My husband just said, “I’m sorry you’re cranky” to me which completely cured me of any crankiness

1970 Cadillac Fleetwood Sixty Special

We'll come out of Chattanooga tonight with three goals and three points. 💪 #OneMeansAll | 0-3 | #CHAvOMA

Maybe I’ll do yard work tomorrow. Yay.

1975 BMW 2002 4-Speed at No Reserve

The plural form of squash is squashies

Our secretary has been here 3+ years & still doesn't know what my team does vs the prepress team, so she's constantly transferring calls to the wrong dept. Answering the phone: giving dumbasses jobs since the 1800s.

The Kirby Puckett Bar (1994-1994): Minnesota Twins' legendary outfielder, Kirby Puckett, was honored with his own candy bar--a milk chocolate bar filled with caramel and crispy rice. It was marketed as "a bundle of energy".

This is cute as hell

@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social You know I would

Love a tie at 28 seconds.

Hey hey hey boys… I’m taken.

Darnold looks like all the people I encounter on I80 who don’t know where the fuck they’re going.

Red Baron-Style Children’s Ride at No Reserve bringatrailer.com/listing/red-...

(you put the fun into dysfunction)

Constantly amazed at how many people don't know which lane they need or what direction. they're going. It's 7am, how are you LOST?

Why am I so thirsty, I’ve had a bunch of liquids tonight

#CanCheck Not bad. Joe says it’s not for him so I get all of them. (They were free)

If you have to go to bed, put the tv on Kimmel & just leave it there.

Whaddya mean I have to go to work tomorrow, I was just there today

L28-Powered 1971 Datsun 240Z 4-Speed

If I’m not told the problem isn’t me, I’m gonna assume the problem is me.

1988 Volkswagen Scirocco 16V at No Reserve

When people don't answer my texts this week, imma double text and say, "I see you got raptured congrats" until the joke gets real old

The mechanical upgrades performed on this extremely tidy 1965 Chevrolet El Camino should unlock improved performance.

I should have an Oscar for my portrayal of someone who’s always holding in her passive aggressiveness.

listen, like any normal person i already experienced the rapture: when i was seven years old i hid inside a clothing rack at marshalls and then i lost my mom so they had to call her on the loudspeaker to come collect me

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

that has to be a rough day the day you scrape off your "jesus is coming back" sticker and just like show up at your job

19k-Mile 1990 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo 5-Speed at No Reserve

Gettin spoopy up in this beeetch Almost done.

Shot every time Arsenal scores? Usually not a problem

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Hahahaha I love sports always have please don’t look back at my previous posts hahahaha

ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

392 Hemi-Powered Chevrolet 3100 Pickup Rat Rod

My parents are “oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I had surgery yesterday” years old

The seller has spent some money on refurbishing this fuel-sipping Honda CRX - is it worth it?

I think I just died & came back in :01 GOOOOO BIIIGGGG REDDDD 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

GBR!!!!

And some people don’t understand why some of us don’t have children…

Casemiro scored and then decided he was done for the day

Pretty nice day for yard work. I’m not gonna do any, but…pretty nice day for it.

See?

🎶is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your maaaainnn bitch🎶

It's right, then left, you white people.