When you see an argument that’s been litigated since 2016 and you know where all the enemies spawn.

WALT WHITMAN: "Because you are weak!!"

what's up gang, today on The Ethicist Gamer we're going to consider the morality of +8% hp regen in a variety of frameworks

bullet sheol game no punishment of bullets, no reward of bullets, but simply a realm of bullets to which all are consigned

the regret over not doing covid business loan fraud is bad enough, now I gotta regret not going to jan 6 too??

"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao

honestly what surprises me is that a guy who orders the government to give him a billy for no reason bothers to rip people off with branded phones and watches and such and promotes companies whose stock he just bought to the tune of low millions in profit. it’s purely compulsive criminal behavior

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint

Do you ever think about the fact that the designers of General Midi were tasked with coming up with the 128 most important instruments in the world, and one of the answers they came up with was "Goblins"

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

A new and more expansive collage of fighting game characters engulfed in flames.

We also must continue to make clear that the cuts that were "reversed" were cuts made by the MAYOR himself in the preliminary budget, lol.

all social media apps legally required to show you logged off life and add a "Are you really SURE you want to log back in?" pop up

sometimes the internet is very, very good

President Xi: My hope for our two countries is that we could avoid the Sugondese Trap Trump: What is the Sugondese Trap? Xi (grinning):

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

oldtimer net advice: lurk more. Posting is for professionals

a happy tuesday to all who celebrate

quote w/a doctor you’d trust leading hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr

Like clockwork Panos descends after seven years from the neon slime realm to deliver a movie that is, in all likelihood, 100% my shit

dusting off a classic

Pepito is back home

Some blurbs for THE RED SACRAMENT that have me chewing on rebar / absolutely beside myself with excitement and gratitude:

message from the youth

tis the season

happy Piccolo Day

tochka loves hanging out in the closet nowadays

you guys hear a loud bell ringing? lmao what is that

[BERSERKER PAUL RUDD VOICE] “Now Twain I Can Cleave Into”

i believe that harnessing solar energy is immoral. that energy does not belong to us, it belongs to the sun, and it's going to come back to get it when it consumes the earth in several billion years. don't take what isn't yours. you don't need lights at night if you just remember where everything is

this whole report is horrifying but this bit is especially "lol lmao now entering the Cool Zone" "To determine how many prison beds will be needed in future years, some states actually base part of their projection on how well current elementary students are performing on reading tests"

[ clears throat ] The Claude Delusion

this is actually STILL only the second-best SMG post about Star Wars, compared to this perfectly crystallized diamond:

"we tortured some folks"