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Welcome, 2026

BEST. CHRISTMAS. GIFT. EVER.

❤️🎄🇵🇸 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐊: Buy “Lullaby” by Together for Palestine for £1.98 *right now* to make it the UK Christmas # 1. All profits go to Palestinian-led aid orgs. Together for Palestine are: Nai Barghouti, Brian Eno, Neneh Cherry, Celeste, Mabel & more. Please buy it & repost this! xx linktr.ee/T4Plive

Timeline cleanse: festive pig

10/10 for the ‘chinny reckon’ moment alone

Schools should do what they do best, homicide investigations, and let the FBI return to doing what it does best, providing security details for Kash Patel’s girlfriend and driving her drunk friends home.

"Bluesky is an echo chamber." "Bluesky doesn't have enough reach" "Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right" I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.

no one: my husband: "they shouldn't be called firefighters, because they don't actually punch a fire"

Where you are at mentally

Think there's nothing good about modern Britain? Watch this. Young people pause their night out to help a lost, drunk bloke get back to his hotel - and video call his mates to let them know he's safe and looked after. With immaculate makeup.

Contact us if you have been affected by the policy changes of Girl Guiding or the Women's Institute. This could be as an individual, or because you lead a local Brownie group who don't want this policy change. We want to help protect trans inclusion. goodlawproject.org/about/contact/

What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:

As of last year, we officially have a family Christmas film and it’s A Christmas Story 1983) which is very good and Christmassy so now go and watch it m.imdb.com/title/tt0085...

me: [flirting]

SHUT UP YOU RACIST CUNT

Your life is measurably worse because of this man. But your life is still not as shit as his.

Memories from 2020

Today, as the #CovidInquiry releases its module 2 report, we are thinking especially of everyone who will have to relive the trauma of that time, who will have to hear of the government failings that led to their loved ones' deaths.  We will never forget our beloved dead. ❤️

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

When I arrive at the party

Look at this tomato wot mr kimberrrrrs grew

Friendly reminder that Covid is airborne you fuckwits. You know, like smoke. If you want to avoid it, campaign for air filtration in public places and wear a mask thanks very much bye

Happy “Honouring the Dead By Voting In the People They Fought Against” Day.

Tuesday

Been doing some gardening

So, the takeaway is that Keith needs to do more tiktoks, and not that maybe he should stop being a massive right wing racist? Cool cool cool

today has been a struggle

The 15yr old did a Halloween thing which is definitely appropriate and not worrying

That should keep the Trick or Treaters away tonight.

Time for this one again

Andrew to lose 'prince' title

Reports just in that she's on the Baileys

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story. Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done. You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story! 🧵 1/9

We all know he’s an orange temu hitler, but here’s the deeply disturbing evidence www.trumpactiontracker.info

Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin, “It drives me mad seeing adverts full of black people, full of Asian people, full of anything other than white" Followed by that time Sarah Pochin said, "My kids say: mum, you're such a moron" 👀

We now go to Caerfili for a reaction to the election results

One for you @alexmorss.bsky.social

Have Covid. Will puzzle.

Currently sat in bed with bastard Covid

Goodbye Centre for Disease Control, I’m sure didn’t do anything of any great importance anyway

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Greta Thunberg has just been released and she is back on the warpath, exactly like our leaders should be. Israel will never silence her or the billions who oppose them.

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Make no mistake. This race-to-the-bottom political circus of racism & xenophobia is not only about unicorn future policies of discrimination & oppression. It’s about scaring & sickening us and making us give up on making this country fair & equitable. Take a break if you must but don’t let them win.

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