I've still not heard that Last Christmas song so I'm going to play it on repeat for 24 hours.

My bsky wrapped ting. www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

A bit of Nottingham on a very grey, shortest day. Happy Yule for yesterday.

Every time I scroll past Jake Paul's swollen half-Pob face I smile.

Mercy Level: Mild

Lovely Wrath of Khan thread. Stuff I didn't know and except for whale saviour/punk pillock/transparent aluminium one, the best Trek film.

Had a lovely evening with some lovely people but MY FUCKING TOOTHACHE HASN'T BEEN SOLVED BY BOOZE OR PILLS. Stop, Hammertime.

Can we have more ***** battered in the boxing ring?

I think about this toilet a lot. Never had a shit there so I imagine I'd have to sit on a telescope.

PAL vs NTSC coming soon to Netflix.

Wastenders

Autoglass repair...

Dentist didn't do anything or give me good drugs as I said it was getting better. Well, more fool me as now I'm about to pull my jaw off.

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

Berry Bars

That's Robotnik's pressie sorted

Yep, as I've always thought it seems that Brother Puffy Diddy John Daddy Love Combs is somewhat of a shitneck. May he be danced on in whatever purgatory he believes in this week.

Problem solved

At this point the judge just be all like: Aw! How can I stay mad at you?!

TBH like Mr Combs, I don't appreciate soggy cheesecake.

Watching 'The Age of Disclosure' documentary about UAP's. If there are intelligent and self-aware beings observing us for centuries, then every human needs to sue for the unpaid entertainment we've provided them. They must be chuckling their big green tits off.

10/10 for the ‘chinny reckon’ moment alone

Time for Scrooged. Had a forced weekend in as lodger hasn’t paid again. He has to go. Tis the season.

I was looking for an anniversary gift for @jsking.bsky.social, I was served a random ad for a Star Trek advent calendar which I bought without really thinking about it. On December 1, he *really* looked at it. "What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)

Happy Mother’s Day!

June Whitfield's faint in the Hospital episode of Absolutely Fabulous is absolutely fabulous.

I've seen the best Van ever this morning

Republicans summed up in one short clip.

Had a filling at 10:30 and the anaesthetic is just wearing off.

Whittards White Hot Chocolate is my new addiction.

I have drank the liquid that was leaking from Santa's bones and whic̶h you were collecting on his fe̶a̴st daẏ̴̥͙̤͕ Forgi̶ve me̵ i̵t̴ ̶w̶a̵s̵ ̶d̸̰̽e̴̝͝l̶̠̐i̷̥̐ci̷̝̅ous ̷so̷ ̸s̵̡̒w̶̫̽é̴͜et ̴̮̇ȃ̷̦n̷͚̽d̴͙̬̰͒̍ ̷̬͗s̷̨̅o ̵̞̐c̴̛̹͈̺̗͕̠͍̰̉̒̀́̔́ǫ̶̛͉͎̞̰̫͎̺̮̪̰͌̑̾͂͛̅l̵̥̜̈́̚d̷̨̘̰̠̥̝̩̭̖͖͕̫͈̫́̋̍͜͝

Watched some AI slop today about aircraft accidents and the issues with buffeting but of course I don't know now if they were talking about wind or cheese on sticks.

Star Trek TNG proves viewers crave a spaceship that looks like a mid-budget hotel. Fictional starships are usually metallic and futuristic but the public wants warm lighting, beige wall panels, and soft carpets like a Ramada Inn

Having a coffee phantosmia moment. I don't drink coffee and nobody else is in so might have a cuppa to see if that replaces the stank.

for the beleaguered museum, it’s a new l’eau

Martok has a point #Whamageddon

First episode of the new Spartacus series. Jesus H Penis.

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

Want your cat to lose weight fast? Miaozempic™️

Fucking Pennywise ruining it for everyone else

Could this be any more ex mining town?

I have left a review for a jigsaw that is the most overpriced AI slop on Amazon. Can we make it go viral with other comments please? www.amazon.co.uk/Engineering-...

An enjoyable evening in the company of @markcooperjones.bsky.social and @jayforeman.bsky.social on their very last gig of their book tour. I went with my friend from Jersey only to find he doesn't actually exist. CC @deeso.net

Nottingham rooftops of an evening.

Which sign do I try to respect?

Just heard a mother lose it by taking the mick out of her kid doing an impression "MUUUUM MY LEGS HURT" "MUUUUM, YOU'RE THE WORST". She obviously heard me laughing.

Cronenberg's body horror schtick is softening in his old age