and/or selamat hari raya if that's ur thing 💕

part of being my friend is knowing that when I send you a link captioned "haha uhh" it means we're at war, but if the caption is "CRITICAL UPDATE" it's this

changing my name to Brent Futures

we're living thru the age of this

this also seems to be true if the consequences *did* become severe before we solved it, but also that happened more than 25 years ago so it's gay to remember it

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hot sexy dangerous boys are part of the intangible shared cultural heritage of all humankind. good to see that recognized.

tshirt concept: HOT SEXY DANGEROUS BOYS / CANNOT BE COPYRIGHTED

I read the NYT piece, and I am holding onto the words of a woman who fended off inappropriate advances from a 60-year-old Cesar Chavez at the age of 19. “It makes you rethink in history all those heroes,” Esmeralda Lopez said. “The movement — that’s the hero.”

formsmashing is a popular trend in virtuemaxxing in which you hit yourself in the head with a hammer of reason until your soul remembers its innate knowledge

hopp

“That’s between you and your Claude”

this is a very bold thing to say -- women can't do this -- about a technology that requires the ability to issue detailed natural language instructions to an immensely powerful but childlike simpleton

[extremely children of men voice] women of people

the latin way to apologise is called "mea cupla" cause if you want me to forgive you you have to buy "mea" "cuppla" beers

trump asking for international buy-in for a war of choice he started unilaterally

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

It's OK when there aren't a lot of cigarettes in a movie. Most movies don't have a lot of cigarettes. If God wanted every movie to be a Real Smoker Movie, He would make cigarettes healthier than they already are.

How your email finds me

Jackie Chan’s Official Home Page in 1995

Youtube thumbnails from ancient times

“That’s what I love about being on the Gold Coast Mum. Here at Specific Fair you can go straight from the Rivers to the Seafolly” “Keep your voice down Kim! If anyone hears you you’ll be arrested!”

today all 9 people federally charged with "materially supporting terrorism", rioting, carrying an explosive, as part of an "ANTIFA cell" were found guilty on some or all charges. the case was based in part on being in Signal organizing group chats and possessing political leftist zines. important:

Actually y'know, fuck my doomerism.

"being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber" is so succinct and so on target

Goat Sea

Israeli defense journalist making a point I've hesitated to make yet - all the talk about Iranian missile launchers belies the fact that it really seems like they have no idea how many launchers there are.

no babe don’t stop

It’s just legs

If we're doing it right

We’ve gotten on the wrong side of this meme

*Bruce Springsteen voice* woah-oh-oh I'm online

I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...

watched children of men again last night. as a millennial lefty-turned-sensible-bureaucrat who does in fact habitually keep a flask of cheap whiskey in the pocket of my long coat to guard against the horrors of a world that's losing hope, it's nice to have representation

2026 stylecast OUT: chunky sneakers IN: sleeker profiles à la adidas samba/gazelle/japan OUT: ultra minimalist jewelry IN: siphoning gas

Mar 8 was International Women’s Day. Mar 9 is International Women of Mystery day, celebrating all femmes in trenchcoats who brush past you on a crowded street and then half-turn to coyly apologise as an errant Clue slips out of their pocket

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

“Please depress button” you’re a terrible button. Your mother wanted a lever. No one will ever push you. The signage explaining you is confusing

is this anything