Love having a president who hates the founding document of the country he’s in charge of because it’s a list of things he can’t unilaterally do based on whatever capricious thought enters his rapidly-deteriorating brain at any given moment.

“Likely” yeah ok thanks Mike you came perilously close to growing a backbone there but you invertebrated your way out in the end good work

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

60% of the way through the decade, what are your fav movies? 2020: The Empty Man 2021: The Green Knight 2022: Nope 2023: Theater Camp 2024: The Life of Chuck 2025: Sinners (Life of Chuck should probably be 2025 but I’m going by Letterboxd dates because what is time anymore? And it prevents a tie.)

I just can’t believe these are the actions of someone who won a FIFA Peace Prize.

The president of Venezuela must be held legally accountable for his crimes, which the Supreme Court forbids to happen for the president of the US, who recently pardoned the president of Honduras for similar crimes.

He legit just pardoned the president of Honduras for drug trafficking but now Maduro is going to stand trial for “narco terrorism.” This all makes a lot of sense and definitely isn’t about oil.

"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.

Let's start this year with puppy power! Repost this with a fictional dog that you like. More a cat person, but here’s a good boy.

I remember a bit Billy Connolly did during the 1980s, referring to Gaddafi and Amin. "You can tell they're going to be trouble when they start designing their own uniforms.'

Ah, indeed. That’s certainly what *I* hate hearing on the news: people who know what they’re talking about.

How to use ultra wide monitors for gaming

Ahahahahahahahahahaha no.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched? #filmsky #Letterboxd 🎥

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2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.

Pfft. Rubbish. I’m fully vaxxed and I fee

Happy 2026. No matter how your 2025 went, may this year treat you better.

HELLO 2026 hugs to you all on the last strike of BiG Ben 🤗🤗🤗🤗

wizard cat has a very important message

You know what you should throw on the radio-set to see out 2025? That's right, NIGHT ARBY'S.

My brother’s sitting with a friend at a window table in a pub in Oxford. Friend says “Was that Brian Blessed in the street?” And then, right by the window: “YES IT’S ME, BRIAN BLESSED! BWAH HA HA HA!”. And then RAN away.

One more boost because this is so goddamn good.

If you encounter a virus, try to make yourself look and sound bigger than you really are in order to intimidate the virus. Remember, the virus is more afraid of you than you are of it.

Lorrie Morgan once bought me chicken wings.

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

Whose inauguration?

“He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! TWO coats!”

does a movie need a plot. can it not simply have: a hat

Ah yes, all part of Google’s classic motto, “Be the evil you want to see in the world.”

Again,

hey thanks skeletor

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this episode before. Are we in reruns until the holidays are over?

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Everyone always wants to know “Who is the American gestapo?” but no one ever stops to ask “How is the American gestapo?”

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026 I do these every year because Jesus Christ I’m scared if things go *worse*, but also? What if I didn’t? Would the natural bad and the superstitious bad just cancel each other out?

Here’s to 2026

Sigh. My kingdom for a SNES-era Final Fantasy triptych remake in HD-2D.

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

The faster answer is X-MEN LEGENDS I and II because they don’t even have to be remastered or anything: Just release them as-is and lemme at ‘em

IM SO FUCKING GAY. 😳

You’re almost never going to outcompete a dishwasher in efficiency — it reuses water, does a better job at cleaning, saves time. One of the biggest W’s in the history of technology.

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