"gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the new bird" what the hell are you talking about man

my family was watching the new stranger things when i got to thanksgiving and no shade to them but that shit is so ass everyone is clearly phoning it in

eating is lowkey the move when youre hungry

"charlie brown had hoes"

they couldnt have tortured me with metallica or whatever at gitmo id be like hell yeah brother ride the lightning

guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him

theyre putting the golden girls in fortnite???

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

it looks like youre about to punch tf out ur niece thats probably why if i had to guess its rly funny

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

all this news is weighing on my psyche too much ive gotta become a poppy stan account

thinking about changing my name to Emergency Sherm how are we feeling

using ai to write a program that destroys all ai am i cooking

yeah man women love it when you have a hole in your sock and your big toe is stickin out it drives them crazy

nerd on geek violence

genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics

is the new bluesky filter so sensitive i have to start censoring swearing and saying unalive because i will kill myself

why does unc tweet like yeat

not to knocked loose post but i am so tired of representation by wealth misplaced

when the game has mod support

@ every game developer please listen to me your game is TOO LOUD its WAY WAY too loud please turn down the game when you ship it every single game is too loud

im glad bluesky is still refusing to ban the transphobes and is limiting the view of posts with evil swearing but allows these obv fake accounts to keep posting animal gore to trick you into donating on a blog page written entirely in russian

im glad im a lowbie bc i ratiod someone making a pretty innocuous comment and now i feel bad sorry

everyone surprised about the louvre password like the presidents Twitter password wasnt "MAGA2020" or whatever

chills...

instead of messages spotify should have added lyric annotations because you mfs have no media literacy

unhand my data you scoundrel

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

cowboy hat guys almost never have that shit on but imagine how good it'd feel to really have that shit on yknow

who tryna link and build at the food kitchen this winter

"the twitter broad left" on the nazi website?? the leftists giving money to the nazi???

we gotta admit it man denzel currys version of bulls I n parade is better than the og, not to pit two bad bitches against each other or whatever

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not bullying people with ai generated protest signs today as an act of good will

Mr Mamdani do you recognize Skyrim as a Nordic state

if conservatives want to own the culture they should try making like a single good work of art start there

I am so sick of living in a world where certain groups insist art & culture be re-oriented to serve their tastes and whims when their own pitiful inability or unwillingness to critically engage with and contemplate creativity clearly demonstrate that art & culture are too good for them.

i dont want to be um actually guy but im legit the target audience as a big fan of legacy and a 20something dude and the reason i didnt see it is jared leto, the fucking grok ad, and mr beast

can we get a president that removes all dress codes from jobs it should be legal to drip and work

i think doing a funny voice is going to be really big in the comedy world soon...

that video of stephen miller clearly malding about getting called short is so funny dude incels run our government we NEED mandatory noogies and swirlies in woke 2 man

hopefully the trump tiktok takeover kills the app because honestly short form shit like that has GOT to go man

this dude is sick i was right

thank god sal vulcano isnt at that saudi arabian comedy festival

what does that jerry guy think about all this drama spawning from his post i have him blocked

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

when i was a child my comfort character was the lego skeleton

One of the consequences of right-wing people buying up different platforms to coddle reactionaries is that, at some point, these guys find out real quick that IRL most people hate them. Blue checks on Twitter won't keep people from beating your ass if you pull this edgelord shit in public.