Criminalize civilian fireworks

Elvis Sneering in her sleep 🤣

Tea time

KING DUN DROPPED THIS 👑 (also what a voice on this man, jinkies. lad could read a grocery list and it'd sound sexy as hell, dang.)

A dessert for your holiday menu: Reflecting Pool Jello. 🇺🇸 💚

Uggghhhhh my Kaeya nendo is *in Portland* but it won't arrive today bc of the stupid holiday who gives a shit about murrica's fkn birthday what about the like THREE birthdays I've had waiting for this nendo to be released huh???

Coworker asked if I minded hanging around so he could go buy a vape refill, since it's actually been a pretty chill morning. And I'm like for holiday pay? ABSOLUTELY I will hang around, take your time. 👍👍👍👍

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.

Spot on. #Supergirl

Y'all what are the best like. Flavorings to dump into a bottle of water. Idgaf about energy or electrolytes, like if it's good for u gr8 but I want something to put in water to make it a flavor and I want it to be inexpensive and delicious. Preferably lemonade varieties and raspberry. RECOMMEND PLS

Ohhhh I have found. A very good pen. This is mine now.

They gotta start making pink consoles again

-Notice News 1/ "YES: Mamdani's administration just funded New York City's first-ever pet food pantry program.

Mwahahah success!! I have gotten one of the PM guys doing 24 hour clock on the tracking forms.

my spanish is so rusty i did not catch 90% of what this child outside just said but they growlscreamed it like a pro wrestler doing a heel bit and all i caught was the final GrrrrRRRRANDEEEEEEEEE and i'm cracking the fuck up.

Expert Problem Solving - Gator Days

MY NENDO IS IN CALIFORNIA. S O O N. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WaY...

xfinity what the fuck. my WHAT are 97th in line? this isn't even a you're* mistake, like. fr, wtf.

💫 REMINDER We're halfway there! Just two weeks left until The Boughtique closes its doors! Dainsleif still has a lot of outfits to show off for you, so don't miss out! 🛍️ dainfashionzine.bigcartel.com 📅 June 19th - July 17th

Stg like half the cars I've parked tonight the backup cameras are just straight up calibrated wrong. The extraneous dozens of lines and boxes assure me I've parked perfectly straight alone the curb. I check the side mirror and I'm CLEARLY at like a 13° angle. Please use ur mirrors guys I'm begging.

Why do the commission scammers think barging into ppls DMs is the way to go. Like even if someone was thinking about commissioning some art there's a reason the buyer usually does their own shopping, jeez. Fkn weirdos.

Another piece from January 2026

"Look at how they want to make life EASIER and SAFER and ACTUALLY WORTH LIVING!!! Sickening!!!!"

My parents were low income so I often just browsed game shops as a kid. Sometimes mum let me get a game. It'd cost her whole day's wage and a chunk of our rent. Dad once told me to check under the car seat and Pokemon Red was there in a bag. Ownership isn't the only thing we lose with physical media

Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries

come what may 🌌 Desert expedition gone wrong, now it's a race for survival 🌌 21k words 🌌 Rated T 🌌 Lots of angst 🌌 For kaylaspov (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ archiveofourown.org/works/87353951 #haikaveh #kavetham #haikavetham

Time for an artist classic image

She and Eula should hang out. Just sayin.

#GenshinImpact #Odette ◆ Name: Odette ◆ Title: Swirling Snow ◆ Prima Ballerina of the Korolevskiy Troupe ◆ Stellar Linchpin: Cryo ◆ Constellation: Cygnus Olor

*drops new Ifa doodle and runs away* #ifa #genshinimpact

My first #artfight attack this year! For mioloon 💚 [ #artfight2026 #af26 #oc #art #digitalart ]

Love when someone has my shitty ex's uncommon surname and I'm forced to remember she exists, ugh

Do we think Mondstadt does the super oldschool thing where a female knight is Dame, or the more progressive female knights are also Sir or maybe it's spelled Ser. I like both, I see merit to both, but I think I prefer the latter cuz if you called Eula "Dame" she'd kick your ass.

Aliens have the chance to do the funniest thing on Saturday

Fireworks starting already. It isn't even fucking dark. I am getting no fucking sleep this week. I hate summer

Love when a service only has options that don't work for me, for no good reason, and when I try and accommodate from my end they just all become Jared, Nineteen. INSTRUCTIONS WERE IN BIG BLACK LETTERS ON THE FUCKING DOOR. SO DID YOU NOT ACTUALLY SHOW UP, OR CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ?

i forgot how fkn delicious 胡麻和え is oh my god. why do i so infrequently make this???? (bc it can't be frozen and fresh produce goes bad in like ten minutes, that's why, hhhhhhhh)

If it isn't the neighbors below it's the maintenance guys above and I am so fucking tired of how LOUD life constantly fkn is can I please get a mute button

Us fandom adults should really just go on strike. 3 months minimum where we don't post fic, we don't comment, we don't buy merch. Then we’ll see how fun the Lego Ninjago community is for anyone under 60 😂

Anti-shipping ain’t it chief. signed, an OG Fandom Mama

the opposite of professional is not confessional and this amuses me greatly.

my apologies in advance for the angry bitch this weekend is going to make out of me. HBD murrica, you shambling corpse of a joke of a civilized country. istfg i will shove a lit firecracker up a MAGAt's ass for every hour of utterly unwarranted merriment i am exposed to at my stupid fucking job.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

the three genders.

guys i was so strong and brave i went to hang my laundry and there was this GARGANTUAN SPIDER that had built a web on my laundry rack (it was like the size of my entire thumbnail okay we're talking Shelob here okay) and i said i was very sorry but he had to relocate cuz i can't have spiders in my +

Literally tapping the sign.