In conclusion, our coffee shop is a land of contrasts

We are so cooked

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Had to read this three times before I realized he was inferring this is bad

Guess I’m relieved that the author of the cooking Substack I subscribe to isn’t in the Epstein files even if apparently works for Bari Weiss now?

Remember an hour ago when Josh Shapiro cried that it was uncivil of Larry Krasner to call these people Nazis?

The Philadelphia 76ers at every moment

Once again, everything is gender

This fucking guy

I owe a lot of Trump supporters apologies for my refusal to believe that there is a secret cabal of pedophiles running everything

it's 13ºF feels like 3º and people are still down there to watch women's sports. now we just need to keep josh harris, a guy in the epstein files, out of the wnba

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

The way People Magazine is eating legacy media’s lunch on Epstein and Minnesota should be studied

“I’m sorry, I just wanted a Frosty” deserves to be as iconic as “unlike Agholor”

After my dad died, my mom cleaned out his media cabinet and found a bunch of VHS tapes of SCTV episodes. He did not own a VCR. RIP Catherine O’Hara. If there’s an afterlife, I hope he’s buying you a drink.

Men are not lonely enough

Where’s Nancy Reagan when you need her

Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.

"Democrats declare crime illegal" sounds like the Onion headline.

One of the hardest things to explain to people who aren’t here is the very real feeling that we are in a war against the federal government. Not only are we occupied by unaccountable armed, masked paramilitaries, but we are constantly aware our neighbors might be abducted in the blink of an eye.

Liberal white men love this because they get to be misogynistic while pretending they're being anti-racist

This is still unacceptable. There is no reform possible for a culture of lawlessness. You have to rip it up at the root and create a whole new culture.

This kind of intellectual firepower is usually only found at unaccredited colleges in Austin

Hector Banana-Bread gets it

NIMBYs would rather push us further down the slope to fascism than live next to a quadplex

Philadelphia Office of Emergency Management:

Greatest city in the world, baby

Build more housing in liberal states

trump wants to kill you. whether it’s an ICE agent shooting you, a cancer drug trial being defunded, increased air pollution, or defunding safe streets funding, the one universal thread in all of their policies is that they think the very idea of making the world a better place is a liberal hoax

I love our reputation for toughness but this is right. Philly is the poorest big city in this country w/ a population that’s 65% POC and more than a quarter of its residents are under 25 years old. People are going to get hurt and it’s going to be the people who won’t get the same sympathy

The people of Minnesota did that. Not Schumer and Jeffries, not Walz and Frey, not the standard-bearers of decorum. The People.

It was a Phillies game and person he puked on was a cop

We need to be as good as Minnesota has been, and that's a tremendously high bar.

A seahawk is a bird, so... Go Birds! (Cheering against the Patriots is a moral imperative.)

Looks like Funko pop version of himself

Every time he posts about Ilhan Omar her “net worth” goes up by like $10 million

Sometimes the celebrity performer bits on Sesame Street feel like a fever dream. Like what do you mean Bebe Rexha is singing about going to the potty?

fountains of wayne utopia parkway welcome interstate managers

Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts

The only white baseball player I’m confident voted for Kamala

Likely place for Bolsonaro supporters to be

People Mag doesn't change the conversation of moderate middle-class women — it channels it. Here's what it's channeling right now

When you’ve lost the niche personal finance software subreddit…

Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon. Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social

NFC East sub has had enough as well.

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

New “women laughing alone at salad” just dropped

This is just being from Boston

Canceling the game was obviously necessary but I really needed someone to hand Steve Kerr a mic and let him cook