"everyone secretly agrees with me" solipsism is a bizarrely popular opinion across the spectrum tbh.

When Trump campaigns for Ossoff’s opponent, he’s gonna go on so many digressions about how Ossoff is “from central casting” because Trump cannot resist a hot Democratic man.

Is your child up at 9pm arguing about tram networks with the entire staff of the FT and some tedious Americans who are not familiar with the concept of a joke? This report make shock you.

Even if I didn’t know her from the Irish-iest show I’ve ever watched (Bad Sisters), I’d still have clocked it. It’s jarring!

Côte d'Ivoire is a Philly team now so I need everyone to lock in for 7 o’clock with me.

Worth remembering that most people's baseline is friendly and good despite our natural negativity bias, which is amplified approximately 6,000x by traditional and social media.

That Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida meme but Maine

babe wakeup the antichrist pedophile president is turning the sacred into the profane again

These people are all just so stupid

"Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power” damn ok James get his ass

WE ARE GOING TO WIN

Ms. Rachel is an absolute hero. A warrior for humanity facing down an army of soulless demons.

Brianna Wu announcing she's leaving the Democrats for an "uneasy alliance with Republicans" because "Israel's enemies are my enemies" is utterly bonkers because SHE'S NOT EVEN JEWISH, SHE'S JUST SUPPORTING GENOCIDE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

The Wizards have a playbook to win the NBA championship. They're using it on the Eastern Conference.

The mental toll of forcing podcasters to attempt to hold real jobs continues apace

Only way I can support the Knicks is if the fans boo him so badly tonight that It Happens.

Blood and soil but make it parochial as everliving fuck.

it's bad that the Secretary of Defense of the US is a nazi

Yeah but none of the music at Trump’s thing will go as hard as Purple Monkey in a Bubblegum Tree

there's a real feeling of like...if a man did something horrible to me or someone i know that guys like this just wouldn't fucking care

I still think y'all should vote for Platner because this is an existential battle for the Republic and maybe the world, especially when it comes to climate and tens o millions of people being plunged into famine and AIDS by the Republicans.

I would love for one of the Platner dead enders to articulate what their red line is for this shit. It wasn’t the Nazi tattoo or the Reddit posts or the casual use of the r-word or the domestic violence so what would, in fact, be enough to lose their vocal support?

PSA: No Kings is supporting watch parties for the Committee for the First Amendment Concert on June 14th- not mobilizations. There are several non-affiliated scam PACs trying to raise money by promising a mass protest that's not actually happening on June 14th. Block them and tell your friends.

goodbye aj brown and thank you for your service. go birds 🫡

There is no such thing as a politically unaffiliated car dealer.

These people are so weird and we should never stop pointing it out

post scheduled for first available time slot, 8:58 est. that's how you know they're serious

A surprising number of you follow this blue MAGA weirdo who can excuse Nazism and the use of the r-word but draws the line at private equity.

The dad on Trash Truck is an absolute smoke show.

It’s me, I’m the bitches

please comment and give the FCC hell ⬇️

None of these words are in the bible

Congrats to Gretchen Whitmer for no longer having the most mortifying incidental White House appearance

MNBA’s most rizzless superstar

A lot of you follow this weird transphobe for some reason

You see "Wildwood" trending and think "oh, cool, new movie!" I see "Wildwood" trending and think "oh god what happened down there now?"

Thinking about the last three or four years of Sixers roster building

Got an idea for a plotline for The Pitt S3

Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a known antisemite because she criticizes Israel, she’s a known antisemite because of all the talk about secret cabals, Jewish space lasers, Great Replacement theory, and Jews killing Jesus. Hope this helps some leftists who are mad at AOC for being right about her today

How are we supposed to know the scoring margin in this Cavs-Pistons game without THE DIFF?

Excited to live in a country where you can mail someone a handgun but not an abortion pill

come on kids, get off screens and go outside! get off the road it's for cars don't ride your bike on the sidewalk you'll hurt someone take your headphones off it's dangerous stop being so loud you're disturbing people don't just loiter around go to the park but calm down there's little ones

wearing a Flyers shirt and Sixers hat at the airport

Ted Turner looking at Roger Vadim and Tom Hayden

“This is gonna sound crazy, but I swear to God, I keep seeing a green dancing bear on the field.”

STATING FOR THE RECORD: I think KAT is a good man, and I like him. I am not accountable for anything I might post about him this series.

this is good. we need to abandon the soft bigotry of expecting women athletes to be smarter than the men