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they/them,
@hogcast.com
, reviled homeowner with a bidet in every bathroom
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Owfie (Oomfie who hurts you)
1 day ago
Guy who spent hours making his mii perfect so he can romance his crush in Tomodachi Life: so what’s my mii up to on your island??? Is he up to anything cute? It’d be lowkey weird if he hit on you haha 😊 Her: he’s married to Mr. Bean and Mr. Bean is doing some stupid Mr. Bean shit.
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Rico Charges
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josh (oldfriend99)
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The Popeyes Gum-Gum lemonade is kinda bad and they didn't even mix up the purple goo syrup in mine, BUT they gave me an extra biscuit and like double the wings I ordered
1 day ago
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📛Transgender Magical Girl 🦊 | 📺🌊🚢🌌❄️
2 days ago
😴 WARNING: this emoji is currently being used as a dogwhistle by online SLEEPYHEADS to indicate their TIRED fantasies about lying in bed and closing their eyes for 8 hours.
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Patrick Monahan
1 day ago
Now that is a face you simply have to tune in to see every week!
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Nelly💌
3 days ago
Tapping the sign
#dorohedoro
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"A totally original take on The Cronin"
1 day ago
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I've been frustrated with my cats' auto feeders being very inconsistent and was about to build my own feeder instead, but it turns out the damn thing just has a fucking ESP32 in it anyway. Now I can bypass their dogshit optical sensor logic and put in a load cell to actually weigh the food
2 days ago
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duen / niko
3 days ago
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wint
3 days ago
me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen
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Scallywag 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🔞
3 days ago
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Clavicular, Androgenic, and Woah Vicky are going to have an Y Tu Mamá También summer
3 days ago
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₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
5 days ago
honestly every day
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You must meet Levi Yoder
3 days ago
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laura "telephoto sniper wolf" cavegift
3 days ago
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JP
4 days ago
In my latest for Playboy, I wrote about meat, masculinity, and "boy kibble," the trend of men eating a pack of unseasoned ground beef for dinner. I argue it's the perfect meal to illustrate the isolation and nihilism in our ultra-capitalist system
www.playboy.com/read/lifesty...
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A Man and His Meat
Boy kibble went viral. Here, John Paul Brammer explains why you'll have to pry his dry, loose meat from his cold, dead hands.
https://www.playboy.com/read/lifestyle/a-man-and-his-meat
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noelle sociohat
3 days ago
the nl cruise could have been goated..
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sexual magician
4 days ago
dreamt there was a big movement on Wikipedia to add 'But who knows? Something beautiful may have happened' to every page about some incident where someone died horribly and mysteriously
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Can't even get sucked off on the NorthernLion cruise anymore. We used to be a country...
3 days ago
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Harris Foster
5 days ago
The only "Unc Gamer" you'll ever hear me talk about is *MY* Unc who works at NINTENDO. He says the Switch 3 is going to come out on my birthday and it's going to come with a luigi's mansion game where all the ghosts have faces of people you actually know in real life
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Doink Dirtwater: The Friendly Man
5 days ago
A few months ago they were threatening to put random wine mom libs in camps over Charlie. Some guy got so mad he called my job to get me fired + threatened to kill me even though I hadn’t said anything. I had to cut contact with people irl. Now we don’t talk about that but these memes are normal lol
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I'm so glad MarriageToxin is getting a good adaptation. The ED goes crazy
5 days ago
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Smiling Friends finale verdict - I'm still frowning. Better luck next time dipshits
6 days ago
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Thinking about establishing a swinger community on the NorthernLion cruise
6 days ago
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doing the Leo pointing meme when they mention the Fischer-Tropsch process in Dr Stone
7 days ago
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Hogcast: Speedy Delivery
9 days ago
When the nasty critics attack, only a Kind Jester can protect our smiles and fix this fucked up society.
hogcast.com/episodes/cha...
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we are watching a review of the new Bojangles chicken rippers
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9 days ago
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Owfie (Oomfie who hurts you)
9 days ago
TECH ISSUES FIXED I THINK
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Owfie (Oomfie who hurts you)
9 days ago
STARTING IN THIRTY MINUTES. TAIL TIME. OR SO HELP ME GOD.
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Whenever I am forced to do work shit at 11pm on a Friday I think I should be allowed to hit my boss with a hammer
9 days ago
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Me when I open up Feeld for the first time in a month
10 days ago
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Owfie (Oomfie who hurts you)
10 days ago
THIS SATURDAY AT 8:30 AM PST!
@drpizzastone.bsky.social
is trying to convince me hardcore Gex is good. 1 hour for each entry in the Gex Trilogy. It's time to tail up or shut up. Join us at
www.twitch.tv/alpclam
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heathcliff, but frog
about 1 month ago
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Holly Anderson 🍇
11 days ago
ran into your girl at the aquarium
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Okay first of all some of us are nonbinary millennials on weight loss drugs, so shut up
11 days ago
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack
11 days ago
Metal Gear Solid Movie dream cast
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foxgirls - It's foxMILF Monday
11 days ago
british girl who says "yum dot co dot uk"
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I've got to go to a stupid data center trade show later this month and with the increasingly dour outlook, I'm going to be doing the Grinch smile the entire time I'm there. Just soaking in the misery
12 days ago
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I'm glad he stopped trying to take over Hyrule I guess
12 days ago
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
13 days ago
If I was in congress right now I would change my out of the office message to “can you believe this shit?” That’s politics
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vanoreo
13 days ago
whoever does it is gonna be remembered for centuries and reincarnated as a lotus flower
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claire 🐶
14 days ago
can't stop saying "the games they're playing are dog" to myself
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
13 days ago
A bunch of comedians that wanted to say slurs without consequences which they were already doing, are gonna be like “I didn’t think he would do war crimes” dude, all he does is crimes.
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I'm so fucking sick of random congressmen trying to hype us up on alien disclosure. You gotta at least show me a body of an alien to get me to give a shit anymore. I believe I will look at it and immediately be able to tell if it's real or not by gut instinct
13 days ago
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Damn the Needy Girl Overdose anime is kinda going for it. I got jumpscared by an ultrasound image that flashed on screen for like one frame
13 days ago
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playoff r
14 days ago
tatsu my GOAT i should have never doubted you king
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On the Hogcast we recorded yesterday,
@pissgoblin.bsky.social
and I created a character that we believe will change society. You are not ready for "The Kind Jester"
14 days ago
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I'm very glad that SBR will be weekly when it comes back this fall. It's just very funny they weren't like "hey here's the premiere as a 40 minute special, see the rest weekly this fall" and had to be forced to say it after people sent them thousands of images of Johnny as Smiledog
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