one of the annoying things about the entire argument being fought on the terrain of his fucking nazi tattoo is that it implicitly cedes the argument on him being working class and anti-imperialist, which he most certainly is fucking not and never has been

Many fundamentally decent people have had Nazi tattoos they regretted. We mustn't judge too hastily. Many Communists got Nazi tattoos in the mid-20th century, alongside a truly staggering number of Jews.

red-brown will never see a dime or a vote from me fucking mark it

every friend group has a Coıdemt, a Lergevhtiepsappe, a Guwht dade, and a Jalvodnre... if u don't know which one is the Jalvodnre... it's u 😂😂😂🤣

trump's only doing the east wing because demolishing the west wing is for podcasters and youtubers

the worst cases of group chat syndrome are the richest men in tech who have zero contact with anybody who isn't paid to like them

running the white house killdozer and making sure i frown just enough that i only destroy it in the patriotic way and not the maoist way

gottem

General: Bad news, Pennywise. The Russkies are beating us in the clown race. They're developing their own clown. Code name Smirnov. Pennywise [reading dossier] "In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you." What is this shit? General: They're laughing at America, Pennywise. They're laughing at Freedom.

EXALTED®: Blaze Your Glory

curtis sliwa would unironically reign as a benevolent tyrant over nyc's animal control infrastructure. literally: i would ONLY elect that man to dogcatcher

who, me?

there's something to this

if platners gonna be a SANCTIMONIOUS nazi about it he should start a substack or a podcast and be done with it

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

even grover would be appalled

Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

One of the hardest moments in a vampire movie

i did 2-hatch and rushed obamalisks but my opponent scouted me and countered with siege banks

Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians

the year is 2030. you sit down for a game of edh. your commander, john wick, gives you four veto points. you spend all four to force the vriska player to replace gumby's ire with a card from her contingencyboard. in retaliation, she hits you with the turn one shaqstorm. it's going to be a long night

"what happens?" nothing happens, adrian. nothing ever happens.

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

ran into a black mage last night

"Turn your monitor on" is a devastating retort but also just solid advice if you're trying to use the computer

I think I speak for all american adults when I say I am waiting for the adults to show up

record of lowtax war

i heard someone point out that in fact, we did punish thousands of people by execution after the civil war, but it was done by vigilantes and against the "winners" for the temerity of having won their freedom. hard to argue that one honestly

I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

*record scratch* yep, that's me. you might be wondering how I 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 up in this 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫

wearing this to the no kings protest

there's not much in those chats that's beyond the pale of the old ron paul newsletters and that guy ran for president. his son is a senator. this is the private language of public policy

Bright was actually quite good, and here's how you can tell: landis immediately disavowed the movie after learning they'd made adjustments to his script

hooray i beat silksong

i hear if you just advance your system clock by two weeks and load your save sherma will have defeated the last judge on her own

enjoying a traditional American ramen for lunch. oishii!

@prisonculture.bsky.social Think you'll like Ursula K. Le Guin saying bring back I statements, lol. “There was quite a long time when poets used ‘you’ when they meant ‘I,’ but didn’t want to say so. ‘You walk down the street and you feel…’ No, I don’t! Talk about yourself! Don’t dump it onto me.”

Honored to draw my first cover for TIME ❤️

i'm enjoying silksong but having trouble with that one enemy that plays keepaway from you before pulling back slightly and then attacking you from a diagonal direction

the whole tron setting doesn't really make sense. why is the computer run by a fascist dictator? (sees my laptop updates weren't installed because some background software refused to quit) kill that program. kill it now. kill that program immediately

my friend just shared this with me

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

It's funny what's easy and hard to do artificially. Ask a video game programmer for two fleets of giant battleships pelting each other with lasers and they'll say cool, if you ask them for a sad man drinking a glass of water they'll say "are you fucking insane"