Troubling new Artemis II photo of Earth.

Re: Means Testing. When City College of New York was wondering about charging tuition to cover costs in the 70s they found it would cost more in admin and red tape then not charging but were told to do it anyway to teach students a lesson about responsibility

motion to replace JK Rowling with K.A. Applegate

Good Friday is the only day I can post the extremely Catholic intro to 30 Coins www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNpO...

happy good friday everybody

I told my secretary of war that he was just feeding black hawks to the anti air defenses but I don't think he even heard me he was so blasted

i'm not sure if he's objectively the most harmful but hegseth is definitely the trump admin member who fills me with the most visceral disgust. the teenaged boy trying to sound tough shit is so grating, especially when pulled from call of duty and halo instead of rpgs and anime

Locking eyes with Jonathan the Tortoise after he faked his death to get out of the limelight

And I'll do it again

denouncing streamers is youtubers' job

okay i understand how this war is going to go now

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

Incredible things are happening in the 中国世纪

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting: 10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍 18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

just my luck

That's right

In January 2001, in the OPM2 letters page, Kenneth from Denmark saw the future.

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

insult? no, no. this is just a keto compliment sandwich

Iran has a right to defend itself.

Platner to newspaper: I loved shooting the fuck out of Iraqis, burning their bodies, and trolling people about it with my blackwater hat. Plus I got cheered on for it when I came home. Awesome experience. Killing is 👍 Guy who usually hates all that stuff: So all you guys have is the tattoo huh

148. Vampire soup.

your sons and daughters died in the heroic effort to recover those sunk costs

lmao

harry potter helps people like me, people who have always felt a little different. a little special. maybe a little better than everyone else

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

i had to do a little thought bubble exercise while watching a short video for a school assignment. yes i know i need a haircut

'ok, but we need a beloved old ya book series to reboot for nostalgia bucks, if not harry potter, then what?' may i suggest:

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

my guess is that twitter engineers stumble into a simple hotfix that threatens to destroy the entire MAGA grifter economy requiring the boss to swoop in and save them maybe once a month on average

GRIMOIRE WEISS: look around you... dessicated husks impaled on rusted polearms, the night and rain, pulled like curtains over our very eyes, sanguine death intruding on these bucolic plains... i fear we are up against our greatest foe yet—the bloody count of wallachia EMIL: (gasp) frankenstein!!!

CONFIESA, MALDITO: ¿¡QUIÉN TIRÓ LA MACETA!?

Shen Yun: America before gamergate

stay safe out there

You're not really supposed to talk about this.

I would probably use my phone for more major stuff if I mainly spent my home computing time scrolling on my couch, but I don't. I sit at a desk like posting is my job

it's the freakin weakened baby he's about to shoot us with guns

talk about a weekend warrior! because he mostly commits war crimes after close of business on friday and before the stock market bell rings on monday

poet: oh wow, this is so scientific. they should have sent a scientist

throwing cops at a broken bridge like mass effect repair gel

There are gamers and then there are Gamers