Got the word from the local DZ that a ride to full altitude will be $33 this year. When I started skydiving I could hitch a ride to 13k for $17 This is my "soda pop used to cost a nickel"

VA House of Delegates is on an absolute tear today. Housing! Immigration protections! National Popular Vote Compact! Sick leave! Minimum wage for farmworkers! Removing firearms w/ protection orders! And on and on and on

A new 500 Songs episode is now up! Bruce Johnston! Jan and Dean! Rod Stewart! Questions about gender identity! Getting booked to play New York by accident! Herman's Hermits! Masturbation! Heinz baked beans! Aliens with trousers unlike our own! It can only be the Who, and part one of "Pinball Wizard"

This would affect about two-thirds of the already dwindled-down CISA workforce, and other valuable DHS components, and that’s not good. Otherwise it will eventually make life harder for CBP and ICE and that’s great!

It appears DHS has decided it’s the seventh branch of the military but gets to operate like Blackwater mercenaries

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

This is the way.

Jed MacKay (words) and Sheldon Vella (arts), “The Anarchic Spider-Man,” SPIDER-VERSE #2 (2015). Story pages 5-8 (of 8). Post 2 (of 2).

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If I’m understanding the news correctly, our big, brave strong man administration closed a major southern airspace over party balloons that someone let go.

Point Break (1991) still,one of the best And watching the skydiving scenes rendeered in 3D taking my breath away they did in 2D when I saw this film at he dollar theater when I was 17

Just a reminder that billionaires are not essential to a society. Any worries about getting rid of the ones in the Epstein files won't hurt us one bit

the cats do not like it when I play augmented reality games where I am moving my hands around objects they can’t see

Waves hands If Biden did the the right wing freak out etc

I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.

While waiting for the next @andrewhickey.500songs.com episode, I’ve started listening to Cocaine and Rhinestones. You should too.

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Rep. Ro Khanna just read on the House floor the names of the six 'wealthy, powerful men' whose names were originally redacted in the Epstein files: Leslie Wexner Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem Salvatore Nuara Zurab Mikeladze Leonic Leonov Nicola Caputo www.politico.com/live-updates...

I don't think there's going to be any overlap between HP product and my store's inventory, since I sort of sense comic books are "beneath" JKR, but in case they aren't...I will not carry them.

My mailman delivers my mail with a speaker blasting Method Man shouting "shut the fuck up" I love my mailman

If you don't yel OH! at that part of the National Anthem no matter even when it's just the Olympics on teevee, did you even play for a Baltimore sports team?

#Baltimore I like to make good trouble. We can make good change, too. @makegoodchange.bsky.social

President of the FIA is in the Epstein files? Good luck shaking that hand all season F1 drivers

My cat: ”I am the toughest lady in the world and will fight anyone who crosses my boundaries” Also my cat: wakes me every two hours to,pet and soothe her so she can have sweet dreams

YUB NUB

Age verification? I bought Piers Anthony novels at Waldenbooks

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

I approve of this disapproval

Skeleton makes more sense than Luge to me If I’m going 75 mph I want to see everything ans the luge body position looks unnatural comparatively

I believe this is the first time I've diagnosed a network outage cause to be: ambient temperature below equipment thresholds For equipment indoors In a network closet

Well I let the 2 week return period for my Apple Vision Pro to slip buy so I guess I'm stuck with this darn thing.

I remember these (including the omnipresent ashtrays) from bus stations, train stations and airports.

the bushes were people 😂

GoFundMe to reward whomever knocks Kid Rock's stupid hat off his head and takes a picture I'm in for $20

"Westinghouse demonstrates an electric razor using x-ray technology, May 1941.Photograph by Westinghouse Electric Corp."

So TPusa didn't even have a link to their own big halftime show on their own homepage It's a wonder this supposed Master Race can even tie their own shoes in the morning

Well it would be news if they COULD NOT LEAVE the stadium

Figure skating fans have been waiting all season for casuals to discover this, and the reactions are everything I hoped

We really think a bunch of MAGA CHUDS are at their Super Bowl parties and making everyone turn off the tv so they can watch Kid Rock on their phones right now?

Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon

That’s right, World! Our people on razor shoes are better than your people on razor shoes! USA! USA! USA!