The Seasonal Spider of Merriment bids adieu to fall and Halloween, and prepares for Christmas decorating.

…oh.

Turns out you can make money on war even if you’re not doing war anymore.

Shame isn’t always bad. Fear of shame usually keeps people within the left and right lateral limits of societal norms. Normalizing everything? Well thats how we get a dude writing thousands of words for money about how Bobby K Jr smashed his fiancé.

Wait I was told by top men that these guys were sigma alpha sheepdog strong dudes. …they aren’t. They’re pathetic. They’re sad lemmings, forever stuck at 15 years old being angry at dad.

Well that certainly is an opinion.

They’ve found the ultimate clickbait. “This big ass volcano is kicking off. You might die, you might not. Click the link to see if you’re getting Pompeii’ed…the location might surprise you.”

Pitiable, indeed, is the soul untouched by the simple grace of a daily roll-up from his Bird Buddy.

Lameness abounds.

That recommendation? Don’t drive boats into bridges.

Toddlers are running the country.

There’s no reforming this.

Every day we grow closer to him saying the wrong thing to the wrong reporter and dentures flying. (Since Bluesky turned decided to go the snitch route and turn State’s witness I have no intention of becoming a journalist, talking to the president, or punching the president)

Counterpoint:

“Mr. President…we know you’re healthy. Perhaps the hoarseness is from Bill Clinton giving you a tonsillectomy with his diii- <tackled by Secret Service>

I watched Dune 2 on the flight home yesterday, and wife put “Wonka” on today. I have decided they are the same movie -Weird white boy shows up -mom is weird but a driving force -he promises the world -topples the powers holding him back -begins a galactic jihad

Well that’s fun.

This dude has a family. Wife and kids. “Not now, Jimothy. Daddy has to post vague threats, so your homework has to wait.”

“Let MTG in!” Fuck no. If a pack of hyenas is fighting outside would you let one of them in? No. It’s a hyena. It’ll eat your kids. Similar to MTG, kid eating and all.

The Pope is from Chicago, a place known to not fuck around. And the church has a rich and storied history of dealing with heretics in novel and inventive ways. Get his ass, pope.

Damn they lost Christian Nationalist Hercules? Might actually go home for Christmas to watch the south be in shambles. “Aunt Lori that’s cool and all but what about Donnie getting domed by Slick Willy?”

Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.

Yes!!! We’re at the “Found God” stage of mental collapse. Tick tock. Only a matter of time now.

At Orvis buying winter stuff and, for some reason which I can’t quite explain, this made me thing of current events and allegations involving two presidents. Not sure what it could be.

How chummy is too chummy? Great question. A: “Hey let’s go to Bob’s for some beers.” B: “Nah man he creeps on kids.” A: “Word? Ok I called the cops. Let’s go to Bob’s and watch him get rolled the fuck up.” B: “Good call. Way better than violence.” A: “Yep.” It’s that easy.

If you’re still working for the government, you’re the bad guy now. This is who and what you are.

So this can go one of two ways and it would be best for all involved if there were free and fair elections because the alternative is much more violent. And that would be bad.

The stress is getting to him and he’s molting like a sick parrot.

They don’t. They’ll literally be vaporized. Two minutes into SEAD and chill the whole country will be a Type 3 control for literally a week.

Watching Dort be awful has inspired me: I’m popping a selfie at his funeral when he collapses under the strain of his nothingness. “Glax that’s awful.” Yes. Yes it is. But the dude absolutely sucks, and it’s not like he has friends or family that will be offended. Hating on a whole new level.

Man fuck Texas. Garbage ass peasant state.

Is there anything they won’t blame immigration for? I understand this approach. It’s the tried and true, “We can’t be the hero without a villain because we have no good ideas and are generally awful…” But damn man. Get a new song and dance. How stupid and bereft of hope are their followers?

Hm.

Texas online: “shall not be infringed🔫 🇺🇸🙏🏻” Texas while in Texas:

Hand to God and on the souls of my ancestors, I saw a guy wearing loafers with fake bitcoins. Like, the physical coins. His suit was entirely too small and he was wearing a backpack.

Oh they are in shambles. Might go home for Christmas and check on the part of the family that has long since been written-off. Not out of familial ties or any of that nonsense, but to see if I can get a fight out of it. A real one though. “Bet you guys feel dumb as hell, huh? <violence ensues>

We’re going to find out Alex Jones is in to some real illegal shit by the end of this…

I’m not Catholic. But: If two Popes told me I was fucking up, I’d stop everything and reflect.

And so does my wife.

If you post something with replies and quote posts disabled, just know that I screenshot it for use when you implode from the emptiness inside when the attention goes away.

Stones mentioned.

Things are happening. They know.

Get the jacket. Get two. And a vest. And a quilted jacket.

This doesn’t sound like immigration enforcement anymore…

I see Communism is suddenly a hot topic in the discover feed. The only joy I would derive from communism is watching the terminally online leftists be forced to do manual labor because posts do not an empire maintain.