House isn’t sure whether Trump actually had the conversation he referenced two days earlier

How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages. Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

waymo ceo: we plan for fatal crashes and society will learn to accept them roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES

Just call me Bari Weiss coz I put in the least amount of effort I could but I still got 60 minutes

Today is an excellent day to restore Link’s account, as other people who did the exact same thing were only given short suspensions. He was one of the most positive voices here and he deserves to be reinstated.

Saw someone in a hoodie that said "Keep pushing! Trust the process!" and immediately had this thought.

Call me the Grinch ‘cause I’ll take no L

Ja'Marr Chase should have gotten a second game added for lying about it TBH.

I can't stop watching this game-winning punt from Ethan Evans. The Seahawks could easily have won this game and every inch counted. As a Rams fan, I suppose I'd rather be lucky than good, but I sure like getting to be both. 😁

The Rams absolutely needed a healthy dose of luck to get away with the win today, which is astounding when your defense spots you four INTs. The Seahawks are always a tough draw, and Seattle in mid-December is going to be wild. Looking forward to the rematch and as always, fuck the 49ers.

The radio announcer for the Rams - "Four interceptions! And Midnight Mode has turned Sam Darnold into a pumpkin!"

🤣 nice try, Cooooop.

Very real scorigami watch!

I haven't had a custom jersey in years. I have to wrap this up and put it under the tree after the game. But go Rams! Horns up, midnight mode activated, etc. (And sorry, Kyren, it was my number first)

I would really really love to see the stats on just how many field goals have been kicked on 1st down in NFL history. It's gotta be a pretty short list.

The last two minutes of the Dolphins/Commanders game have been an absolutely perfect argument for firing McDaniel even if they somehow win this game. What a complete shitshow.

Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators

When my friend says he bought a PC game through the Epic store

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Had a bunch of Seahawks fans on my Rams feed and it's so bizarre to me that they're such haters. I've been a Rams fan so long that the Seahawks were my "AFC team," coz Brian Bozworth was so cool. Even after the realignment, I was happy for them when we were awful and they were beating the 9ers.

Thursday Night Football doing a Cheers bit about the Patriots without licensing the song was an awful choice. Just really flat. Maybe it's just me.

Mostly I was just curious what one of these would look like for a perennial reply guy.

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random reminder psa to whoever needs it that if you are on feminizing hrt and use nicotine you extremely should quit aside from the other reasons because of a substantial blood clot risk increase (particularly if you're on oral pills) and reduced feminization effectiveness. the stuff is real bad!!!!

Hearing Brittany Snow as @mandy-matney.com start with the "I don't know who killed..." actually gave me goosebumps. The Murdaugh show on Hulu has been a hell of a show.

spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite

if you work for doordash, contact me on signal at marisakabas.04

Whether you read it as Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, GEB by Hofstadter, or the proof of the Geometric Langlands Conjecture, there is this self referential brainworm that will rewrite your understanding of reality from the inside out. Especially if you read all three of those things.

all the time people tell me they’re angry at trans people yelling at them on the internet. these people, mostly cis but even some who are trans, tell me: “this is why they hate you.” if only any of those people stopped to consider the internet is one of the few spaces we have any power at all.

Someone else can do the math on the astronomical amount of interest you'd pay over that time, but if you bought a house with a 50yr mortgage on your 18th birthday, you'd be eligible for full social security retirement before you paid it off.

I was too lazy to do a better job in the character creator but I have to say that the Anti-Consumerist achievement in The Outer Worlds 2 is truly, incredibly annoying. Just a deeply obnoxious time. But I laughed enough times at "Carl Marks" that it helped me through it.

This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain? MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.

Convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at the minimum-security Texas facility the Trump administration transferred her to. "The institution is run in an orderly fashion which makes for a safer more comfortable environment." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

"Matthew Stafford in his 17th season - some guys just don't know when to retire!" - Tom Brady 😂

jonathan taylor today

It's not just you, everyone.