Certain people have used up more than their fare share of oxygen and I would really appreciate it if they would stop.

I’ve been researching surgeons and a lot of their websites have “you must be at least 25 because we agree with Trump” type shit, but I did come across one that was a long pro trans statement that ended like Private Jackson saying, “pack your bags boys, war’s over,” in Saving Private Ryan.

Look, I just want 5 minutes alone in a room with whichever motherfucker decided hormones and saying “I AM a real girl! I AM, I AM!,” in the mirror 5 times a day deserved to be described by the same word. Honestly, 15 seconds will do. You can even leave to door open.

Being back in car has one benefit, you can’t bait rabbits on a motorcycle!

Bummer that they got cut off before being allowed to ask why he thinks his hospitals' main function should be to torture and kill people.

I can tell more people accept me as a woman because when I say, "wow, I have really been able to feel myself getting weaker, especially now that my T level is 7," they reply with shit like, "are you sure it isn't just the phase of the moon?"

It’s a specific list. I don’t know what they’re doing on the back end but here’s the link (users on the list turn over regularly as bots/compromised accounts get suspended)

Fix your hearts or die.

I know the F slur is popular with a lot of trans people, and I have to say it hits a little differently when you've had a conversation with an older gay man who hates the slur, and who shows you his boyfriend's square in the aids quilt, or names which documentary has scenes shot at his death bed.

You can tell the economy is doing great because when you pull in to the gas station all of the pumps show an even $20 instead of people filling their tanks.

I like that the economy discourse has moved on from, "shut up tranny, a man is talking," to "If you aren't an unwashed vegan on a bicycle you have no right to complain about being poor."

"Birdo is, as we all know, underpaid trans baristas and programmers. Always overlooked, but without them, the entire economy collapses"

Me reading “the art of war” in high school: this stuff is so ridiculous! People need a book to learn these basics? It’s like 15 pages!!! DOD reading it: Why the hell would I follow this. This book is wrong. Im going to do the opposite.

Hi @katie.bzky.team, I came across the following HRT pharmacokinetic simulator while trying to figure out a supplemental T dose and it matched up with my lab results much better than several others. I think it may be the weight input that made it better for me. You may consider this for PGHRT.

@clairewillett.bsky.social OMG I just did my taxes for free in less than an hour I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ABSOLUTE HERO!

I initially was in agreement with the quoted thread, but then I went and read the study for myself and saw the qualifier for all of these encounters was "(2) the woman’s actions or words that communicated nonconsent." This study is gross. 5-40% of participants were clear that they knew it was rape.

My mushing calendar says it’s “be kind to lawyers day,” which I think means @sasshole.bsky.social get to pet every large animal he can find today. It’s not kind to say no to Sass.

@realfollowers.bsky.social Is it more than 3? I really don't think it's more than 3.

So we get what looks like a paid political operative who has pretended to be from at least 3 different states and they still can't get her to go in on their anti-trans bullshit?

What else would you expect when the best she could do was tie for fifth??? LOOOOOOOOOOL

"I need a light movie today, Netflix says this is a comedy, ok." "Huh, this is kinda rough so far." Look it up: Aronofsky Shit! And fuck Netflix.

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Gen-X vs Millennial: Did you watch the Challenger disaster on this, or 9/11?

I am considering being the worst kind of trans stereotype and going by Katie just so I can get a cute girl to sing Jerry Jeff Walker to me with an acoustic guitar.

This says "BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES," but everyone is reading it as "bad OR irrelevant takes," and the number of great but irrelevant takes I have seen tonight has been really wonderful.

One thing I am really enjoying about this trolling is that it sure looks like Iran makes less homophobic jokes than Gavin.

cow goes "moo" pig goes "show me your ID"

I’ve been sick, I haven’t done my hair or makeup in a week, and I’m sitting in a pizza place with my hair in a shitty pony showing off my receding hairline and still getting gendered correctly. I fucking love estrogen.

While these laws are outwardly about preventing minors from accessing porn sites, the reality is that they're being applied to mainstream and independent websites, and require adults to submit their personal information in order to access swaths of the internet. mashable.com/article/age-...

@katie.bzky.team I am never going to forgive you for teaching me about 3 cueing.

It’s bright and sunny outside which is fun because it’s gonna fucking rain on me when I’m headed home and I rode my bike today. The weather forecast shouldn’t have been wrong last night.

I doubt anyone has any plans to deal with this, but I would suggest capturing a bunch of bats from under the Congress Avenue Bridge and releasing them in the White House.

I was a little frustrated at myself for not getting my doctor to knock vitamin D off the lab tests since insurance companies won't pay for it anymore, but OOPS, it's low again. That explains SO MUCH. Fuck.

Nasa needs to replace her official headshot with this photo!!! 😍😍😍

I read about this a made the recommended changes years ago. I don’t know how to get my non-tech-savvy friends to do the same. This is a really annoying fix for a lot of people, but it’s also not at the top of the priority list for securing their phones.

I just keep thinking about all of the republicans I used to work with who would honestly think Trump's foreign policy is good because it doesn't make us "look weak."

When are people going to learn that you can't trust a single word from the fucking NYT? 0% good reporting. Hell, -9% good reporting.

Why is his head 3X-4X larger than hers?

f/8 and be there

In case anybody wanted a little bit of good news today.

Riding a motorcycle to the lesbian coffee roasting co-op is not as hot and sexy as it sounds. I was! I was in my amazing black leather jacket. The co-op was just a little more industrial and a little less lesbian than one would hope. It smelled really good though!!

Today is a really tough day for me for anniversary reasons, so the end of the world is actually a really nice distraction! "There might be nuclear war, or at least carpet bombing, later today," is actually kind of calming.

The Late Bronzer Age Collapse incoming

Not sure where Nate's getting the idea that Dave Portnoy, Russia Today, Barstool Sports, and the Polymarket account are politically "neutral" voices, but ok

it also has this one

Linux Gnu Bash Terminal

Trans women are biological women. Trans men are biological men. Please stop using the phrase “biological” to distinguish cis from trans people. Cis does just fine and you’re also revealing your own ignorance of how biology works, as well as underlying inherent transphobia, even if unintentionally.

The one nice thing about all of the anadromous face surgeries all of the republican women get is that I feel less bad when I can’t tell them apart.

Pete Hegseth is practicing day drinking the right way. by Ezra Klein

the "the only compliment i ever received as a boy was about my pretty eyelashes" into "beautiful transgender woman" pipeline is real btw