A statement on behalf of moles everywhere: Yes ... ha ha ha ... yes!

Forty years since Ted Hughes wrote his single most excruciating Laureate poem, for the wedding of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson

I know this is a (valid) piss take of the genre but... this is incredibly well done?

Sounds like a @vizcomic.bsky.social annual

Quits job to make dressing gowns for owls

A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

The red lipped batfish seems like an Internet joke

Custom ROMs for fighter jets? What a time to be alive!

Lord of the Rings but the Nazgul are all on Fell Tuktuks

There are important updates to our online booking process

www.instagram.com/p/DU3vA3JgC8... @swtngtwtng.bsky.social here’s the link

Ooo @swtngtwtng.bsky.social

INEOS received £120m in state aid last year to keep its Grangemouth plant running. And now Ratcliffe is lobbying for taxpayer‑funded infrastructure to boost his plans for a new stadium for the football team he owns 25% of, Manchester United. 9/10 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Thought this might be an advert for dignitas

Polyamory date as a cloud of ghosts

Climb every anthill

Shoppers who don’t shop at Tesco will be left behind, says Tesco’s John Tesco

Every day, stains build up

A Third Policeforce

Taps the post.

REAL TALK: Nobody Really Enjoys Anything

god forbid a girl be full of whimsy AND rage

logging on

I just built a 94% accurate financial crisis risk detector?

Transport is a great enabled and we must have in our mind all the people so many people…

I'm sure someone, somewhere is doing more by using AI, but most of the use cases people are so proud of are like "I have a ridiculously overloaded and unoptimized workflow with an output that is hard to measure, and now I don't have to do any of it."

cunnilinguini

Donate the most ever and you’re Israel who apparently won’t say where they came from

Hope everyone’s feeling Aloysius today?

Me: I invented a thought-controlled air freshener. My wife: That's ridiculous. Me: It makes scents when you think about it. My wife: I want a divorce...

Weird casting but let's see how it pans out.

First sentence I see when I open up BluesSky just now

Everybody hates a quilter

I think Chocolonely is really very average chocolate and the name is depressing

Played Xenoblade Chronicles on my new Switch 2. Love it. My happy place is JRPGs

Eh?

Bobsleigh but it's Foggy, Compo, and Cleggy in a bathtub

Gonna open a bar called The Detail

Stop doing things wrong

I don’t really wanna leave this space station, but you’ve gotta keep putting yourself out there

A broccoli ocean

What’s a great way to spend the next two minutes, lads?

A swimmer friend of mine told me the other day I love water but I’m thinking of moving to acid. Should I take the plunge?

It’s true…

I may have to face the fact that despite my internal rage I just can’t help being lovely

RIP Jesse Jackson xxxx

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