They got Christipher Lee!!

Cowboy People Good, City People Bad.

Baby, where the hell is my

new picture of Earth from the Artemis II:

Okay, Sade, I'll drown a little.

Why is this 700 pages long? What could Dan Brown possibly have to say that takes 700 pages?

What could this possibly mean? So mysterious.

Social media has taught me that I'm living in a different reality than most people. What do you mean you put your laundry on a chair? Just put it away.

I'm still here.

This is my favorite on the album.

There are a lot of attractive men who read and review books, but I have discovered that no man is attractive enough to make me listen to their stupid opinions on books.

We'd still be providing aid to Israel and endorsing a genocide.

This is all rumor mill at this point, but can we not focus on a different mutant? Why is Jean Grey always front and center?

Why are Viltrunites just Tom of Finland models?

Is being this hot allowed? Like, hello?!!!

‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ throws everything at us with messianic fervor, but it forgets to make any of it genuinely enjoyable. It’ll probably make another billion dollars.

I've never seen a dog pass judgment.

"I don't like April Fool's joke. They're never funny!" Like, okay, Goody Proctor. Just churn your butter and shut the fuck up.

It's always funny when people are like "How DARE the critics not like the Mario movie! Don't they understand that sometimes FILMS can be FUN??" It's like starting a fight over how much you enjoy Tony the Tiger or one of the Charmin bears.

Here we go

Gay Halloween is just going to be this and whatever Meryl wears Devil Wears Prada 2.

I wish everyone would leave their pets and children at home.

Missing the t-shirt over his head for long hair 😪

Jimbo should pursue legal action against Kristi Noem's husband.

Excuse me. It's pascetti.

This fruit seems familiar.

CNN doing more to oppose Hasan Piker than Trump’s War on Iran is wild

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It's always "come in me, bro" and never "come with me, bro." What happened to human connection?

I died.

I can't explain it, but they're the same.

RaPals Dark Res.

Stop being "too cool" and watch this movie.

When someone you dislike confirms why you dislike them:

I don't know what SCOTUS will do on birthright citizenship case, it's anybody's guess. But if they endorse Trump's diktat, the only response is defiance. Outright, open defiance by the states. A decision not just erroneous but illegitimate, beyond their power, null and void from the day it's issued.

Shane Hollander, after Rozanov digs him out:

your grandparents voting for reagan

UBI and universal healthcare would go so far in fixing this problem.

Life could be worse…I could have a kid

When the sheer mesh comes out, it's time to do laundry.

When you have trouble focusing on one pop diva at a time.

Anne Rice created the modern vampire novel. You could argue for Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, but more authors take inspiration from Rice. I dislike the Harry Dresden books but there is urban fantasy before Jim Butcher & after. Of course, he was emulating & responding to Laurell K Hamilton's Anita Blake.