(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

america has finally caught up with his way of thinking 🤘

gay people i hear you and i see you and i'm watching revolutionary girl utena to figure this whole thing out

AHHHHHHHHH!!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!

art from the month of May

Say Garfield 33 times a day and nothing happens

Used a CPAP for the first time and wow you can actually wake up feeling good and rested. That's crazy

BACKROOMS (Parsons, 2026)

Saw Obsession today. Pretty good, but I simply shake my head anytime someone gets owned by a monkey paw type wish. If I ever had a wish I would hire a contract lawyer first

Uses AI to make a thumbnail and instead of Opie being on it it’s Ron Howard

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

Doug's 2nd Movie coming soon dougs2ndmovie.com

007 stream last night was fun. The game broke while I was talking about Waymos in my Austin Powers costume

Nostalgia guys will always say “I miss when people kept their political beliefs to themselves” you were 8, why would someone talk to an 8 year old about their political beliefs

is everything in order? @drpizzastone.bsky.social

Fake James Bond fan ALERT

Going live now! I've also got another glorp adjacent drink to review

It's a bit last minute, but everyone who knows me knows I LOVE James Bond and am so excited for his great new game. Streaming 007 First Light at 9pm eastern here m.twitch.tv/drpizzastone Don't miss it

Seems to me that young people these days care more about "The Backrooms" than "The Back Walls"

I got one of the new Steam controllers and man... the plastic chemical smell on this thing. It's too good

God damn Dr Stone is so cool. This was how Ivan Sutherland's Sketchpad, the first CAD program and the first real GUI, was made over 60 years ago. Fuck yes dude

youtu.be/THvOpZlh7i8?... I have uploaded my first ever epic saga poem that many are saying is the new Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner

My dream is own a big factory and I’ll overwork all my employees. But every day they’ll get one long break as long as they spend it doing a choreographed musical number about how much I overwork them.

I found out there's a shockingly rich ecosystem of open source software based around those consumer grade EEG headbands today. Thinking of doing some insanely dumb bullshit with that

Ratts Tyerell dying gif

One of my fave things on Wikipedia is going onto the talk pages for mildly controversial subjects and seeing what kinds of arguments you run into. en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

This is a real image someone made to “attack” the new “woke” James Bond video game

My mental conception of of Valve is that it’s mostly a bunch of well meaning nerds all working on various projects like getting HDMI to work in Linux and then there’s one office where Dana Carvey as the Church Lady works and just decides which yuri VNs are a thought felony.

I've been toying with the idea of getting into streaming regularly but I think I enjoy creating weird gimmicks more than anything. Case in point: I finally got my thermal camera stream pipeline to OBS fixed and polished up while sitting through some boring work meetings today

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

Got my BC-250 in today. Plan is to slap this in a mini ITX case with an AIO I got for free when I bought my desktop 9850X3D and make it a living room Bazzite rig. Fucking crazy you can get one of these cut down PS5 APUs for less than a Raspberry Pi these days

hey they just announced the worst possible hunter x hunter merchandise

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

Scholar of the foreskin

Bought some armature wire and started 3D printing some oversized Loc-Line parts. I'm never gonna put up with those shitty gooseneck phone/tablet holders ever again

We've been given a secret briefing from the top podcaster in the country (Kash) about earth-shattering news that will impact the podcasting community: aliens are real and they're going to introduce a fourth type of goo to the Taco Bell menu. hogcast.com/episodes/cha...

I need a larger Dr Stone figure to put in my case but otherwise very pleased with the new setup

Just me and Bro and wait...- 🤨 #dorohedoro

After the constant requests, @viony.bsky.social must take the stand and defend his own childhood classic. But who will judge? The venerable @deathcap420.bsky.social! Who will win, furry freak Mike Meyers or the smooth moves of Waluigi? Find out Monday at 3:00 pm PT/6:00 pm EDT www.twitch.tv/alpclam

Board manufacturers need to be forced to agree to universal terminology for BIOS settings. Don't call shit "AI Super Tweaker". I'm just trying to figure out how to enable XMP on my RAM

Getting really into kefir now. It's like someone made kombucha out of milk

The culprit cooked biscuits, shrimp and fries, police say

i am become linux user, juicer of tarballs