Apparently wheelie bins have only been available since 1983 which is the year I was born

CHRISTMAS IS A WAR ON FRUIT

Yes oc I will schedule a screening call with your 8yr old intern that is a Valuable Use of My Time

Thank yoooo @vimtotime.bsky.social !!!!! Luv you big time mate xxxxx

Imagine if you could have full confidence unloading your dishwasher?

We joke but I have and will probably continue to do this

Time for my annual close-reading-the-carol-sheet question: what does the "Away" in "Away in a Manger" actually mean?

If I were a motivated person I would use this necessary gap in work productivity to clean my house and write some music. Will this happen? Probably not

I think the best way to prosecute this just and legal conflict is shock and awe. The quicker we get it over with the safer we’ll all be. From Christmas

bluesky: we've got a new feature us: is it the ability to make our feed private bluesky: ... us: is it better moderation tools bluesky: ... us: is it an autolabeller that doesn't mark the venus of willendorf as porn? bluesky: it's a way to harvest metadata about your contacts

Where is the lie

When will my husband return from the war on Christmas

blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent

You will be visited by three spirits.

They do tho ?

Can we just go over the problems with mTLS authentication pls? I feel seeing as it’s really hard to scale certificate management and the company doesn’t provide identity provisioning or management it’s a silly idea. Counter arguments anyone??

Sounds awkward

I worked at Argos while at sixth form, and a customer once brought in a slice of bread as evidence his toaster wasn't working.

Discretion is the better part of Valhalla

Look at this Liquid Glass shite. Horrific.

7 signs you work with an employee with excellent gut health

Rabbit jumping down, very mixed media

If it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, wears duck braces, drives an expensive duck mobile, is paying off a huge duck car loan, and never meets their duckling support payments, what you may have there is a financially irresponsible duck

Love to be stared at like an alien for asking questions about a thing you're supposed to know about and then running off. Thanks for meeting me halfway, junior cowboy

They really did make a guy who's name means fart President. Incredible x

Can all the people enjoying things come to the front of the class for a special assignment

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, wears special duck braces…

This case is beneath me, lads

Being myself is the best thing Incan do lads proud strong free Yves Saint Laurent

Will Farage be seized coz he is a Russian asset

Envisioning…

Pizza beer chocolate

THIS. I took this photo in Wolverhampton shopping centre and captioned it like that. Fuxache

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

do you have problems finding a date ?

Don is short for DonaldWeNowOurGayApparel

I go through a dry spell then everyone wants to marry me. No middle ground

Have you ever made something you’re so pleased with it makes you a bit lightheaded?

Rest In Peace Rob Reiner 💙❤️💙

Artists! Quote with your most detailed art!

Remember when you censored Judith Butler for calling the gender-critical movement fascist? Or when you ran an editorial both sides-ing gender identity reform? Or when you quoted a transphobic hate group as a neutral source? Or when you basically republished one of their press releases verbatim?

I’ve been seeing this cover over and over and I just… In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.

Is everyone prepared for war, lads?

Yknow what the root cause of your IBS is? Capitalism

Catherine Parr to take over

'Chris Parkes, a senior lecturer in history education at King’s College London, told Times Higher Education that “to be a trans person in the UK right now is to be exhausted and terrified”.' 1/3

When is someone going to write about the hyper bullshitization and enshittification of the recruitment process?