Proof that the delivery firms computers lie or time travel

The two big new stories today are Luke Littler and Look Hitler.

@natyougn.bsky.social felic platanos

Warning dont park in the garage under a swimming pool

King Charles when he was still a Prince coming for a ski with his bodyguard who became my best mate

Tax breaks for foreign millionaires but mass deportations for the rest. Huge austerity and NHS cuts, replacing NHS with insurance model, scrapping NetZero, workers’ rights and online safety act. And a trade war with the EU. Reform: Corrupt. Ruinous. Racist. Moronic. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Past and Present HNY

Scariest inside No 9

It's brassic outside and that dinosaur is a cunt

Car for sale no tax or mot, but it will get you to work in the snow

Tell that to the local serial killer always putting his bones in my bin

If you put a plant in my nest I will live in your plant

Just in case you were interested

Tim Key Is FULLY Exposed!

I am man I will hunt and barbeque

Bong,bong,bong

Look at his face

Imagine not being able to wipe that off

Max is ready for Hogmanay

Who is the bald man?

Are you ready for 6th January

Tonight tonight

Sweet @alexhorne.bsky.social

There was a frost this morning

Favourite bits of nmj

In the corn exchange today

My mate

3 2 1 bungee

Back indoors

Took friend to A and E, got sent to minor injuries who sent us to doctors who sent us to 101 who sent us to website who sent us to Google for ourselves and his leg got gangrene and fell off!

Quick the water is escaping

Beatrix Potter Ann Bronte Fay Weldon Terry Pratchett Agatha Christie #nmj

I don't think the statue will come back to life with a defibrillator

I have these pjs

Someone I know popped up on people you may know, I clicked follow and got this... and also when did you have to know someone to interact ? Confused, he was my old boss

What's ice doing under my movie choice...

Follow the star, jesus works in the airport, Gates of hell When your window seat has no window, hold your mobile up

Auf wiedersehen

Last day sunny and cold

And Mr Snowflake

Met Mr Christmas Pud, today he looked happy

Its Unfortunut

All signs should have googly eyes

Everyone skis

Fart powered snowboard impact shorts

#Nmj bon nadal

Lastname family I know them