i am at the diner >:3

"i'm locked and loaded" is a way hornier sounding phrase now than it probably was when they made it up

I was just thinking how hard it is to say you want a relationship that isn't sexual or romantic, but is physical. Everything means sex 😭 IRL I'm not really interested in either, but I would kill for a friend who felt comfortable holding hands or cuddling up for a show or literally sleeping together

i love being alive sorry i love that you are all alive sorry

the way some girls feel about trains or planes i feel about construction and maintenance work . the way a tiny staircase on the corner of the street unfolds into an underground world

Me playing Super Mario Bros at age 10 when I lose all my lives on the Hammer Bros section of World 8-3

if you ever take people complaining about millennial cringe personally im sorry but this means youre millennial cringe

I think onions should be in less things because I don't like onions

okay but did you get called the f slur in high school for being gay or for being a loser nerd because there's a difference sorry

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the NYT political desk is facing facts: their boy Trump is in a terminal political spiral and it's time to start polishing the next right-wing turd

I don't think it's a "problem" that there are fewer teen pregnancies. I think fewer teen pregnancies is a good thing, actually,

Setting aside all other questions about impeachment, the idea that trying it against a president everybody hates would be a political *loser* for the opposition party is preposterous. Just say you don't want to work! It's more relatable

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

Seems that Israel earlier today has permanently kicked Spain out of the multinational "ceasefire monitoring" headquarters in Kiryat Gat. Netanyahu also threatens other countries and says they will pay an "immediate price" for waging a "diplomatic war".

this is a faggot zone, only certified faggots are allowed here

Thinking about that old post that was rightfully condemned where that guy was like “normalise non-HRT transness and show [kids] how sexy and powerful it is” and then the r/MtF situation, plus Epstein, like imo being against HRT for minors really just shows that your allegiance is to the pedophiles

idiot is working again staring into this weird clacky thing wtaf im right here dingus give ttentions

just like all art, intentional mechanical design of games reveals the fetishes of those who like and make the art. for example, battle garegga is about how i want to die a lot, and unbeatable is a game about how you cant see your feet if you have big boobs,

Pope Leo:

Big! Party!!! Tonight!!!!!

i will NOT ask if my face is clocky. i will NOT ask if my hands are clocky. i will NOT ask if my legs are clocky.

my silly little stickers

This is SO cool. This is an online exhibition, a "Virtual Autistic Memes Museum" and the link preview doesn't give it enough justice. You click to walk around and look at the different pieces selected (there are even plants decorating the museum!!) check it out! #NothingAboutUsWithoutUs

HEADS UP! The SkylordZoey with two Rs in their name and the wrong discord profile picture is not me. Please report the account, thanks.

doki doki literature club removed from google play for violating their terms on sensitive content if we don’t stop the safetyists soon then eventually the only legal media will be pop-up books that teach you how to tie your shoes

pancake girl 🥞 #art

gargoyle girl

Beauty salon (2021・再掲) 蟹＋理髪の組み合わせ好き🦀 #illustration #illust #art #artwork #procreat

rotating the n64dd bios boot logo in my head rn

Now this one I believe he wrote 😂

I worked on a story for a year… and…he just… tweeted it out

Okay I looked it up. “slurs” is a bigoted slur against homosexual folks.

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place. We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human. Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com. s.team/a/4533950

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Great article on railways and wider urban planning challenges worksinprogress.co/issue/why-ja...

what a glorious time capsule of this broken moment we are in

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ https://theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-american-people-deserve-a-president-1835697625/

I do find it ironic how we have to have all these delicate conversations about what to do about ICE when Trump and co. have executive fiated USAID, DOE, the Wilson Center, institute of peace, CFPB, and now the Forest service

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

The obvious answer here is that the student protest movement was broadly smeared as anti-semitic and aligned with terrorists, and a variety of institutions from government, media and the universities acted as if that smear was true, threatening, suspending, expelling and even deporting students.

i love love 🥺🥺🥺

[learning that two friends are crushing] oomfie and oomfie sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

liberals love to get on this website and say "the greatest threat to america at this moment is women on the internet i don't like"

“Eh looks like we got some kinda loose cable danglin’ off the Hunter’s main battery. Might’ve just been left by a crow bot but could I need to check it out anyway. I’ll update you if it’s something needs hitting back in place.”

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

woke shit in my pokemon games smh my