Alan
@drpizzastone.bsky.social
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they/them,
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, reviled homeowner with a bidet in every bathroom
Thinking about converting my guest room into a replica of the little corner of Chiikawa park where kurimanju drinks on a stump
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Dude in the stall next to me at the Charlotte airport is watching those tiktoks where a TTS voice reads a stupid Reddit story at 2X speed. He's playing it at full volume on his phone while shitting
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Chainsaw "Nanami's Egg" Ma'am ๐ฟ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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The Framemogging of Jesse James by the Moid Robert Ford
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I would still not recommend them unless you're willing to risk your life for minor novelty (I am), but I did pog when the Waymo pulled up and had my vocaloid music already queued up
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Chris Person
3 days ago
Adam Friedland jokemoggs Clavicular in stunning display of podmaxxing
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wint
3 days ago
things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
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TT | Kami
3 days ago
Crying at this image
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I was really planning on doing my Home Server Closet upgrade this year, but if even the hard drives are getting price gouged, I guess I'll just wait until the AI market implodes and that shit goes on sale for hella cheap
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#BeastMode
4 days ago
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How the fuck is Popee the Performer getting a collab in 2026
4 days ago
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It's the first warm day in a while so this dipshit spent all day trying to get my attention so I'd let him out of his enclosure to hang out for a while ๐
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I have to use AI shit for work and the gap between What it Actually Produces and What Upper Management Thinks it Produces gets wider every single day. It's astounding
5 days ago
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Really need someone to make a Mewgenics mod that makes it not look like that, sound like that, have writing like that, or have the name it does. Just make this shit look like dwarf fortress or something dog
5 days ago
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wint
5 days ago
re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" scriptโwe like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2
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Not the Guy
6 days ago
been laughing at this all day especially the way itโs programmed to have the smarmy telemarketer voice
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Movie theater way too busy today. Too many couples. I'm becoming anti-riajuu for today
6 days ago
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Quest 64 Official
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I had some fancy dinners with wine pairings with each course when I was in Asia for work a couple months ago and it has awoken in me the desire to become a wine guy
7 days ago
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Romeo is a Deadman seems cool, but I tried playing and got a black screen for every cutscene that's not in-engine so I guess I'm just gonna wait for a patch
8 days ago
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Wow this is like their "which chipmunk is getting the best head". So proud of them
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Boris
2 months ago
why did they put so much panel lining and needless detail on the avgn costume in the redesign?
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Mewgenics is exactly like Binding of Isaac in having the most rancid edgy Newgrounds vibe imaginable, but just like Binding of Isaac the roguelike dopamine loop is expertly tuned
9 days ago
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U.N. Oomfie was her?๐
9 days ago
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Banshee Neat
10 days ago
Following several male fashion advice accounts and somehow ending up dressing like Klasky Csupo Hamburglar
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Peter Fobian
10 days ago
I stopped listening to Kojima's podcast because it had way too much Geoff Keighley content but tuned in for the episode with Oshii where he tortured Kojima by telling him how he'd logged 100 hours in Death Stranding and hadn't started the story yet.
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I'm the one person who is most excited by the idea of new OPs and EDs in season 2 of Dorohedoro. That shit from the first season went hard as hell
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Me when the devil asks if I would sacrifice all of my friends and family to enter the world of Chiikawa
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11 days ago
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Dandadan was crazy good this week
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Ken Jennings
11 days ago
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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Watching the new Minions trailer and preparing my argument with Russ about whether or not this helps or hurts his ludicrous "Gru did not Rise in Rise of Gru" theory
12 days ago
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They should let the Pajama Parties do the halftime show
12 days ago
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Logan Dean
13 days ago
They got the big game on at the bar
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Ranged Touch
13 days ago
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Maraschino Scaries
13 days ago
Normal people: My head hurts because I drank too much novelty chocolate wine. Creative people: The Rothschild psychic attacks are more and more powerful everyday.
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TJ "Henry" Yosh
13 days ago
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Bluesky does seem generally less unpleasant, but I did see multiple drawings of Little Caesar as a sexy lady today on X, the everything app. So it's kind of a toss up
13 days ago
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My trusty vape finally died so I took this as an opportunity to replace it with one of those big stupid Gandalf vape pipes
14 days ago
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crass
5 months ago
Pee-Wee Herman could survive a Hannibal/Red Dragon/ Silence of the Lambs situation but Will Graham wouldn't make it past breakfast in Pee-Wee's world.
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actual heathcliff comics
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Can he please unjoin the party
14 days ago
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itโs xeecee
15 days ago
do you think itโs a good sign that nearly every hobby subreddit now is mostly comprised of people posting pictures of random stuff they dug out of a closet asking โis this worth anything?โ
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16 days ago
Times article has an incredible illustration
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I like the new muppets thing. I think my take on the muppet show in general is that it's never been appointment viewing for me, but I believe it should exist as a cultural institution more than SNL or any current late night talk show
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I installed a new light fixture in my bedroom ceiling that has a little ring that shines upward, so now I can pretend I'm in the Berserk eclipse whenever I want
15 days ago
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I love when my pipes freeze and water leaks from my ceiling and then I have to have giant loud fans and dehumidifiers running constantly for over 3 days
16 days ago
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Smoking that shit that made me spend 3 hours devising a servo driven button presser contraption to finally integrate my adjustable bedframe into Home Assistant
16 days ago
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I have been having a very bad week, but my boss told me I could take these old Cisco POE switches from the office because he knows I'm a home server freak. It's a few years old but these things are in the $500-$1500 each range. So I'm stoked about that
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My cursed objects arrived in the mail today. One will be taken out of the box and displayed on my shelf. The other I will keep in the box for collector's value and, more importantly, to threaten to send to my friends whenever I want to cause them great distress
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