Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

You are so fucking bad at this. Get out of the way, old man. You have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you cannot rise to this moment.

#worthless #leadership

Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.

…Does he know that he’s not still running against Joe Biden?

Chuck Schumer as a hostage negotiator: All right, what if we tell him he can murder one of the hostages? Maybe then he'll get it out of his system.

I am JUST old enough to have caught a taste of the Before Times as a young adult, and yeah, I have pretty much universally found that under-30 LGBTs *literally do not believe you* when you tell them how significant the turnaround has been, and HOLY HELL does it leave me frustrated at times.

I seem to remember the Big Mad King causing an international incident with Canada over a group there running a TV advert featuring Reagan’s *actual words*, but this is…fine, I guess?

This is the message every Democrat needs to be screaming.

My heart 💓💓💓

The 'lady' in 'ladybugs' refers to the Virgin Mary. First of all, there are over 5,000 varieties of ladybugs. However, the first type of these beetles to be called a 'ladybug' had 7 spots which were thought to symbolize the 7 sorrows she suffered.

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

lol she got his ass and he knows it

That’s a fangernail

Why does the “sexy vampire” have fingernails on its fangs?

it gets weirder bsky.app/profile/pale...

The BBC is apologising for its Panorama edit. It shouldn’t. First, the narrative is true: Donald Trump *did* incite the Capitol riot. Second, the apology won’t appease those attacking it. So why not at least stand for something? Wrote this on it earlier this week: inews.co.uk/news/world/b...

Alolan Raichu is in a mood for some fries. #raichu #pokemon #art

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Remember kids, any “morality standards” are only ever meant to apply to Democrats.

Carl Sagan warned about the mindset behind MAGA two decades before it emerged.

Went to a fair and ate arepas and a turkey leg, watched Frankenstein, and just rolled credits on Pokemon Legends Z-A. How *do* I make having it all look so effortless?

Well, FRANKENSTEIN is my new favorite GdT film.

5 years ago today

if an elected Democrat can’t make hay of “the president is taking swift legal action to make sure you starve to death” then they don’t really deserve to be elected democrats anymore huh

By Jove, I may’ve cracked the case.

Even a broken Nazi is right twice a day, I guess.

Trump just gave $40 billion in taxpayer dollars to Argentina to bail out its libertarian president.

If Gizmo and the Gremlins are CGI we riot. www.fangoria.com/gremlins-3-h...

What wars are you ending with tariffs?! What wars would Americans be having to fight in if not because of your tariffs?!

The thing about Jacob on Abbott Elementary is that absolutely everything about him is a direct attack on me, specifically

“What if good thing…was actually BAD THING? Did we just bLoW YoUr mIND???”

It’s so cool how you can tell who the most threatening progressives are by the way they become ideological Dittos to the right wing.

oh my god they actually did it lmao

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Spray tan = $150 Waxing = $100 half leg, $200 full leg Complimentary prosecco 🥂 Walk-ins accepted!! 💝

…Can you name them?

I do love how his underlings try desperately to build a narrative and then he just immediately crashes straight through it like the Kool-Aid Man every. single. time.

Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread

Curtis is like the Punisher in Marvel teamups where everyone is like “well, Frank is crazy and has too many guns but bro can hang sometimes.”

Surprised he heard about it.

Is…is this what hope feels like?

Ellie has her priorities in order

I just got out of D&D and am finally watching The Speech and I got as far as "these are not hands that have been allowed to hold power" before I burst into tears www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...