On this day Sonic is 35 years old and Shadow is 25 years old. Thats right Sonic is a millennial and Shadow is a zoomer.

north carolina sucks ass

hey do you guys ever think about how prison as a concept is like really fucked up

i actually kinda think it sucks how many people stopped reaching out and responding to me the second i stopped being useful to them. kinda like, i don't deserve friends if i'm not bending over backwards for everyone in my life at all times.

i hate remembering that dumb asses exist please stop quote posting them to prove a point

through girl love, all things are possible. so jot that down

she makes me believe i can do anything

dmv stands for Dick My Vagina

i got so high last night that i realized i wanted to be a mother.

idk if i've mentioned this before but i'm like, extremely in love

no matter what i do i can't seem to get my girlfriend pregnant

i love being unplugged (forgetting my phone at home while we go on our little adventures)

they should make it so minecraft doesn't suck ass

no offense but i love seeing old lesbians in love it rocks

pissing bidet water out of my ass as a form of protest

someone give me a job so i can finally buy deltarune

emily's ex and my ex should meet up i really think they'd both find the love they deserve

my ex has learned that emily and i are together and she was mean to me bc she thought we would get back together some day lmfao amd then was like "why didn't you tell me sooner" and i was like well this is why bc ur mean to me sometimes!!! especially when ur sad! and kinda immature!!!!!

u ever think about how cool and nice and resourceful and smart and creative my gf is?

sorry for being full of love and optimism it will happen again

a d&d campaign but everyone has to hand craft a puppet of their character and act out scenes with it instead of just telling me what they wanna do

little miss leaks from making out

KNIFE PUNCH TELE VISION

guys. guys you gotta help me. i smoked the weed that gives you autism

jess new girl is SOOO tgirl coded it’s not even funny

i now love the transsexual show New Girl

nice day babe

if someone said "see you tomorrow afternoon" and showed up around five in the pm i would kill myself!!!

i need to chain smoke a whole pack of cigarettes bc emily's whole concept of time is gaslighting me rn

she fills me up in more than one way 😏

you’d think this was a sex thing but actually i just bought her a bunch of chinese food and she got full

gf got me pregnant

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i do this thing i call "running the train" on my gf where when a train comes by i run to my gf before it passes to give her a kiss

thinking about taking a trip to the i pissed my pants factory

genuinely can not believe that grindr hasn't been a coffee blogging app this whole time

someone should teach me how to use computer

INSTAGRAM MORE LIKE INSTASUCKASS

little cute soul eater excalibur tattoo 💙 not my usual thing but i love a fun custom idea

there should be an easier way to get my edited photos from my laptop to instagram for phone since instagram web sucks ass

only on nintendo switch too

one must imagine a 2am wake up tour that comes to YOUR town

even through the horrors, life rocks

my dad said that's what they're saying on joe rogan podcast

i fucking LOVE the beat off

sorry for lying about being sorry for gay rocking

sitting here staring out the window like a puppy waiting for her owner to get back home

just burst into tears thinking about what if i started losing my memory and what if she was stuck dealing with it and now i'm crying again thinking about it and how so many things seem scary when you have stuff to live for

this girl got me listening to pop songs and radio rock i can't believe i'm this gay

sorry for gay rocking