There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.

"what the fuck is that, did they release some kind dragonball z 4X game" "no"

No because a dolphin engagement ring is the highest expression of love possible a Marine can give to his stripper girlfriend. This is the peak of military romance, especially in the 90s. You guys just don't get it.

action therapist trailer 1-4

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years

sonic, tails, knuckles, shadow

twitter has started refusing to let me log in or even read tweets until i install its app and then send it some biometric information. i guess that's that

Wanted to capture the full exchange

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

dreamcast forever 🌀

can't stop thinking about the two morrowind mods that, in tandem, make it FFXI (FF11 Style Menu BG and Button Replacer + FF-HUD). it's uncanny and I kind of have to respect how it doesn't even feel all that anachronistic www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...

shaq branded oatmeal. call that Shaquille Oatmeal

this is what it was like when i was a teenager. before the internet was a bunch of Bull Shit

His last words were "I am le tired"

vampire crawlers patch says it all, really

SHE GIVES ME THAT METROIDBRANIA GOT ME BACKTRACKING THROUGH THE MAP

Old enough to recognize this as a data center

If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.

QUEST LOG Arm non-state actors (0/3)

i went to the epistemology conference and everyone there knew¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷ you

i finally found this man’s arch nemesis

you used to call me on my shell phone

the democrats are less a political party than a jobs program for people who got into elite universities and then did nothing of distinction in them

Imagine downloading movies on your PS5 because it has no games, only to discover that it has no movies either

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

Here come four months of centrists attacking the left with far greater existential fury than they ever aimed at Trump (because they prefer Trump and helped him win):

what does this mean

pathetic. cowardly. don't change horses in midstream. this only happened because they're still allowing our troops to eat cooked food

Shou Xin

We love the Gross Reflecting Pool story because it is a Groverhaus

Woke street fighter be like Chun He/him She Honda Mx. Bison Etheyna Q(ueer) Sakura

Technically, they’re Remains now.

the president is a goon

(sounds of muffled giraffe violence)

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

exalted

WOIMSDAY THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

@mayor.nyc.gov your Executive Budget released last month falls 97 million short of the 0.5% you promised during your campaign. @council.nyc.gov we’re counting on you to secure necessary funds for NYC’s public libraries and allocate at least 0.5% of the overall budget to our three library systems.