140 PIM. 6 Ejections.

You do not need to engage all the time. It's okay for you to take time for you. It's also okay to realize that you've outgrown some of your college friends. You don't owe loyalty to people you happened to live by. It's a huge world, go enjoy it.

Checked the score, and apparently I have two RBIs and a run off of Blackburn. Anybody else want to jump in on this?

Ok so next game…

In which the local yokels realize ICE/CBP are, quite literally, a law unto themselves backed fully by DOJ.

We gotta cancel tabless legs until we figure out what’s going on here.

In a normal world this dude would be a sullen kiosk operator in a failing mall or a gate guard for a self storage facility. They have no future after this, and I promise you industry will not be kind to people with ICE on their resume. Not out of bias, but because the applicants are awful.

Big talk coming from someone who has never reached the top of a fridge.

i’m insanely progressive for a 48 year old white guy military veteran but i’m sorry you cannot do zoom calls from a room that looks like a funko pop store some of these youngsters need to tighten up the ship. no cap. rizz. whatever the fuck you say.

99 Red Balloons (English) 75bpm Piano driven with extreme delay Decaying syncopated rhythm Accents of guitar tuned to c# Vocals by Chino Moreno

Ain’t nothing gangster about dudes holding paintball guns. These are miserable empty husks of men that will probably find a bullet at the bottom of a bottle after they look back on their lives in a few years. Especially ol’ Cochise there.

PAOs were, are, and will be the absolute worst

Pretty neat how we said ICE would be used as gestapo and they’re actually doing gestapo stuff. They are being used way outside their charter and pretty soon they’ll be the national police.

He’s a fucking dictator.

We’re basically Russia now, where podcasters and milfluencers shape policy.

The driver as the air filter fails to block any of that smoke, which they just sat in.

He does because he's an abstraction now for 6-7 different fascists in a trench coat.

“…without a doubt.” If I were China? I’d start smoking American fishing boats. Just because.

Without hyperbole: They’re cooking up a massacre of US troops based on the whims of a 79 year old moron, a failed natty g Major, and a few big twitter accounts.

Podcasters are running the country.

Could be worse. They could be hawking the CZ SCORPION EVO 3 S1/S2 SERIES, which is a High-performance semi-automatic pistol cartridge carbines for modern sport disciplines and beyond.

“Warrior.” Petey doesn’t know it but that term is used as a slur. It’s up there with hits like: -Shipmate -Devil -Troop -Gunfighter -Motivator -You stack jumping team killing fuck

Whole damn team is in the hospital. But:

We are ruled by bloggers, podcasters and con-artists. And they are all maximally WEIRD people.

Smart kids never skipped class to smoke cigarettes and drink vodka in water bottles because they got bored. …Double Deftones reference. Back to School off of White Pony. And Bored off Adrenaline. Deftones, unlike ol’ tea guy here, don’t miss.

Manifesting.

And that, my friends, is what 2026 will look like. Obviously with some memes, Ted Cruz denying that he skins cats, and maybe a declaration of emergency of some sort. But yeah man. Not looking good.

Real Gs chop dudes in half with a 240 when they’re young, and then go home to get real jobs and act like normal human beings. Clinging to that nonsense is poser behavior.

Natty G Soup Sandwich SNCO got something to say!

Si cenam quietam cupis, pugnos paratos habe. Holidays are coming. Relatives will be talkative. Remember: Activate the hips and core Rotate, squish the bug, Hips>shoulder>arm Don’t over extend. Follow through and drive them through a wall whilst executing small or major joint manipulation.

I am convinced a nefarious actor has infiltrated the 49ers medical staff and is conducting an elaborate campaign of sabotage.

He is the definition of Air Assault.

The Democratic Party is as stupid, out of touch, and incapable of governing as the far right says it is. Whole damn country is collapsing and they’re making cat videos.

Personally if I fucked up so bad our enemies were quoting me, I’d disappear. But not Worst Rick. He doubles down. This is why PAOs should be bullied by real soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines.

But. Boy Scouts taught me you don't need to be the fastest or the strongest to lead. Martial arts taught me your brain is the best weapon you have. The alt crowd taught me posing is the worst sin.

Baby Huey lookin ass. Gearbomb with pistol (peep the 550…imagine trying to draw that) on his chest like it’s 2005, with that sweet BFA and MILES gear. This is InfantryDort.

Every now and then he has a take that levels entire cities.

I dunno man. I guess we’ll have to see once you’re done arresting people in court houses as they follow the process. Maybe go after actual gang members and then talk all that shit.

What a time to be alive.

Them: “Calling us fascist is a violent crime.” Also them:

God I hope it’s like his jet review.

Actually grown in a lab at Liberty. Except ol’ Dicky “Dude your fucking face” Strocher. He’s a Grok rendering from a surprisingly accurate Cory Feldman description.

They’re grown in a lab at Liberty.

Man I talked waaaaaaay too much shit for this game to be going this way.

I do believe we are in precedented times, unfortunately.