if you’re looking for max he’s at @dad.franklinstower.online

this is a 🅱️oof Macaroni fan account

if i missed you, you must be bad at sex 🤷‍♂️

prodigy krabby shirt by @favoritevegetable.bsky.social and in case you forgot what color krabby is you can just look at my cooked ass face

fronk

followers?

this is what they're doing to me later

how we feeling about the linen shirt? maybe not with black pants next time? probably more of a khaki pants look…

tfw robocop is ready for backshots (but he listens to taylor swift)

i bought amanda flowers at trader joe’s on my way home from costco and she grabbed some other flowers and greens from the yard to put together these two arrangements 💐

the char siu pie was amanda’s favorite, so i doubled up on it for the last dough; i added an extra drizzle of hoisin to it this time, and i put some lao gon ma on my slice 😳😮‍💨 i put my whole pussy in stretching this dough too, best skin of the night 🍕 🍽️

pickle pizza with a garlic dill white sauce and a sprinkle of fresh dill 🍕 🍽️

mortadella + stracciatella with provolone and chopped pistachios and a basil “drizzle” 🍕 🍽️

asking her to do a salad fingers impression in bed

real talk: formaldehyde is a truly incredible liquid

merp

"I'm crazy for tying...and crazy for dyeing"

i'm absolutely rabid today, someone please come put me down

He's a 10, but he posts with his mouth full.

smelling like lemon pie with an ass that looks like i’ve had a few too many slices

wow

woof (i’m too old for a three day music festival)

when i say the williams sonoma stage at bottlerock is the most lucid dream, unhinged, raw entertainment experience you’ll ever have i’m absolutely not lying. pauly d flaked and this segment was fizzling like a plane crash, so they sent john stamos out to do a drum solo??? fuckin wild, y’all.

🌶️🌶️🌶️

Now THIS is Fatboy Living