The humble Orange Speckled Flunkey. #moths #bugs #insects

Did it look like there was anyone at the cricket ground as you passed? Not a Dickie Bird!

Just heard someone asking a colleague to run their eyes over something, and it reminded me of this that I drew years ago

The BBC x

Can't believe nobody's said The Labour Party yet....

Random item appeared in one of my feeds today. Men in kilts doing yoga @marvth3martian.bsky.social @mikeo-g.bsky.social

Spotted Dick Crossing the Fillipino with next door's Northener Five go off in a Caravan

What happened to Vincent van Gogh after he took Tylenol? He became artistic

Has Trump held a conference selling his own cures like last time yet?

😂😅🤣

Visiting Old Blighty. Taking great joy in crossing the road at the red man with impunity. Disappointing in fact when it turns green

Impudent Hussies

Book Cover of the Day:

*signs up for next five Dr Who Conventions*

Drop something HORNED

Drop something HORNED

Don't know about the rapture, but I have been ready to sublime for a while now

Truly inspirational words with which to start your week ❤️

Hot desking implies the existence of ugly desking. #TakeTwo

"Well, sir? Is it a wheat 'sheaf' or a wheat 'sheath'?" "Can I answer ye in medium of contemporary dance?" #girlsowncc

I hate people who have pet peeves. Peeves need to be able to run free on the steppes.

Want one

This cassette:

Queen, Simon & Garfunkel, Chris DE Burgh, Vivaldi, Jasper Carrot

noʎ ɹoɟ sı ɓop pɹɐʍuʍop ɟı ɹoʇɔop ɹnoʎ ʞsɐ

Wedding Anniversaries: 1 year - Nail Varnish. 2 years - Tracker Bars. 3 years - Polystyrene. 4 years - Ruud Gullit. 5 years - Tarpaulin. 6 years - Blancmange. 7 years - HDMI Cable. 8 years - Hedex. 9 years - Lynx Africa. 10 years - Milk.

Yazio has everything except Gardening and Demolition work. Might substitute in one of the sexes

It feels like a Sunday. Glad it's not

Nobody wears chimneys on their head anymore and that's sad

"Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves." -Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space

Don't talk to me until I've had my morning leave me alone for five to seven working days

Sky really need to think about updating their TV guide pictures. #scd

Albi bins. The famous Toulouse red bricks are used for all important structures in the Toulouse region.

😂 Wish they could have made a Red Dwarf film, it would have been a classic

Call of the Wilde I can draw one of these for you if you like. All my cartoons are drawn to order, they're not prints. www.worldofmoose.com/products/cal...

The Pina Colada song is realising after 20-something years of fruit salad and cream, you quite fancy profiteroles. But the you realise fruit salad is still actually very good

Sunshine Of Your Love is one of the best songs ever written...apart from Agadoo, The Birdie Song and Shaddup a Ya Face .

this could be us but you 🫵🏼 playin

An Infusiast

I got fired from Madame Tussauds for giving suntans to Jim Morrison and his bandmates. They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.

Test

Looked like the Isle of Sheppey

Supermarkets have fruit and bread by the door, so it's the first thing you put in your basket and it gets squashed by the rest of the shopping.

'Autumn, Baron's Court' by Peter Brown peterbrownneac.com

@sentimentbot.bsky.social 👍

Cycling in DE, the StVZO front lights actually seem to be designed to do the exact opposite to the stated purpose: maximise on coming traffic dazzle whilst minimizing useful light spread. Completely useless beyond urban areas

Diese confirmed that "a rough shag was indeed out of the question." Not least since her family was no longer in the pipe business #girlsowncc

@lisatea.bsky.social your new profile pic 😁?

I’m so disciplined I’m trisciplined