I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

I can’t believe our President will bomb a country we aren’t at war with today But I can’t not believe it

Reboot of The Americans but they don’t wear disguises or do spycraft anymore. They just walk into the White House

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

Saw one for you, @bustedride.bsky.social Alexandria, VA. What you can't see is the Reagan-Bush '84 bumpersticker that really just pushes it over the top.

Trump has to do a 1pm speech instead of an evening speech today because they have timed all his medications so he is alert for the Easter Egg roll

Felix the Cat The wonderful wonderful cat Whenever he gets in a fix He reaches into his bag of tricks Felix the Cat The wonder wonderful cat When he hits you with his vorpal sword The last thing you hear is snicker snack!

This might be the best build of Ada I've done on any Fallout 4 playthrough

Again, ad infinitum: elections matter. The blue wave that hit VA last year is doing a lot of great stuff for citizens, as opposed to the former GOP majority and governor which did the usual GOP shitbaggery.

"this must go so hard if you're stupid" has been the key to all of this

I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

noooooo that’s where my girlfriends live

“Stop interrupting me.”

Is it an FCC violation to quote the president verbatim? Asking for a friend

it also has this one

You know who also rose from the dead

He is risen

So are we gonna get evangelicals up in arms that he said Praise Allah or what? If Joe Biden said that on Easter there would be a Congressional Hearing same day

The fuckin' strait was fuckin' open before he fuckin' started to bomb Iran.

I'm unreasonably angry at "Bridge Day" being co-opted Bridge Day is the one day a year we get to do permitted BASE jumps off the New River Gorge bridge and Donald Trump doesn't get to take that

Happy Easter

Looks like an Easter tablescape my nephew would make...

*frantically tugging collar*

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

He is risen!

Paradise seasons 1 and 2 are very Battle Star Galactica (complimentary)

Good luck to the Artemis II crew.

Fang monster

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Editor: You get those new scripts for G.I.Joe: A Real American Hero? Larry Hama: Sure did boss, real fuckin neo-marxist just like you asked. Editor: what

The uncredited Michael Stipe cameo in the Rocky Horror documentary is a delight

We got a Lego @bitterasiandude.bsky.social

The only troops I respect

Rule 63 Plastic Man

This photo angle hides the turtles on the other side holding the platter of the earth up

Use only one piece of art to convince folks to follow you

Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C: The Novel

Now this? This I would've lined up to see on opening night.

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

In other news, the Epstein Files have released the Attorney General

Tee hee

The worst part of stigmata is how they make my Xbox controller all slippery

My Aunt and Uncle who retired to Arizona have been radicalized into being top notch shit posters Like all day every day That’s how bad Trump is going over right now Old retired libertarians are spending their waking hours creating and reposting memes about what a dingbat we have as President

brilliant, actually