I got some bad news. If these wockaflockas seem like serious people to you, they have slowly turned your ass into an unserious person.

It is still not being a website.

I have long said that ultra wealth is a disease. Not the kind you'd be inclined to be sympathetic toward, but a disease all the same. The exact same behavior, sans the money, would be considered a mental illness by any reasonable metric.

Oh my god, just BE A WEBSITE.

Real artists work on the shit they don't want to do all the time, why the fuck can't I, why am I so flawlessly wired for failure, it's medically fascinating. Fuck.

When I was into playing Silent Service II it asks if you want to use "Historical Torpedoes" and I was always like hell yeah, it's a sim, baby! And anyway turns out our WWII torpedoes worked LESS well the BETTER they were aimed so in the future I advise turning that off and instead enjoying the game.

When I was young, I was made fun of every day for how I looked, or what I was wearing, while my drug-addled poser of a sister was held up as a standard of socializing I should aspire to. It made me despise the idea of social trends and the idealized self. Then I somehow landed in the furry fandom.

Posted all 3 of these guys to FA earlier today and am attempting to extrapolate Freudian insights in terms of which of them my individual followers faved and didn't fave.

Finally checking out the next Cultic chapter, starting with the "Interlude," and I gotta say, don't hate this revolver.

I took a long nap earlier so I've got a ton of extra energy with which to be extremely depressed.

Personally, I'm enjoying the discourse. If I have to hear about soccer every fucking minute of every god damn day, might as well get some entertainment out of it.

We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases

good timing robocop

The contrast of physical attractiveness here is so stark it should result in a severe thunderstorm and possibly tornadic rotation.

Blood West: Dead Man's Promise DLC is in the books. It's more difficult than the main game and I'd say it's slightly less 'fun' in that you don't feel as free to explore due to the heightened sense of danger but I do like that it's different. Staves and voodoo instead of just guns and bullets.

This is a pretty good piece if like me, you just want a moment to eloquently say "god, this sucks" without the pressure of proposing any remedies at this time. And I don't mean that as a dunk, sometimes it's good for somebody to just say "this sucks as much as you think it does."

This might sound like incompetence but let's not overlook the possibility that it's a tacit admission of the projected attendence.

Hats off to the Sun for almost offing this racist. Here's hoping ol' Big Flamey gets another crack at her, and maybe her Yosemite Sam ass husband before the week's over.

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens https://bit.ly/4eTxZ8V

I joke about the 78 degree cap but my biggest concern is that in situations like this, individual people can't generally be trusted to do their part. Everything is basically COVID. Here's hoping New Yorkers manage to pull it out in the end though.

Gotta say, all of these "These Summer deals are HOT🌞" emails I'm getting from various retailers during one of the most brutally deadly summers in living memory would be kind of like sending out a promo that was like "Air fares so low, it's practically a HIJACKING💥" on September 12, 2001.

Alright look, this is good and everything but we can't be having news stories in which the terms "Weird AI" and "AI" intersect unless we're going to commit to putting the dots in A.I. Which seems too hard so I propose just getting rid of all AI, forever.

I like how everyone's anecdote to this is fire. Mine was also fire. We set fires.

I like my chances against Mike Rogers😊

dreamcast forever 🌀

My deepest, most sincere love and admiration to every artist who has never done a Femboy Hooters drawing.

Gotta admit though, it's something the country largely took away from itself by virtue of electing a widely known conman for the second time. So as annoying as it is, at least it feels appropriate. A troll fair from a meme President for a joke country.

I spend most of the year lamenting that certain games aren't on sale and then spend every Steam sale forgetting which games those were. "Why don't you wishlist the - " Why don't you shut up?

Edward: Thoughtful. Pensive. Aloof. Intriguing. Edwin: Intelligent. Awkward. Nerdy. Bookish. Ed: Old.

When a non-furry likes your furry art posts

Discord blocked my British friend from seeing this reposted commission I did for him a couple years back but frequently lets through all the awful, revolting porn I post specifically to horrify him and I think, guys, the internet might be stupid.

lmao what a fucking candy ass headline.

games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games

It's just like MAGA, except it wants a more tolerant, egalitarian society, where everyone has healthcare and the material prerequisites of a life of dignity. I guess from the perspective of the theater critics in media, that difference is invisible.

Those of us who live in liberal areas have to stop apologizing for living in better communities with better, smarter people. It's not getting us anywhere, and I'm tired of showing deference to dying, racist shitholes.

What no one ever considers is: What if "investing in Red America" is just politically hopeless? Can we maybe, for once, invest in blue America instead?

Why is it that the simpsons fandom consistently has some of the funniest shit

You all would be deeply disappointed to see how ugly I am, given how hot I assume my posts make me come off.

Boy that crowd did NOT like Persephone getting eliminated there. #AEWDynamite

The best dishwasher in the restaurant always looks like this

Decent match. Now please let this be the indefinite end of Mark Brisco's main event push. I think we've all been polite about this long enough. #AEWDynamite

Gotta admit though, It Happening on July 4th while he's giving a speech in the heart of our nation's capital would, without a doubt, save America 250. All timer stuff, right there.

Followers should come with health bars which gauge how close you are to driving them away so you can either improve or strategically worsen your behavior.

Somebody buy me the pinball one which apparently actually plays. I've given you people so much porn, and the occasional non-pornographic otter but one of them was gay, gays are what you like, so buy me the toys.

This is a simulator for those token-eating ticket-spitting games at arcades and carnivals and it's basically the greatest game ever made. A collection of those games you love to play but feel like you shouldn't because it's a scam, finally in non-scam form.

This is so cynical that I don't even know where to begin making fun of it. Like everyone's talking about the obvious, but I don't think we should sleep on the idea that these parents apparently view driving their kids to practice as a laborious chore that better pay off, financially, in the end.

MAHA Voter Feels Betrayed   By Continued Survival Of Own Children https://theonion.com/maha-voter-feels-betrayed-by-continued-survival-of-own-children/

Anyway, Whimsy's Switch Shelf says: hoard your physicals.