This is worse than the article she wrote about how she doesn’t have any friends

She’s not mad. She actually laughing.

Lot of good Monsters died in the trenches. Field Rations Monster. Bully Beef Monster. Morphine Monster was never the same.

The domino meme but it’s the original Fear Factor leading to Trump’s second term. Who knows what fresh horrors the reboot could bring.

If that was my ankle I’d be screaming and vomiting and shitting myself, dude was just sitting there like nothing happened. These guys really are built different

whenever someone says they "don't know what party they're affiliated with", they're a republican

butlerian jihad for sports gambling

Just posting the numbers here means you miss what’s going on with Undecideds, where they all look at Platner after learning about the tattoo and go “yeah nah”

It is far past time to stop tip-toeing around people's feelings and start being upfront with members of the gerontocracy. Sometimes it is just time to take away the keys. www.thedailybeast.com/police-repor...

Can we maybe not be idiots and run a great player out of town b/c tge dumbest among us can't take an L like grownups?

...he said while voting to confirm Trump's nominees.

It’s not a coincidence that the best 2 weeks Democrats have had in the last 5 years was when they were calling Republicans “weird” last July. Normal people hate this shit!

A shocking number of people are taking this tweet as sincere political advice.

Use code “indictment” for $5 of free bets on DraftKings

Lumping the Reddit posts (dumb but forgivable) and Nazi tattoo (unconscionable) is a rhetorical trick and people shouldn’t fall for it.

maybe all the leagues shouldn’t have gotten into bed with the sportsbooks. maybe then we wouldn’t have at least 1 player going down a season for gambling also this season is 2 days old!!!

Letting everyone know that the best basketball tweets are back

How I feel about political candidates

This has been @gretchensisson.bsky.social’s personal hobbyhorse since he announced.

This man’s brother is 115 years old.

He will never leave New York. He needs attention like a plant needs sunlight and no one knows who he is outside of the tristate area.

Admitted former PSA fan. I honestly think this is the logical outcome of refusing to leave Vichy Twitter; you can be convinced that lots of young men have Nazi phases when you spend all your time with Nazis.

Got the full NBA league pass package this year (previously just got the Cavs) and I feel like I need to pick a western conference rooting interest. Thinking I might become a Blazers fan?

1. outrageous and offensive 2. speaking as someone who's spent eight years running an organization with a very clear rule that "when the primary's over we get behind the winner, no matter what", I do not think centrist Democrats understand the pandora's box they are unleashing with this bullshit

What drives me crazy is that the defenses of Platner is the same sort of dumbing down of military professionalism that Hegseth is trying to do.

I feel like maybe you should ask for a refund on your degree, Lauren

Having a good brain day

I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!

There is a reason Magic Mike is set in Tampa.

Love to see straight-up eliminationist antisemitism from the GOP

The only white house ballroom I want to hear about is LBJ ordering pants.

Is there a gas leak in the NYT building or something?

Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement. Check out how tiny the crowds were: Philly: 200 DC: "several hundred" Boston: 500 Austin: 1,000 Houston: 2,000

Leaving aside how terrible this setup is, are these people capable of enjoying things in their own right or only in relation to liberals supposed dislike of a thing? All liberals truly living rent-free in their collective noggins.

Seriously, STOP DOING THIS SHIT You only help them when you engage.

We love a good “fuck it, AJ’s down there somewhere”

Write it on your mirror or something: Most People Do Not Want This

This is what democracy looks like. ✊🏻

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I dont think I've ever seen clearer proof that Trump & Republicans know that theyre losing the shutdown fight and are panicking about it than mass joining bluesky on a Friday evening to try and troll liberals about it.

Remember our mantra: Don't Engage, Just Block.

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We’ll know #HoopSky has the juice when we get this level of hatefire over here

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that. No phones, no staff, nothing. I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

God, they’re all so weird

YES, the PA Supreme Court has fairly protected our freedoms! YES, they will be on the ballot on Nov. 4. YES, you can protect our rights by voting YES to retain our fair justices.

I think they’re significantly overplaying their hand. These goons exist in a RW media bubble where most of us don’t live.

As a boring normie mom, it is my patriotic duty to go with my toddler and Taylor Swift-themed sign.

I understand the justifiable criticism here, but Thune doing a 1:1 with MSNBC and not blindly slobbering Trump is actually more than people are giving it credit for. This is the sort of "cracks appearing in the party"