Subtly downgrade a band Cesium Maiden

I would be more surprised if they weren't...

The reality show Alone and all it's versions is my favorite of the competitive reality tv genre. - The finale will make me cry 100% of the time - Despite the title, it actually busts the myth of Rugged Individualism wide open - It shows us why COMMUNITY is the true default state of humanity

The appropriate response from now on when someone mentions that guy is to reply with "Who?" The best legacy is for us to let everyone know he was nobody

I heard there was something on tv last night

Imagine the miserable loser dipshit who tuned into their horst wessel pageant, going to work today. He's like "hey did you see the fireworks and the YMCA yesterday" Coworker like "no I watched football with my buddies and had a pizza, what the fuck are you talking about. Stop being weird"

Cocaine so white it attended a memorial service tonight

My favorite PC gaming controller broke and they don’t make it anymore So I’m on the hunt for another that fits into my hand as well as this last one did Please spare some thoughts for me in this difficult time

My current experiment is to leave vulgar comments on Facebook ads and track how long it takes for them to block me for once

In ”Independence Day” the aliens are defeated when a computer virus is uploaded to their systems This is only feasible because the virus was created on an Apple computer and the Macintosh OS was given to Steve Wozniak by aliens who visited his garage in 1975

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Ah yes, these are the rubber bins and drawers that will finally fix everything and I will finally be organized

my guy all that's your job, if you want it to be my job then put me on the payroll

What if in the Mad Max universe the nuclear bombs only dropped on Australia? Like the rest of the world kept on and has flying cars and utopia but everyone else stays away because “whoa, vacation to Australia is off the list. They will gut you for a gallon of petrol. Best to stay away“

<holding my hand up to my ear and making RING! RING!noises> Friend: what are you doing? Me: I am calling the Baileys? Friend: Who? Me: The Baileys. They are Chuck @schumer.senate.gov ‘s imaginary friends that he listens to instead of real Americans Friend: WTF Have lost your mind? 1/

im having a harder time with politics than i ever have in my life, including the iraq war and the recession. we're in a full blown fascism explosion and the so-called opposition party has never been weaker. everything we've stood for as americans is being eroded, with a whimper.

If we have to kill Disney on the way to destroying Trumpism I guess that’s just a sacrifice we will have to gleefully make

History Lesson: The Soviet Union built Bagram Airbase back in the 1950’s. 🙄🙄🙄

<Picking up District Taco bag> “This bag feels light” “Sir, you usual three vegan tacos are in the bag” <clears throat> “I said this bag feels $50,000 light. Wait, are you recording this? If you‘re a cop you have to tell me”

Fight Club (1999)

In this house we cheer when Lawson gets overtaken #F1

The Curse of the Koala Hats #F1

odds of this Grand Prix being called for time instead of a checkered flag? What’s the Vegas odds on red flags?

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

A friend posted this Robert Crumb nailed Donald Trump all the way back in 1989

I read a book more than 35 years ago and imagined it as a movie many times since And I tell ya what, they nailed it

So overnight Trump fucked the entire tech industry that has been kissing his ass at public events and bringing him gold plated bribes

If you are one of the almost 100 Dems who voted to honor the guy who said the Civil Rights Act was a huge mistake, don’t bother asking Black people to vote for you, donate to you or canvass for you next year. Don’t bother. Please. And don’t be shocked if you get a primary opponent.

The Curse of the Koala Hats #F1

F1 qualifying today

I see the pervy thirsty F1 camera operators and directors are at the track today Seriously , we don’t need the male gaze lingering shots on every young woman in the crowd Show the qualifying

I dearly love James Vowles when he tries so hard to put on the mask and give normal human interaction in his interviews as Team Principal at Williams He is the little guy who wants to just talk about the smallest technical details in detail and with passion but he works hard to sound normie

turns out it's pretty hard to put an hour's worth of charlie kirk together and hold up the "he was not a white christian nationalist, actually" charade

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

Chuck @schumer.senate.gov can claim he is a leader when I see him do something like this

“I have worked in this place for two weeks. Why have I not been promoted to Director yet and why isn’t the CEO implementing all my suggestions for change?”

So has anyone released the app that only has one push notification yet. You know the one. 🦀

Today finally brought me an opportunity I've been awaiting for months: a Cybertruck driving by slowly, close enough to the curb to talk to at a normal conversational volume, with the windows down. As it passed I did a thumbs-down and calmly said "Dumbass car for losers." The guy was ENRAGED

I think even more than this is that they know that if Democrats nominally take power in the future - it will be DEMOCRATS who will let them off the hook and start bleating on about bipartisanship as they kick their own voters in the teeth. What is there for the GOP to fear? NOTHING.

Just got my Flu shot So F U RFK Jr

The ACIP vote was tied 6-6 for requiring everyone to get a prescription for the COVID19 vaccine. The chair broke the tie by voting NO. Prescriptions will NOT be required.

I like this. Since under RFK Jr, Covid shots are now for people with underlying conditions that put them at risk, Michigan’s chief medical executive Dr. Natasha Bagdasarian states that not having the most recent Covid shot constitutes such an underlying condition. www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/inside...

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Disco Elysium is truly the most leftist game of all time, the studio immediately collapsing into bitter infighting demonstrates the depth of its authenticity

Anytime you are in and Assassins Creed Shadows Fight where you need to be able to block and dodge with perfect timing The camera going behind every Obstacle:

Holy shit

All My incident reports now just blame Antifa for any downtime