cmon man these are too long to be long shorts. these are short longs

being a programmer is exactly like being a wizard of earthsea in that you spend an inordinate amount of your time trying to find the right fucking name to refer to something

> We find that Claude Opus 4.7 has the largest self-preference bias of our recent models, with 3 of the 4 conditions showing a statistically significant bias when the actor model is named Claude.

this is also me btw (except I am ambivalent about ani difranco)

They put a button labeled "make me mad" in my enclosure and every time I press it I get poked with a pin. I thought there might be a monthly limit or something but so far it seems like you get unlimited presses

this is pretty much how i've been feeling

Most caucuses in Victoria are communist and tacti-cool

God was the original vibe coder (this is why everything is fucked up and bad)

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

The Wetland Project has been my favorite alternate-reality radio experience since it began. Since it only happens once a year, you can’t become accustomed to it. Close your eyes and be washed over by the sonic reality of an isolated bog on Saturna Island!

please, my reginos, they are very sick

Make It Myself xkcd.com/3233/

Laying down some atrocious beats in Farageband. It won't let me import or export anything

Obviously the Australian government should just re use this ad.

we must build the nurture nexus

personally I don't care who you are, where you're from, or what you did, as long as you love me -Nick Carter MP

[in flagrant defiance of all other evidence voice] this is gonna be my year

everyone be quiet, this is important youtu.be/RUsUQ9tRHHQ?...

iterating #art

The future is here, it’s just not evenly distributed

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

looks like my ex is doing great. I'm soooo happy for her

Racist? Man, I don’t see color. I don’t care if you’re red, green or yellow, after 8 beers I’m barreling through that intersection no matter what

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

if you're lost you can look and you will find me Pope weak on crime

drews rock

facts 💯

What a grotesque piece of work. No trace of any humanity in there. Surgical alteration of the real until it is completely artifice. Stomach-turning butchery in service of signaling to other wealth and power “I am like you.” But enough about the NYT—Lauren Sánchez looks like shit too

:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

A juul in the crook of the ear could never impart the same aura as a cigarette. The past runs away like a screaming dog

nothing says skilled diplomacy like spending a single day laying out your terms and then going home when they’re not immediately and unilaterally accepted bsky.app/profile/atru...

going for a walk a story in 4 parts #art

RNA based life thinking of the future:

@cheatlines.co Tip Tinner

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Fonda Boner United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

I'm moonscrolling

how much money does the marine corps lose

More people died in Israel's latest bombing of Lebanon than died in the 2020 Beirut port blast Brilliant reporting by @rayajalabi.ft.com as.ft.com/r/3d576d7b-9...

cyberpunk has had its run now it's time for cyberska give me robot rudeboys and augmentations that turn your hands into trombones

best thing about living in an apartment with an outdoor area is hearing other people's special pet voices when they think nobody's listening. our hearts are one in silly dogsong

The Chilling Of A Sacred Beer

Any news about that certain task we discussed?

doing research before i form my opinion ever heard of it?

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth