grand opening grand closing design

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hello i am back online

i saw the hatman last night

just took 3 edibles and a melatonin i’ll see you next next week

lmao this guy fucking stucks

don’t worry, he just needs to warm up a bit

forgot they were wearing their cop unis tonight

ready for phillies baseball

okay crab rangoon time

is it too early to eat a leftover crab rangoon

"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty" - proverbs 3:5-6

the worst part about work is that you gotta keep going back

someone smoking a nasty ass blunt on the subway this morning. and listen, i’m not gonna narc or whatever but maaaan do i really want to lol i want to SO bad. walking into work smelling like dive bar man take that shit outside

TURNER

oh? a free taking back sunday, mayday parade, and bayside show?

You want to keep this going big boy? I know your type your the troll type who wants me to block you. If I do that you win but if you block me you know I win. Well I got news I’m not as dumb as you think not letting some 30+ year old neckbeard get under my skin nope. I know I’m better than you

today is draggin ass my god

there should be a day at the office each week reserved for jammin

currently listening to someone berate someone in the office for not doing something right. not even 8am 👍

well would you look at the time. it’s melatonin o clock

BONK

Rav3rth inning

GARCIA

hell yeah

phils should score here imo

desperately trying to cling to relevance. sad

i’m so tired of emailing people at work and not getting straight answers holy shit JUST TELL ME WHAT I ASKED IN THE DAMN EMAIL FUCK

85 degrees is a little too hot i’m sorry

tidal has been doing this new annoying thing where it throws a random studio album in the live album category for an artist and i really wish they would fix that

i used to work at a big tech company where every morning and afternoon someone would come in to lead a group stretch session where everyone would step out of their work area into the aisle and follow along to get the blood flowing.

damn this guy sounds cool af

cookin

MARSH

are we finally allowed to talk shit on stotts walk up song?

damn i love phillies baseball

lfg 🫡🫡🫡

the babies are currently out

tie right on the bare neck is wild

if you see me posting bad grammar no you didn’t

just caught a falling cheezit with my mouth as if i was dog excitedly getting fed a little treat

in a decent mood today. hope nobody at work ruins that

getting really high and locking in on a bald eagles nest live cam

watching jack white on the coachella live stream

time for a guinness and a gummy