I might be still in the middle of unpacking after my move, but being a sicko for the Orlando Magic never stops.

Jinx is settling in nicely

We’re moving tomorrow and I had to pack up all my records. The back of 1000 gecs is haunting me.

They made my tattoo real.

I wish there was an app I could talk to people about this :(

Founding Fathers were big time jabroni’s. Gonna get really drunk today though!

Guy just walked up to me at the gym and asked “are you a chef?” “No” “Oh but you have so many tattoos?”

Back when I was still coaching water polo this was a common tough conversation I had to have with parents. Kids who literally just picked up the sports were asking if they were gonna get a scholarship. Buddy…..no lol.

I refuse to believe this is the app for sports sicko’s when good jokes like this go unappreciated

What is it, Mario Hezonja?

Criterion Collection is 50% off at Barnes and Noble. Gonna have to get a BluRay player lol.

Ready to become mayor of Fort Lauderdale

Upon rewatching when it came back out in theaters, I forgot how funny Shin Godzilla is. The scenes of them ending one meeting to start a new meeting down the hall while Godzilla is blowing up the city are so so good.

We asked 10 Trump voters what their favorite joke format was and the answer might shock you

I have lived in Florida my entire life. Every minute causes .1 poison damage to my health.

On one hand, I hate the Heat more than any other team in sports, so I’m unhappy seeing them get another superstar. On the other, of course the Kalshi grifter wants to be in Miami. Glad they gave up their entire roster!

I can’t imagine something I’m less interested in.

Had no opinion on Australia’s soccer team before today, but now I loathe them.

Isn’t it awesome owning a phone in 2026? I love getting calls all day from unknown numbers!

I’ll vote for whoever runs on turning this into a giant koi pond.

Shout out to my precious Solar Bears

lol

Dude.

Their mayor is Muslim My girlfriend is Jewish I saw Mount Eerie live Knicks in Five

The Dark Inverse of Ska:

Thank god I played water polo for 15 years

Can’t imagine how Knicks fans are feeling this morning. If my Magic pulled that off I think I’d still be running around outside.

NBA teams were 4-750 when down by 20 or more in the 4th quarter of a playoff game over the last 30 years. They are now 5-750. Knicks come back from 20 in the fourth quarter, the second time they've come back from down 20 in the fourth THIS POSTSEASON.

I was yelling Oh My God for like 5 minutes straight, I can’t imagine how Knicks fans feel

So funny that everyone is just gonna blame Trump. Knicks in 5.

Go Rays

We went into the swamps of Florida to ask the local alligators their thoughts on tariffs

I’d be fascinated to find out if people in other parts of the country could tell I’m from Florida.

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

Deadwood (HBO, 2004-2006)

Moving into an apartment for the first time in a while. Anyone have recommendations for a good amp for bedroom recording at lower volume?

I love KAT. He’s gotten so much shit over his career and had so much heartbreak, but he’s incredible.

it’s like i’ve always said: you never want to bounce the ball off the back of your own teammate’s head from 10 feet away in the backcourt while tied in the final minute of Game 2 of the NBA Finals

Wemby got binged and he got bonged

Teammate Shaq: here comes my poop!

This fuck ass website is trying to tell me this team wouldn’t go 82-0

Selling stuff on Reverb dot com is so funny because I’m already giving absurdly good deals just to move things, and I still have guys sending me lowball offers.

Basketball is so back

It costs fucking $250 to pack and ship a guitar to California with fedex good lord

I’ve noticed that no matter how good of a team you have, if it has James Harden, it cannot go 82-0. Even the computer doesn’t trust him.

Warriors Wilt is a cheat code in this game