THEY WANT T SHIRTS @rockies.com

I’m so distracted by the shirtless boys and I don’t even know what’s happening in the field anymore.

More and more half naked boys/men at the @rockies.com

I’m sorry, Jordan, that’s the worst Dinger drawing ever.

Boys are stripping for the Rockies.

taco’s!!!

Hello from Coors Field where the Rockies are currently winning against the Astros.

Shifting sports. Come on, Nuggets!!

I know Troy hasn’t been with the Rockies long because he says things like “it’s hard not to have fun in the big leagues” Let me tell you about the year 2025 Rockies season, my friend.

Omg, that purple furry jacket is gorgeous

Serious suggestion: let's send a poet to the Moon. No knock on the science nerds, who are load bearing, but maybe we need to diversify our space dorks and include an English major.

Why’d you have to ruin our fun by ending the inning, Astros?

Omg, Kyle Karros. You could do something.

Hahahaha. Best inning. Just hope Rockies can hold it.

In news: Rockies get taco’s

Rockies smelling taco’s

BRING DOUG UP

Baby bunny boy. #cats

The Rockies have Risen to get win #3 in Mark Wahlberg’s 50 win challenge

The Rockies have NOT lost the game, 4-1. Their record is now 3 wins and 6 losses.

Wooo, Rockies win!!

Ha, just realized two Colorado teams beat two Texas teams today.

Kinda fun to watch White Sox win, Avs win, and Nuggets win all in one day. Can @denversummitfc.bsky.social and @colorado-rockies9.bsky.social be next??

Hahaha, oh Jokić.

It’s Rockies Home Opener!

Hey, White Sox won’t lose today.

Did it again. First series win in the first week of the season. Who is this team?

Hahaha, love that the “Five more runs until we get tacos” bug shows up in the 10th inning.

Alright, McCarthy! Tie ballgame.

Knew they had one win in them!

Rockies win!

Rockies and White Sox have won their first game! They still have identical records.

Dollander has thrown in relief as many pitches as the starter. 🤣

Just setting up the double play, right, Rockies?

What are you doing, Rockies

Rockies just taking it. 🤣

White Sox win!!

My most recent copy arrived today! Thank goodness. Needed it.

For real, I was probably about 16, visiting my grandma in Illinois, using the basement shower room my grandpa built, and there was an old Reagan calendar on the wall. My grandpa had been dead for years at that point, but I was disturbed.

Hoping the ChiSox can get a win against the Marlins. Tired of watching the Marlins win against the Rockies.

Literally watched both of my teams blow their games late.

They did a worse job than the Rockies.

Weeeellll, White Sox now trying to Rockie this game.

Since the Rockies failed, while my other team get their first win today?? Come on, ChiSox.

Rockies are rockying.

SHELVE YOUR PICKAXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ANXIETY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

#CSURams women looking good so far! #proudtobe #ncaawbb

It’s the CSU alumni game — get David Roddy into this Nuggets game. @nuggets.bsky.social

I would like to apologize. My spouse said “I’d rather have a shutout” and the Sirens scored 3 unanswered goals. He regrets this statement. #pwhl