turkish eggs 🍜

my amount of interest in going to work this afternoon is not merely low it's, like, a negative amount, a vacuum it's only a four hour shift and i'm bein' a big babby but also i genuinely DO NOT WANT to go do fuckin' dishes and customer service today sigh

all of you are very annoying but i also am very annoying

beans in the instant pot for half an hour; about to start chopping onions, tomatoes, and chiles for migas #lunch 🍜 [somebody gave us a whole box of eggs (sixty fuckin' eggs!! a fortune in eggs!!) so it's just egg dishes from here, folks]

fuck yeah, art deco automats

Perhaps expecting the elitists whose primary income is insider trading to save the country was unrealistic.

i have a whole ass box of eggs!!! there will be bennies florentine as soon as i get up out of this bed

well, i worked my tail off (it's fall release so the shop was busy as hell) and came home and drank wine and ate dinner and now it's a quarter past nine and there's nothing i want to do don't wanna read, or watch a movie, or do chores, or doomscroll am i going to bed BEFORE TEN?!

#dinner is noodles and salad 🍜

i hate everything why does my bank app have to be stuffed full of 'offers' that are just ads, why do software updates move shit around without reason, why does streaming cost more than it used to with extra ads the internet's so young and yet we've absolutely fucked it up already

There’s a town in Iowa whose mayor seat is up for the taking tonight and absolutely no one put their hat in to run. It’s a blank ballot for a write in vote. How completely apathetic can a town be? www.kcci.com/article/oxfo...

holy shit it's a mile of things actively on fire

this thing is extraordinary; a joy to read #booksky

FUCK YEAH #DINNER: let's make turkish food (soup & salad edition) 🍜

fall here is just so weird and fun a never-ending summer of relentless sun and heat, and then suddenly the furnace is on, you're wearing socks, and you haven't seen the sky in weeks because fog? #ORwx

been with the yeti for TWELVE YEARS and have just now for the first time ever spoken with his mom she's absolutely lovely he's a weirdo lol

FUCK YEAH DUSK AT 3:45 IN THE AFTERNOON, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THIS IDIOTIC, POINTLESS RITUAL #fuckDST #savestandardtime

idk if y'all remember my buying a cheap little mp3 player months ago? well i'm FINALLY copying my entire music library onto it! lol (i did take it on vacation, even, but it mostly had chants and bhajans and classical music on it for that)

fucking racism makes me insane; humans are more similar than a lot of life forms, genetically we're all more alike than different: we're basically ALL RELATED they're mad about fucking habits and rituals, that's it, that's literally IT and i have HAD IT WITH THESE HATEFUL FUCKS

by my estimate those 'i make this every week!' vegan recipe video accounts i cannot stop being forced to see online are eating approximately 9000 sweet potatoes daily

i enjoy watching 1940's-50's movies where you see the characters with slim little single suitcases that cannot possibly hold all the costumes and makeup you see them wearing

vaguely regretting my analog clock fetish: two wall clocks, stove, microwave, two bedside clocks, AND my watch all need adjusted #fuckDST #savestandardtime

there's a goddamned mouse in the house we went through this the year before last and it suuuucked (wiping up mouse piss isn't a favorite hobby) and i thought since there weren't any last year that we'd gotten the problem solved

have received and looked thru the USPS catalog, and there are three full pages of field notes in there?

guys i'm beginning to suspect that letting white people think about that jesus dude was a really bad idea overall

idk who needs to hear this, but this is a great stretchy bind-off #knitting

changed my stupid retro holiday lights from halloween to t-day lol

welp i've looked right out the window and it's DEFINITELY fall as fuck: everything's gold and red and orange and grey

since this place is 'bouta take a shit i went over to mastodon and there's someone just posting link after link to skeets over here and, like, why apparently all us monkeys want is to crosslink all social media into one big shithole lol

literally just potatoes and broccoli for #breakfast 🍜 only there's also a bunch of grated year-old raclette 🧀🦠

it's TIME

when you buy bulk wholesale cheeses they typically come with STICKERS

excited to log in and find my money evaporated because of these chucklefucks and their autocorrect machine

i'm making pasta e ceci with homegrown tomato sauce and it smells lovely 🍜

this is my religion

i chose the 12-hour screensaver video because i want it to run; youtube either pauses it ('are you still watching') or literally just quits out and goes back to the previous page on its own it's a broken platform not even counting the terrible fucking ads it stuffs into absolutely every crevice

that time of year when suddenly everything in the house has scarves and sweaters hanging off it but it was just summer the other day

it must be disheartening to be young and discovering that old things are made better than ALL new things new things are exciting when you're young, of course, but your parents have tools and appliances and clothing and cars better made than any new thing you've ever been able to buy

black beans soaking gonna eat #tacos tomorrow

i also like to get paid without having to work but i'm too poor to run for congress

fresh egg pasta, garlic yogurt sauce, lentils, caramelized onions, and a red pepper butter drizzle?!?! 🍜 THIS SOUNDS AMAZING AND COSTS SO LITTLE!!! the only reason i'm not making it RIGHT NOW is i'm out of yogurt

christ i hate the internet make your fucking email-required fields look like email fields to the motherfucking browser so auto-fill can recognize them, you fucking tiny children babies same with credit card fields y'all incompetence is just stunning

fucking cute as shit v-neck knit dress on an old episode of columbo

the house in 'the roses' is actually pretty spectacular for once most of the time when architecture is supposed, per the plot, to be stunning i think it's lame but this place has wow

it's 3:30 and dark and rainy and chilly and AUTUMNAL AS FUCK and i need to start making soup

the street is CLEARLY marked 'dead end' but a truly remarkable number of vehicles end up turning around in my driveway anyway

CINNAMON ROLL, WARM, WITH BUTTER, and a GLASS OF WHOLE MILK

move that we all call it AS (for artificial stupidity) because i cannot stand the use of intelligence there, it is literally not intelligence

i'm awake and i want hollandaise

you just don't learn stuff like this unless you get your local paper 'rawdog' lol