At the entrance of the Ft. McHenry tunnel with @allthingscivil.bsky.social and the Blue Angels just went vertical over the car. That shit was gangster. Love me some Blue Angels.

Staffers…I know you normally just brag about who your boss gets coffee for and how maybe next time you’ll make the list for that dinner, but we need you to track this thing down and report back.

Far better to rage about damn Warren loading the bases like it’s his job, and Volpe just forgetting to how throw.

Yankees defense is just lazy.

Herons rock.

Four hats…four runs.

Insanity

He summed up existence in four words.

To clarify: They really messed up.

Sure, things may suck, but the worst people you know really thought they made it just one week ago.

Me and the homies watching the MAW absolutely fumble at the LZ, knowing we are riding with the 160th later if we live through the work up.

SEVEN! There has to be a better way. 👉👂 …I’m being told England needs me and I have to take the throne.

Art

Not a fake post.

We On Go.

ITS HAPPENING

Hey if you’re just some dork out there on the internet, stay on twitter if you’re going to opine targeting systems. Or better yet:

Schwarber…

These fucking dorks. Hey. Blue Badge IC types. You work for losers.

…very unclear, these instructions. But my Klondike bar is definitely telling me to do something.

Anybody ever seen what happens when dudes just *stop* taking gear and T after being on it nonstop? The body simply ceases making testosterone. Everything breaks. And then they go absolutely pants on head crazy.

Oswald after my explanation of yet another global calamity brought about by this administration.

Me: Yes I’d like to buy this birdseed. Deborah: Oh have you gotten any woodpeckers? Me:No… D: Ok well with this one you will. Marge? Marge: Oh yes. Many woodpeckers. Many birds. And only $10 more. Two grandmas at the bird store upsold me.

Make-a-wish administration.

✅ pseudo-VCPs disrupting lives for the locals ✅Slack jawed Alabama and Utah Natty G ❌Clearly defined goals They brought the GWOT home, gang.

Hello? The Police? Check on Tim Hill. That mfer haaaaas to be betting on games. Two hit batters in a row and then a grand slam…

Volpe. You idiot.

I do be saying these things.

Indiana, you have been nothing but awful since I got here and now you’re trying to make me stay.

Hey who here is from Indiana? Your state sucks. Its people are a joke. You are less than Ohio.

It’s like they want him to be excommunicated so they can have another culture war to post about.

Good lord, Messi

30 minutes. He’s still going. I have learned that there is an Indiana accent, and I hate it.

In normal places, there’s a chyron that indicates bad weather. But not here. Not in Indiana. This guy has been talking for 14 minutes now. I am in actual hell.

…just let him wander off. He’s got secret service. He’s got an entire staff. Let them deal with this.

Heck yeah man.

🍊 is gonna have them add *so* much chlorine, it’ll shock you. 🔊: It’ll. Shock. You. 😂

That’s not how that works.

Immediately hunkering down in the Situation Room because the Epstein Files are getting released doesn’t exactly scream “I have nothing to hide.”

On second thought, New Zealand may actually not be good at soccer.

Hell yeah

Volpe you bum

Hell yeah lobster mural

Really interesting way to find out Adobe has circumvented both 15 C.F.R. Parts 730–774 and 31 C.F.R. Part 560

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