The kids are alright

Are the Messi Superstars thinking about me, too?

1990 BMW M3

1,800-Mile 2005 Dodge Viper SRT-10 Roadster Mamba Edition

Bulldogs are like if Danny DeVito was a pet.

the email found me real bad thanks. could not have been worse timing, idiot

These people would rather spend an extra 90 minutes on the roads in snow than take a day off & that's exactly why the boss will never shut the place down. 🙄

Modified 1973 Buick Riviera

Ronald Acuña Jr. hits a 397 ft single in his first spring training AB

We couldn’t fix our headsets over half because we were having a pint.

GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL EZE!!

It's mad how we were not able to play football before they got headsets

45-Years-Owned 1969 Chevrolet El Camino Custom at No Reserve

1989 Toyota Pickup Deluxe 4×4 5-Speed

RIP Tormenta

Me hearing a James Gang song: That sounds exactly like Joe Walsh Me after my brain turned back on: It is Joe Walsh you numbnut

Still mad at Target for not letting me add baseball cards to my pick-up order. Sometimes a bitch doesn’t want to go inside where she’ll spend another $200, okay?

Omadome in effect, what up my party people, put your hands up! Make some noooiiise

It’s gon’ snow 0-15”, starting at 9am or noon or 7pm and last until midnight or sunrise or never.

I rarely return home without cars. The man knows what I like. @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social

I’m gonna get into like golf or something dumb like that

Hincapie GOOOAAALLLLLLL Fuck your offside

STAR BOY #COYG

1978 Pontiac Firebird Formula

🎶 Standin in line you believin' the lies bowin' down to the flag ya got a bullet in your head🎶

More ridic coworker convo this morning, today's topic was "my kid wants to be an F1 driver but I don't even know how to get him started". I kept my mouth shut.

1988 BMW 325 Super ETA Coupe

Thicc Tuesday.

My 2 young coworkers are turning into psycho "everything's toxic" podcast listeners. The youth aren't going broke via avocado toast, it's the $25 window cleaner and $200 organic cotton towels

This 1974 Chevrolet Corvette is a well-optioned survivor and is one of the last built with a 454ci V8 under the hood.

Good day achieved. Should I have more 🥃?

❤️

Whiskey whiskey yum yum yum

This Caddy knows its way around a course https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1984-volkswagen-caddy-4/

Feb 13. It’s 63 degrees, sunny, no wind. My front door is open and it’s beer time.

Based on all the stupid questions I've heard this week, I don't know how some of my coworkers make it here everyday without help.

14k-Mile 1976 Chevrolet Cosworth Vega Hatchback Coupe 5-Speed

Beer people, do I need this? I don’t think it’s going anywhere, considering the wall of bourbon county.

Shucks

Yayyy I get to buy myself a new gas range for Valentine’s Day!

The 427 R-Code V8 under the hood of this 1963½ Ford Galaxie places an incredible 425hp at the driver's disposal.

Ok people only a couple years older than me, stop dying plz.

🤣

If you've dreamed of an E46 M3 Touring... https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2003-bmw-325i-sport-wagon-21/

1964 Ford Ranchero 5-Speed

The LOUDEST (derogatory) DC2 Teg I’ve ever heard is testing something around & around my ‘hood & I wish they wouldn’t.

LOLZ

[sniffly] I need to make a hot toddy... *sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves* I need to make a whiskey.