This show is so much better when it does its own thing. They've created these brand new characters with new motivations and new consequences that it's awkward when they pull the narrative back to meet the plot points of the books.

Debuts novels are funny things. An author can't help but put all their kinks and squids in their first book. You can see Tom Vellner's in Thirty Love. He might have a decent career if he learns to plot a romance properly.

If you don't know who's the Mary and who's the Rhoda between you and your best friend, I'm afraid that means you're the Rhoda.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gurl, you said what you said.

Everyone that raved about this book is a liar.

Orville Peck will be at the Opry on July 21st, and the cheapest tickets are almost $200. Why is everything so expensive?

I can be very simple. You lift something heavy. I giggle and twirl my hair.

YAASSSSS!

It's just Lubbock, TX. No one would miss it.

I'm subjected to children on a daily basis, and it's disgusting. You managed to carry a load to term? Good for you, diva. Now, get it to shut up and behave.

Most people don't know this, but this IS his happy face.

If I never hear the words "aesthetic" or "curated" or "styled" ever again, it'll be too soon. Just live your life. Not everything has to be a photo people are going to scroll past.

A fashion guy says, "Dressing as a bigger bloke," and he means vaguely muscled with broad shoulders. And my head splits open and fire shoots out of the bloody gaping ruin. Take your biceps and your flat stomach and shut up.

I'm very exhausted by the conversation about "craft" and "stroytelling" in menswear. People think it's driven as a reaction to fast fashion, but really, it's driven by the idea that aesthetics are inherently feminine. They're not buying a $1000 shirt because of looks. It's the story and the craft.

hehe... hehehehe

Why does everything look like it was designed by Black Rifle Coffee Company?

Daffy Dyke

Widow's Bay continues to be immensely enjoyable.

A thirst trap? My thirst cannot be trapped. No lock can hold it. No cup can satisfy it. No mortal restraint can bind what burns beneath the skin. It will not diminish in shadow, nor be tamed by daylight. I thirst as the sea thirsts for the moon. And I remain.

happy pride

They're calling her Gwynocide and that makes me so happy.

I never thought I'd say the phrase, "I agree with Brad Paisley."

anyway, Mon Mothra

Why do the big dick guys put inspirational dialogue or quotes in their reels and tiktok videos? They obviously know people are watching because of their big dicks. That's why they're waving them around. They can't possibly imagine anyone wants a monolgoue on mental health from them?

This is what the inside of my brain looks like.

Drag Queen of the Year is a thing of beauty for exactly twelve months.

I've started keeping a journal again. Or as it will one day be called "Exhibit A"

This is more enjoyable than I thought.

James Gunn needs to pay Uma Thurman any amount of money to make this happen.

Thousands of poor farm workers, nannies, and house cleaners lined up at Equinox so they can cast a fraudulent vote for mayor. The perfect crime!

If you're gay enough to hang it, you're gay enough to steam it.

Gilbert Baker's original 8-color pride flag (1978) / theatrical release poster for Star Trek: the Motion Picture (1979) by Bob Peak

Well, Allison Janney, I'm crying at 2AM. Are you happy?

(no-one) (not a soul) (not a single person) ELRIC OF MELNIBONÉ: (pole dancing on his huge sword) did someone call for a SLUT-

these are getting weird

I'm not a huge fan of the Interview with the Vampire show, but it will never not be funny to me that AMC told Christopher Rice he couldn't be a writer on the show. So, he walked away and can't legally talk about the show because he's an executive producer 🤭

Election fraud is when election workers look at ballots.

Consequences, sure, but I always recognize a strategic hatchet job when I see one.

Hello Fresh wants you to be dick ready.

Straight people really do believe there are cabals of people out there waiting to run off with their children, huh? As if the person most likely to kidnap your kid isn't the one you're married to.

The clocky bitches, too!

A terrific actor, an essential part of one of the greatest TV shows ever, and from what I’m hearing, a really good dude. Rest in Peace, Anthony Head.

No! Why do good people keep dying?! He was one of my first loves.

Well, I hate Rivals now. Justice for Monica!

You can not self-identify as a "himbo." If you're muscular, dumb, and narcissistic, you're just an asshole.