home for six hours doing nothing, and yet failed to find time to pack a lunch for tomorrow i'll probably just eat a bunch of cheese

i've had far too much sugar today but there are cupcakes

bread & beans #lunch 🍜

aw man i left the #bread in a little too long (because i was fucking around on the bsky) and now the top crust's a little burnt oops

there was no chocolate in the house so i was forced to do something about it (bake cupcakes) 🍜

i've recently come to realize that practically all of my favorite movies from kidhood have bob balaban in them anyway 'altered states' used to be a HUGE favorite; gonna see if it still works for me here in the future

OMFG STOP POSTING X SCREENSHOTS I ALREADY KNOW THEY'RE ALL HATE FUELED DIPSHITS LET'S JUST POST THINGS THAT DON'T SUCK

i've had the window cleaning guy over, and all the glass in my house is spotless and sparkling it's REALLY nice i'll be eating bread and beans to cover the expense but it's worth it

til the rapture was invented not even a hundred years ago lol

IT IS TIME.

why does this starbucks commercial use 'teenage wasteland,' makes less than no sense drinking a bottled frappuccino you bought at a convenience store: "they're all wasted!" 🎶

fridge is pretty bare but i cannot be bothered to go to the store so #dinner was weird breakfast made of whatever there was it was unexpectedly delicious 🍜

In 1894, Tibbles the cat single-pawedly caused the extinction of the Stephens Island wren, a small, flightless bird found only on an untouched island south of New Zealand.

fall starts TOMORROW big table linen decisions to be making

holy cow it's nearly four o'clock in the afternoon and i haven't eaten Too Much Cheese yet?!? wtf better get in that kitchen

gdi left the pinto beans in the instant pot (instead of putting them in the fridge) so now a billion bacteria are in there and i can't eat them 😞

yesterday it was 91f and today it's rainy and chilly enough i need socks and a fleece I LOVE SEPTEMBER

just ruined a roll of 35mm by not only tearing it off the cassette spindle but also tearing it in half longways?! lol idk wtf #believeinfilm #film #photography

this is SO GOOD; i've been reading voraciously all year (143 books so far) and 'uprooted' is really a stand-out #booksky

it's one thirty in the morning so obviously i'm making weird little onion bhajis 🍜 #snacks

did you ever get really stoned in college and eat most or all of a tub of frosting you bought at 7-Eleven because you could easily walk there from your apartment

CARBS carbs CARBS #dinner 🍜

they turned the creek back on today don't think it's off in the middle of the summer, usually

that mood when you think your spouse is a goddamned idiot lol

'As some of you may know, there’s a whole industry of increasingly bizarre wellness quackery out there – much of it instigated by self-styled gurus and canny celebrities who understand the power of their name.' - from a quack site selling fuckin' hydrogen water lol

do i still know anybody in NYC? my pops and i are thinking about a visit and want to connect with locals

watching 'sneakers' (because it's free on youtube and somebody posted the link directly into my feed) and omg WHY don't i have a couple strings of old fashioned multicolored christmas lights?! if i did i'd hang those bitches sloppily all over my front room THIS VERY INSTANT lol

made my peace with the fact that nobody will say "giving" when they can say "gifting" instead, but what i don't understand is WHY, what are you trying to express with that choice? class? hipness? nowness? 'gifting young billy a pony for his birthday' lol

inside my TN are watercolor and lined inserts, sticky notes, and a pouch full of stencils and stickers; not using it as a planner at all this year adore the form factor and aesthetic, but rarely use it lately #travelersnotebook

g'nite

cast these on in 2007, cast off in 2024 turns out they fit not me but this guy lol #knit #knitting #socks #fo

watching a movie where maggie smith is a psychopathic housekeeper AND you see patrick swayze in a banana hammock it's called 'keeping mum' and it's free on yt lol

apropos of nothing here's a picture i took in 2009 of a knitting project; it was a swap and i sent them away to someone, but can't remember who #believeinfilm #photography #yashica

i actually can #knit but can no longer be bothered to pay attention, so i've found a slippers pattern where the first instructions are: - cast on 40 sts - knit 40 rows lol

absolutely LOATHE having to click through the wizard trying to sell me cloud services after nearly every windows update reboot

IT BEGINS

i love the instant indian food; it's way cheaper than a restaurant and way faster than cooking it from scratch lol #dinner 🍜

so my friend @sed317.bsky.social sent me stunning handmade freakin' pottery PLUS a letter written in fountain pen AND a cheese-themed tote!!!

shit sucks, but listen: google "{your state} cheese guild" and you will likely find a site with a list of creameries selling artisan #cheese and you could go visit one and buy nice cheese, and support a small business, plus you might meet some adorable ruminants too

white enchiladas for #dinner 🍜

made #pizza dough made pizzas it was... okay 🍜 the refrigerated grocery store dough is easier, tbh, but they were out, so i made this high hydration bulk proof dough that was tedious to handle and while the texture is nice it tastes, uh, fine at best for the time invested

can vouch this person inspects in the US, so listen up kiddos!

basically a mexican soup but i used brown lentils instead of beans for the shorter cooktime #lunch 🍜 used the last of two pantry items, and cleared some veg from the fridge! used one of the too many tomatoes! got to eat watermelon with chamoy botana!

that scene? in the branaugh 'frankenstein' movie? shirtless and writhing in the amniotic fluid? still hilarious i love it so much

super excited about not even being able to buy cheap shit from temu during the impending ai-crash recession, let alone coffee or lentils lol

The real cozy horror was the ice cold genre arguments we had along the way

"If it would destroy him to be compared to a girl, what are we then teaching him... about girls?"

i ate the entire square cheese pizza

aw fuck