…so hear me out. I’m a veteran. But…I’m so likable a lawyer married me. An actual attorney. So that means I am trustworthy, smart, and presentable. Seriously: A lawyer, like you see in movies, picked me. So you should too. Vote for me.

Hindsight being what it is, we should have let them chug fish tank cleaner and poison themselves with horse dewormer.

Greenland and Saudi Arabia are damn near the same size.

Get fucked, Texas

“If I’m not president you’ll all be in jail” is a great motivator.

Secretary of the Interior…

At 20 seconds you see him activate the CS grenade. No threat, no urgency, no conceivable reason to escalate. These dudes are just hurting people because they’re mad.

One of these days he’s going to nod off on live tv and just not wake up.

There’s really no law, then.

“…from a grateful nation.” <framed image of Jugged Xi is presented> <Caskets are Lowered> Wife of one of the fallen: “no cap for real on gang he loved that shit for real for real…”

They’ll put their hands on anyone they want to. Not another penny for this government until they shut this down.

…cannon fodder?

My man right here already ended it.

Wesley Hunt is just not a good dude

…an allegory of 2026.

Your government will kill your wife in front of you and then brag about it on TV.

America is about to show the world what we’re really about.

Guys I know the world has gone to shit, and it’s a big tent, but do not bring Discovery Feed cretins here.

Now. I’m no expert on the continuum of force or escalation, but where I come from it’s very simple: The Gun is the period in the sentence. The conversation is over. Everything has been exhausted. These guys? They’re escalating. They want to shoot you and are just fucking waiting for an excuse.

The essential position is “kiss my ass or I’ll have the most friendless loser your high school ever produced come shoot you in the face, bitch”

This government is at war with its people

IT FUCKING WORKED

The Relic is out

Ok refs. Bullshit call.

Go back to Yuma, fuckface #mpls

This is the regime.

So I see a lot of posts about buying whistles. I see your PE teacher whistle…and raise you an Aztec Death Whistle. These things are absolutely wild. Get five or six of these going at once and you got yourself some serious psychological effects.

The last 2 years of 49ers football

And the Achilles monster gets #85

God DAMNIT

Big Trent is suited up.

Should they have cared about all this before now? Yes. Did you reach the right position before them? Sure, here's a gold star. Do we need their numbers to make this work? Yes. Please stop acting like the hipster who knew about this band before anyone else. We actually do need the normies.

Show of force in Target…by a hobbit that can’t tie a scarf. These are weak men.

It's actually a good thing that previously apolitical normies are finally getting angry and starting to speak out. We need the numbers in the streets and at the polls. If your response to them is "no, fuck you, too late," then you don't actually care about stopping Trump. You're just preening.

Interesting comments from Mr. Homan, who happens to have the perfect demeanor and dimensions for his follow-up career as a hanging ornament for a lamp post in the future.

<Papal inner monologue>: “oooooooh Ima get this bitch right here when we’re done. This motherfucker. Put this ring right upside his fucking big ass head. Get the Cardinals to start stomping and all types of ill things.”

Murderous threats and authoritarian logos aside…take a look at her pupils. Thats drugs right there.

World has gone to shit. Might as well get real weird. -drop 1,000,000 tons of dry ice into ocean -blow up the fucking moon -kick off a nuke in a volcano -drop a nuke into the Mariana’s Trench -Live in a pool of that liquid o2 from The Abyss

This is a new escalation, and things are moving exponentially faster now.

Gramps is losing it! Put him in a home!

Reactionaries reading Tolkien

Two men may win a national championship, but only one is escaping the state of Indiana. And it shows.

Look man…if your government is applying this much effort from every branch and agency to justify murdering a woman in front of her neighbors on a school day…they might be the fucking bad guys.

Not sure this can be reformed. They’re advocating for the state murdering those they find to be smug.

Goodness gracious, Indiana.

The bot farms on twitter have reached astronomically high numbers. There is no chance 120,000 people liked a post about a murder, yet they’ll use this as some sort of mandate.

I watched the video. He got mad because he got called fat. So he shot her, and then called her a “fucking bitch.” This was a murder. Your government is enabling murderers.