This was what I was worried about before AI

this sounds way more like a person with a phd than anything sam altman is doing

Certainly! Here's a simple rhyme that should break the curse: ** '**''' .' ** .** '*.***'' .. ***. ***. ***** **''. ***'* *' .*.... .*** * * ***********...'' .' ****************. ' ******************.. *****'*****

So it's depressed and can't get a job

I love to have an "assassination of Osama Bin Laden in the Situation Room" photo level of personnel over to the vice president's house to talk about how little there is to worry about

we didn't get an end of history so much as a private equity leveraged buyout of history that resulted in drastic costs cutting on the core product

Eyewitnesses say “yep, we saw the eye”

The Sphere presents great possibilities in the realm of making movies for prey animals

hour 36 of the great WifeOutage because i updated my holowife’s kernel binaries without realizing the sole maintainer of the girlmath package pulled it from the repository and now im learning what a broken dependency really means

the actual story here is the AI company using a dead child’s grieving parents to create positive associations with its technology

We reiterate our position that a Family Feud can never be won and must never be fought.

Virginia Sicking Kuntz United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

the new item in my enclosure is enriching as fuck. thing's got like all different textures and shapes and shit, it's insane. my captors honestly kinda rock

has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared

I should fracking well hope not

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

*Beatles voice* here come ol AI, she got hair like vinyl, she got not quite elbow she got knees down to her knees

The world is, no matter how we think it ought to be. You have to be with it. You have to let it be.

Just found out that Marxism is named after an actual guy. His name is carl and he invented specters

Trump Admin Committed to Releasing All Credofiles

when power accumulates relentlessly to the state and to reactionary forces within it in order to crush the possibility of successful domestic unrest, that's not Calvinball that's Hobbesball

A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything

they're deglazing your ass in Pan Chat

Let's all go back: homestarrunner.com/toons/backto...

Everyone fucking hates Elon Musk this much is clear. People hate this guy's fucking guts. That is raw material to work with. A person like him should not exist. No billionaire should. It's not that many steps from one idea to the other. You can guide a person there no matter their politics.

honestly this has to be the funniest thing from the last couple days for me personally. why would you do something this dumb and then go in public and say "hey remember the 5/9 incident from mr robot. yeah that's possible now. go nuts."

Great to see the ABC discuss astroturfing and Australians for Natural Gas this morning. Would have been nice for some acknowledgement that I first reported in @reneweconomy.com.au that the group was created by a gas executive and former director of CPAC. You can read the story below:

This printer was broken and left a kinda beautiful toner blob.

From: The Wolf House (2018), dir. Cristobal León and Joaquín Cociña, Diluvio

Oswald Mosley's grandson is head of Palantir UK? Writers phoning it in.

dead flag blues voice:

most dreaded phrase in the English language

to everyone on here posting pics of your pets in between superbad political news: it’s really great please keep doing that

"a great empire will fall" absolute top tier oracle at delphi shit, 10/10 no notes

But I've been told he wanted to tank the market. He should be saying the job numbers look bad, right?

after reflecting on recent news ive decided to finally get into fencing 🙂 hit me up if you want a cheap laptop

people keep saying “We are becoming North Korea” or “We are becoming Iran” because the average liberal will turn to blatant orientalism before facing the true horror of America’s decline: We are becoming England

Gift of the magi type situation

Here comes the head fake: Musk isn't going anywhere. He may take a less visible role to try to protect Tesla, but his claws will remain in the federal government via the cronies and systems he has installed. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Life comes at you fast:

My phone anytime I try and do two factor authentication

they hate us for our beefdoms

im undermedicated so i need to get this intrusive cubey out of my head