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naarm (melbourne aus). lefty nerd/gay villain/whisky robot. pfp by
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Albert Pinto
about 20 hours ago
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and/or selamat hari raya if that's ur thing 💕
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part of being my friend is knowing that when I send you a link captioned "haha uhh" it means we're at war, but if the caption is "CRITICAL UPDATE" it's this
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changing my name to Brent Futures
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Amy Hoy
2 days ago
we're living thru the age of this
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this also seems to be true if the consequences *did* become severe before we solved it, but also that happened more than 25 years ago so it's gay to remember it
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Jon Bois
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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable.
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P H Lee 🪬
2 days ago
hot sexy dangerous boys are part of the intangible shared cultural heritage of all humankind. good to see that recognized.
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tshirt concept: HOT SEXY DANGEROUS BOYS / CANNOT BE COPYRIGHTED
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Puff the Magic Hater
2 days ago
I read the NYT piece, and I am holding onto the words of a woman who fended off inappropriate advances from a 60-year-old Cesar Chavez at the age of 19. “It makes you rethink in history all those heroes,” Esmeralda Lopez said. “The movement — that’s the hero.”
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Evan Washington
13 days ago
formsmashing is a popular trend in virtuemaxxing in which you hit yourself in the head with a hammer of reason until your soul remembers its innate knowledge
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hopp
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meetar
4 days ago
“That’s between you and your Claude”
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ae
4 days ago
this is a very bold thing to say -- women can't do this -- about a technology that requires the ability to issue detailed natural language instructions to an immensely powerful but childlike simpleton
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[extremely children of men voice] women of people
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kill, destroy, motor cycle
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the latin way to apologise is called "mea cupla" cause if you want me to forgive you you have to buy "mea" "cuppla" beers
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Reconstructionist
5 days ago
trump asking for international buy-in for a war of choice he started unilaterally
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, The Everwife 🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻
5 days ago
He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
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Wyatt Sinclair
5 days ago
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
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HOW MANY CIGARETTES??????????
5 days ago
It's OK when there aren't a lot of cigarettes in a movie. Most movies don't have a lot of cigarettes. If God wanted every movie to be a Real Smoker Movie, He would make cigarettes healthier than they already are.
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How your email finds me
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WebDesignMuseum
6 days ago
Jackie Chan’s Official Home Page in 1995
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Luke O'Neil
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David Buchanan
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Robin-Yann Storm
6 days ago
Youtube thumbnails from ancient times
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puddington
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Pup Fiction
7 days ago
“That’s what I love about being on the Gold Coast Mum. Here at Specific Fair you can go straight from the Rivers to the Seafolly” “Keep your voice down Kim! If anyone hears you you’ll be arrested!”
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Lex McMenamin (they/them)
7 days ago
today all 9 people federally charged with "materially supporting terrorism", rioting, carrying an explosive, as part of an "ANTIFA cell" were found guilty on some or all charges. the case was based in part on being in Signal organizing group chats and possessing political leftist zines. important:
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Anti-ICE protesters accused of being part of antifa found guilty of support for terrorism in Texas
Case was seen as major test of the first amendment and whether the US could use broad anti-terrorism statute to prosecute leftwing protesters
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/13/texas-terrorism-trial
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Nanoraptor
6 months ago
Actually y'know, fuck my doomerism.
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"being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber" is so succinct and so on target
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Goat Sea
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Travis
8 days ago
Israeli defense journalist making a point I've hesitated to make yet - all the talk about Iranian missile launchers belies the fact that it really seems like they have no idea how many launchers there are.
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David Rangel
8 days ago
no babe don’t stop
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SAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN
9 days ago
It’s just legs
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Josh Taylor
10 days ago
If we're doing it right
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Matthew Downhour
10 days ago
We’ve gotten on the wrong side of this meme
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Reconstructionist
10 days ago
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marissa walmart dog
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Sam
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Sherry Affogato
almost 3 years ago
*Bruce Springsteen voice* woah-oh-oh I'm online
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli
12 days ago
I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow
www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...
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watched children of men again last night. as a millennial lefty-turned-sensible-bureaucrat who does in fact habitually keep a flask of cheap whiskey in the pocket of my long coat to guard against the horrors of a world that's losing hope, it's nice to have representation
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Amy Ash
12 days ago
2026 stylecast OUT: chunky sneakers IN: sleeker profiles à la adidas samba/gazelle/japan OUT: ultra minimalist jewelry IN: siphoning gas
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Mar 8 was International Women’s Day. Mar 9 is International Women of Mystery day, celebrating all femmes in trenchcoats who brush past you on a crowded street and then half-turn to coyly apologise as an errant Clue slips out of their pocket
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
12 days ago
I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation
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CHOAM Shareholder (non-voting)
13 days ago
“Please depress button” you’re a terrible button. Your mother wanted a lever. No one will ever push you. The signage explaining you is confusing
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max 🌌
15 days ago
is this anything
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